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30 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

No way that's real. 

Tell me this is a parody account, or that someone hacked his real one.

This is a bridge too far... I refuse to believe a sitting congressperson is this dumb.

You just haven’t noticed that we’ve entered the ‘new / low count poster jumps into threads with shit hot right-wing takes’ phase.    Bonus points here are earned by checking the ‘also posts in crypto, Israel and Elon threads’ boxes.  

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Yes…it’s been horrible.
My point is that had we elected Hillary, that malignancy would have continued to grow, largely acknowledged and unimpeded. It’s hard to believe…but yes, things could be even worse.

When Brisket gets on the ledge he gets on that motherfucker.
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35 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

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Hide yo kids, cuz Biden out here relieving student debt, capping insulin costs, using taxes for infrastructure...

Hope so. My glargine insulin was rejected by my health insurance and I was quoted $5000 retail for one month’s supply.

There’s work to do.

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Posted
44 minutes ago, GenXer said:


it’s a parody account 

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his detective Jesus book / franchise doesn’t sound half bad 

he’s a tough but fair detective, a cop with a heart 

he’s also the savior 

 

ben affleck jesus GIF

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4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


his detective Jesus book / franchise doesn’t sound half bad 

he’s a tough but fair detective, a cop with a heart 

he’s also the savior 

 

ben affleck jesus GIF

Wouldn't he already know who the prep was?

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Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Wouldn't he already know who the prep was?

Sure. But the challenge is finding, or fabricating, evidence so the perp can be tried.

You think the DA is gonna bring a case to court on the word of a cop? Wait. Nevermind.

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9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


his detective Jesus book / franchise doesn’t sound half bad 

he’s a tough but fair detective, a cop with a heart 

he’s also the savior 

 

ben affleck jesus GIF

There's gotta be a scene where Detective Jesus, though immoral, gets frustrated with a case and says, "I'm getting too old for this shit..." 

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2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I know the trial was illegal but have any of them said why it was illegal?

Why would they bother? MAGA doesn’t require a reason and non-MAGA rightly dismisses the absurdity. We’re firmly in a post-logic era with both troll feet.

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12 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Sure. But the challenge is finding, or fabricating, evidence so the perp can be tried.

You think the DA is gonna bring a case to court on the word of a cop? Wait. Nevermind.

He fabricated a rich deposit of dinosaur bones, fossils, and imprints all over the world. I think he can drop a baggie of crack and/or a handgun if needed. 
 

Thats his catchphrase in the series actually. 

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Along with “well I’m sure he did something”
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1 hour ago, GenXer said:

I respectfully disagree. The 2016 election resulted in a GOP supreme court and the overturn of roe v. wade. That will have terrible effects on women’s healthcare for the foreseeable future.

 

I’m still trying to navigate my own feelings on the subject, but let me give you a rebuttal on this in two parts.

First, Roe didn’t settle the issue-it might very well be that the white nationalist movement would have picked another issue where the Venn diagram on white supremacy and male superiority didn’t overlap so well, but the forces that would oppose them have had 50 years to legislate or otherwise create a compelling counter-narrative to the evangelicals powering most of the rhetoric repeated by GOP politicians.  At some point progressives need to look in the mirror and admit we failed.

Second, there’s clearly institutional flaws in the way that government is organized and in the basic character of the body politic.  I’m not sure which is easier to cure, but most of our efforts have been on the latter (for example, liberals have presumed that increased levels of education, particularly among women, would have been a non-controversial policy to implement but it’s either the cause or correlative with a large drop in education for men and subsequent rightward shift among them).

I’m not nearly so pessimistic as @Brisketexan, but we’re definitely approaching a “you’ve got to break it to fix it” stage because the federal government (and now state governments) are doing a bad job of actually passing or implementing popular programs and/or improvements.  
 

Bringing it back to your post, I don’t know how you reach low information citizens without making them FEEL consequences, and good leaders are going to need to rally that emotion towards passing legislation that actually protects women’s body autonomy.  

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He fabricated a rich deposit of dinosaur bones, fossils, and imprints all over the world. I think he can drop a baggie of crack and/or a handgun if needed. 
 

Thats his catchphrase in the series actually. 

I think it should be something more like he's leaning over the perp in the interrogation room and says, "You done got crucified, son." or something about judgement.  I'll be in the writer's room, workshopping this.  

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22 hours ago, Okie State said:

This is one of many reasons why I don't understand why so many people worship him. He's a huge pussy who blames all of his failures on others. How can anyone respect that?

Welcome to the new American psyche shared by millions of aggrieved white people. It’s, well, it’s something.

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So now Mike Pence has announced he will not endorse donald JAIL trump as the party candidate for President?  apig.jpg.0cdeafbd1e4740ce5db9cb57adf19913.jpg  So long, Mike.  I will dance at your funeral.

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10 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I think it should be something more like he's leaning over the perp in the interrogation room and says, "You done got crucified, son." or something about judgement.  I'll be in the writer's room, workshopping this.  

I’m leaning towards ”I absolve you” as jesus shoots the perp in the face. Immediate justice from above.

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I think it would be cool if in every episode, he tells his partner he's gotta go talk to 'the Chief', but you never see the Chief.  But it's obviously his Dad.  And he comes back with some magical insight into the cold case.  

I mean, we'd be fucking crazy not to sell this story rights idea to Kirk Cameron.  Scott Baio could easily play the salty, sarcastic sergeant.  I mean, it's going straight to DVD...but we'd make enough to get a surly suite at DKR for one season.  

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16 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

Bringing it back to your post, I don’t know how you reach low information citizens without making them FEEL consequences, and good leaders are going to need to rally that emotion towards passing legislation that actually protects women’s body autonomy.  

I doubt my brother-in-law and his idiot churchy Qanon wife have the ability to make the connection from voting for guns to a vote for trump and republican straight ticket leads to a GOP senate leads to a decades long push to tilt the supreme court to the GOP leads to an overturn of roe v. wade leads to states outlawing abortion leads to doctors being unable to perform necessary reproductive care when a woman miscarries.

In fact, by typing that all out I’m certain there is no way they could make that correlation.

 

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So now Mike Pence has announced he will not endorse donald JAIL trump as the party candidate for President?  apig.jpg.0cdeafbd1e4740ce5db9cb57adf19913.jpg  So long, Mike.  I will dance at your funeral.

He’ll reverse course. They all do, always. Any Repub who was going to defect from the cult has already done so.
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40 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He fabricated a rich deposit of dinosaur bones, fossils, and imprints all over the world. I think he can drop a baggie of crack and/or a handgun if needed. 

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22 hours ago, Okie State said:

He's a huge pussy who blames all of his failures on others. How can anyone respect that?

Because he played a strong, successful businessman on television. 

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there's gotta be angle in there somewhere, to sell to the MAGA folks, where all the crimes are committed by MS-13 members who crossed into our country through bus tickets issued by Homeland Security.  And if you don't think Frank Stallone is on board to co-produce, well then you're just part of the problem...

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1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

there's gotta be angle in there somewhere, to sell to the MAGA folks, where all the crimes are committed by MS-13 members who crossed into our country through bus tickets issued by Homeland Security.  And if you don't think Frank Stallone is on board to co-produce, well then you're just part of the problem...

Now we're getting somewhere...

Surely's first crowdsourced film script.

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I know the trial was illegal but have any of them said why it was illegal?

It’s kind of like screaming for four years about a rigged election, while providing zero explanations or proof of how it happened. And tens of millions of people believe it.
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3 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Now we're getting somewhere...

Surely's first crowdsourced film script.

We were supposed to have a film noir about a hard nosed detective named Vince nordgren, but gandorf never finished it. Or never sold it. 

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We were supposed to have a film noir about a hard nosed detective named Vince nordgren, but gandorf never finished it. Or never sold it. 

Or he never told anyone he sold it and then moved to Tahiti

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who was the comedian who had the bit about waving to people that weren't there or couldn't wave back or something.  Dammit.  This would be fucking perfect.  I'll find it.  

That was pretty weird that he had like this Saint Peter's Square prayer vigil going on for him a few days ago and now he's just this random old guy waving at a traffic light.  

Posted
5 hours ago, Born to Run said:
14 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:
After Trump loses this election, the GQP completely implodes, and MAGA goes back into hiding leaving nothing but smoldering ash... you won't be able to find a single mother fucker anywhere that will admit to have voted for dotard in any of these elections.

I have pictures of my brother and his wife in Maga hats.

Send them an 18x22 framed print of that pic every Christmas.

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1 hour ago, AnTiM said:

So now Mike Pence has announced he will not endorse donald JAIL trump as the party candidate for President?  apig.jpg.0cdeafbd1e4740ce5db9cb57adf19913.jpg  So long, Mike.  I will dance at your funeral.

I thought he announced this months ago when he ended his "campaign".

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6 hours ago, David Dennison said:

The majority of voters listened.

Sadly, this is America, and that doesn't always matter.

Because slavery.

Bill told her what to do and where to go. Obama told her what to do and where to go. She listened to a 30-something dude named Mook.

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55 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Gotta Q it up a bit if you want to land the likes of Kirk Cameron or Scott Baio.

Grizzled homicide detective Jesus "J.C." Trump (Jim Caviezel) has seen it all, but nothing could prepare him and his longtime partner John Thomas Bartholomew (Scott Baio) for their next case.

After a series of blood drained babies start popping up around town, it's up to J.C. and John Thomas to uncover the truth... and they've got a bad feeling this could go all the way to the top.

After an anonyms tip from an online informant named "Q", newly appointed Police Chief Hillary Biden Obama (played by trans actress Hari Nef) and her pizza making husband Hunter Clinton become their prime suspects.

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6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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I’ll make it up on another post but fuck you for posting something from Cowherd I have to agree with

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Yes…it’s been horrible.
My point is that had we elected Hillary, that malignancy would have continued to grow, largely acknowledged and unimpeded. It’s hard to believe…but yes, things could be even worse.

I said when he was elected he wasn’t the tumor but rather the chemo. Sometimes the chemo kills the patient 🤷‍♂️

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4 hours ago, Born to Run said:

My literal brother is a Maga fool; so we talk, but don't talk politics.

 

Icono would gleefully shoot brown people at the border for fun.  Fuck that psycho.

I may be misremembering, but Icono is kinda brown, ain't he?

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I may be misremembering, but Icono is kinda brown, ain't he?

Yes. He’s one of those idiots who hangs around the fascist white supremacists saying “hey guys, umm, guys, I’m one of you! Isn’t it cool being awesome and superior?” The thing is, he’s being honest - there are plenty of racial supremacists in every culture/region; he’s one of those Persians who looks down on Arabs, tribal afghans, all that stuff. He’s just too dumb to realize that the white supremacists, while they’re happy to have his help for now, don’t even grasp his point of view. He thinks he’s a superior Persian…to them, he’s just another dirty raghead. And in the end, that’s how they’ll end up treating him, as he cries out in anguish “but guys! Guys! I’M ONE OF YOU! DON’T YOU REMEMBER?”
That’s the way it always goes. And he’s too dumb to realize it. Leopards, people’s faces, and all that.
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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Yes. He’s one of those idiots who hangs around the fascist white supremacists saying “hey guys, umm, guys, I’m one of you! Isn’t it cool being awesome and superior?” The thing is, he’s being honest - there are plenty of racial supremacists in every culture/region; he’s one of those Persians who looks down on Arabs, tribal afghans, all that stuff. He’s just too dumb to realize that the white supremacists, while they’re happy to have his help for now, don’t even grasp his point of view. He thinks he’s a superior Persian…to them, he’s just another dirty raghead. And in the end, that’s how they’ll end up treating him, as he cries out in anguish “but guys! Guys! I’M ONE OF YOU! DON’T YOU REMEMBER?”
That’s the way it always goes. And he’s too dumb to realize it. Leopards, people’s faces, and all that.

I've always thought that pound for pound he's the worst poster I've ever seen on a Texas message board. All of his opinions on everything, and there have been so many, range from ridiculous to truly horrific. 

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3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Yes. He’s one of those idiots who hangs around the fascist white supremacists saying “hey guys, umm, guys, I’m one of you! Isn’t it cool being awesome and superior?” The thing is, he’s being honest - there are plenty of racial supremacists in every culture/region; he’s one of those Persians who looks down on Arabs, tribal afghans, all that stuff. He’s just too dumb to realize that the white supremacists, while they’re happy to have his help for now, don’t even grasp his point of view. He thinks he’s a superior Persian…to them, he’s just another dirty raghead. And in the end, that’s how they’ll end up treating him, as he cries out in anguish “but guys! Guys! I’M ONE OF YOU! DON’T YOU REMEMBER?”
That’s the way it always goes. And he’s too dumb to realize it. Leopards, people’s faces, and all that.

Not trying to justify his words here, but like much of the Internet, our in person interactions were not even close to this.

Maybe it was the copy of Financial Times.

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14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Yes. He’s one of those idiots who hangs around the fascist white supremacists saying “hey guys, umm, guys, I’m one of you! Isn’t it cool being awesome and superior?” The thing is, he’s being honest - there are plenty of racial supremacists in every culture/region; he’s one of those Persians who looks down on Arabs, tribal afghans, all that stuff. He’s just too dumb to realize that the white supremacists, while they’re happy to have his help for now, don’t even grasp his point of view. He thinks he’s a superior Persian…to them, he’s just another dirty raghead. And in the end, that’s how they’ll end up treating him, as he cries out in anguish “but guys! Guys! I’M ONE OF YOU! DON’T YOU REMEMBER?”
That’s the way it always goes. And he’s too dumb to realize it. Leopards, people’s faces, and all that.

Tl;dr: iconoclast is a fucking mutt



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