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43 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

All of them won't, but he's either going to testify in one of these trials and it's going to be a disaster or he's going to look incredibly weak by refusing to take the stand.  And the latter might be more likely to cost him support than the former.

He's not taking the stand.

He shouldn't even have to! /MAGA

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6 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Please tell me someone got a screen grab of that treasonous POS walking down the stairs from his plane a few minutes ago where the wind peeled his comb over back like the rind of a rotten orange.

 

Fuck all this doomed bullshit. Time to flip the fucking script.


I agree completely (about your whole post, but this part in particular). My only point has been that indictments or even convictions aren’t going to solely do the job of flipping the script. That focus still has to be on the election. And of course Trump faces new and much more consequential headwinds this time ‘round, but given the magnitude of the threat, it’s not doomsday to simply say “leaving fucking NOTHING to chance.” Shift his chances of victory from the realm of “possible” to “get fucked, fatso” and do so with extreme prejudice. No mercy. And no assumptions that anything changes the script materially except for more votes (or states, more accurately) for Biden than for Trump next November.
4 minutes ago, Stilicho said:

Don't undersell a rise in stochastic and actual violence. The grifters will keep stirring shit up to ensure the spice flows (they're basically televangelists at this point), but the rank-and-file? They won't need the dogwhistles if it looks like everything is going to shit.  

It's hyperbolic to refer to every election as "mOsT iMpOrTaNt eLeCtIoN eVaH" but fuck does it feel like it these days.

true. I am not naïve to think some bullshit isn't going to happen between now and two Novembers from now, but all the trends speak decisively of the gop's chances in any national or large race. they still win the shitty little land commissioner spots and such, but their shine on the national stage is way past the point of losing its luster. it's dull as shit. remember, the last time a person with an R next to their name won the popular vote was nearly 20 years ago. attitudes for the R brand have not changed for the better since then. again, this is not wishcasting. I'm only regurgitating what are easily verifiable facts and trends. I think a lot of people are itching to have their voice heard. if trump isn't on the ballot that side will be in total disarray. it doesn't matter who it is, they will get slaughtered in the general election. even still, trump doesn't stand a fucking chance.

4 minutes ago, ohchaucer said:

 


I agree completely (about your whole post, but this part in particular). My only point has been that indictments or even convictions aren’t going to solely do the job of flipping the script. That focus still has to be on the election. And of course Trump faces new and much more consequential headwinds this time ‘round, but given the magnitude of the threat, it’s not doomsday to simply say “leaving fucking NOTHING to chance.” Shift his chances of victory from the realm of “possible” to “get fucked, fatso” and do so with extreme prejudice. No mercy. And no assumptions that anything changes the script materially except for more votes (or states, more accurately) for Biden than for Trump next November.

 

totally agree. it's still going to take a historic gotv effort, but I think that's what we're going to see. as mentioned previously, yet again we're facing the most important election in our lifetimes. no hyperbole whatsoever

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I mean, since Trump left office and SCOTUS overturned Roe v. Wade:

  • 4 House special elections swung 12, 11, 6 and 9 points to the left
  • Dems WON the Alaska House race special election and held it in the midterms
  • Dems overperformed the 2022 midterms, narrowly losing the House when they should have lost 20+ seats, picked up a seat in the Senate and picked up 2 governor's seats, including winning yet another run-off in Georgia for the Senate seat.  Oh yeah and flipped 5 chambers from the GOP, including in Michigan, Pennsylvania and Minnesota
  • Crushed anti-abortion ballot measures in Kansas, Kentucky and Montana
  • Flipped the Wisconsin Supreme Court 
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1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

That's great, but Trump's attorneys aren't wrong: Proving to a jury Trump knew he'd lost the election is gonna be ... not easy.

do not fall for the republican talking points.  this is not a free speech case.  this is not a "what did he actually believe" case.  it's not about what he thought or said, it's about what he did.  go read the indictment.  it seems like they were very careful about that.

trump's lawyers and supporters are spinning their own bullshit to try and win in the court of public opinion.  pay them no mind.

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3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

do not fall for the republican talking points.  this is not a free speech case.  this is not a "what did he actually believe" case.  it's not about what he thought or said, it's about what he did.  go read the indictment.  it seems like they were very careful about that.

trump's lawyers and supporters are spinning their own bullshit to try and win in the court of public opinion.  pay them no mind.

This. "You can't prove that Red Five didn't know that all the money in the bank wasn't his when he robbed it." 

Nope doesn't matter. 

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Objectively there is no reason Trump should be allowed to walk around freely.  I mean, stealing national secrets and conspiring to lead a violent overthrow of the federal government should land you in jail immediately right?!?  Like, he’s clearly insanely dangerous to all of us.  I feel like I’m taking crazy pills! 

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5 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

I am an 8 iron from Collin County.  That 150 yards would probably double my sentence for any crime I decided to commit.  

My fellow golfers, this is how you humble brag.

6 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

do not fall for the republican talking points.  this is not a free speech case.  this is not a "what did he actually believe" case.  it's not about what he thought or said, it's about what he did.  go read the indictment.  it seems like they were very careful about that.

trump's lawyers and supporters are spinning their own bullshit to try and win in the court of public opinion.  pay them no mind.

Exactly.

He has a right to say it.

He does not have any rights to then direct attempts to subvert electoral counts, the certification of votes, etc. 

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Objectively there is no reason Trump should be allowed to walk around freely.  I mean, stealing national secrets and conspiring to lead a violent overthrow of the federal government should land you in jail immediately right?!?  Like, he’s clearly insanely dangerous to all of us.  I feel like I’m taking crazy pills! 

counterpoint - putting him in jail doesn't necessarily make him less dangerous.  and then he's a fucking martyr, jailed before found guilty, nah.

the more i think about it, the more i want his delay tactics to work.  i think he needs to still be mid-trial when the election happens.  if he's found guilty, it may move some people to his side.  if he's found not guilty (or hung jury whatever) he will absolutely spin it as a win and we cannot have that happen. 

i really want no verdict by next november.  try him after he loses.  with everybody on strike we'll need some new content.

5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the cookie infestation is causing my machine to get pounded a 1000 times a minute

 

Ah, yes, the ol' "South Austin's Mom" routine.

 

6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

now i have to log out and cclean my machine

Good advice after the ol' "South Austin's Mom" routine.

 

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

 

That's great, but Trump's attorneys aren't wrong: Proving to a jury Trump knew he'd lost the election is gonna be ... not easy.

 

 

See, Brisket, you're getting awful close to crossing that line again.

You and I concur, but you're not seeing the big picture.

You think he won't go to jail. Which is just silly.

The problem is that putting him in jail doesn't end the threat to democracy he represents. See also: Beer Hall Putsch linked above.

i think a lot of people forget that a grand jury already saw enough to go, "yup, the former president clearly broke some laws." my guess is Smith gift-wrapped the evidence in such a way even a sycophant would have a hard time defending it. the dude is fucked. and he only continues to get fuckeder. yeah, I'm making that a word

9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

i think a lot of people forget that a grand jury already saw enough to go, "yup, the former president clearly broke some laws." my guess is Smith gift-wrapped the evidence in such a way even a sycophant would have a hard time defending it. the dude is fucked. and he only continues to get fuckeder. yeah, I'm making that a word

Don't you know a prosecutor can indict a ham sandwich? /Tahoehorn

17 minutes ago, Horndog said:

My fellow golfers, this is how you humble brag.

Depends on your 8 iron.  

23 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

what do i have to pay to get rid of ads in the cloakroom?

 

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It's a trap!

25 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

my guess is Smith gift-wrapped the evidence in such a way even a sycophant would have a hard time defending it.

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3 hours ago, ohchaucer said:

Y’all remember in 2016 when most sane people believed a solid (albeit deeply flawed) candidate “couldn’t lose” to a fat orange criminal buffoon?

I ‘member.

Maybe I’m crazy but I predicted he’d be close and might win. I don’t think anyone who wasn’t a dyed in the wool HRC backer was confident down the stretch. Pundits on NPR were questioning her decision not to go in person to Detroit, Philly, Milwaukee, and Des Moines in real time, and were highly critical of her decision to listen to Mook (lol) over Bill and Obama  

This is nothing like that. I’m not counting chickens, but I’m not sweating this. 

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Devon Archer, who said nothing of value that implicated anyone but Gym Jordan's lack of a brain

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2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Devon Archer, who said nothing of value that implicated anyone but Gym Jordan's lack of a brain

She apparently missed the morning's updated talking points, because she's the only person I've seen mention Archer today.

This is one of the few MAGA things that I've ever found funny:

 

3 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

HuffPost had a pretty tidy list of Republicans who told Trump there was no valid evidence that the election was stolen. There was no legitimate reason for Trump to believe that it was.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/republicans-trump-lying-election-fraud_n_64c9b2f1e4b0fd06594e4b95

This is so dumb (not you Al). Of course it was made up and he didn't actually think that. He said for a year prior to the election that if he loses, it will be because it's rigged. 

He was President, and two and a half years later still hasn't produced one piece of evidence. 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

It's like Trump thinks the only people who should be able to enter his orbit, and their family, are people who voted for him. Them and them only. No one can prosecute him or judge him unless they are also one of his supporters. 

Like?

21 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

imagine the reptile brain one would need to use to think that the federal indictment of a former president was brought as a distraction.

25 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

It's also not a coincidence that you, Trump's female lawyer, are objectively both physically attractive and lawyerly shitty.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

I mean, since Trump left office and SCOTUS overturned Roe v. Wade:

  • 4 House special elections swung 12, 11, 6 and 9 points to the left
  • Dems WON the Alaska House race special election and held it in the midterms
  • Dems overperformed the 2022 midterms, narrowly losing the House when they should have lost 20+ seats, picked up a seat in the Senate and picked up 2 governor's seats, including winning yet another run-off in Georgia for the Senate seat.  Oh yeah and flipped 5 chambers from the GOP, including in Michigan, Pennsylvania and Minnesota
  • Crushed anti-abortion ballot measures in Kansas, Kentucky and Montana
  • Flipped the Wisconsin Supreme Court 

Keep an eye on Ohio’s special election on Tuesday. 

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Keep an eye on Ohio’s special election on Tuesday. 

No offense but I trust ya'll about the same as I trust us in elections.

2 hours ago, miguelito said:

Ah, yes, the ol' "South Austin's Mom" routine.

 

Good advice after the ol' "South Austin's Mom" routine.

 

Holy shit, I give you all the internet points.  Made my day man.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

This is one of the few MAGA things that I've ever found funny:

 

What is that gif from?  I've tried so many times to figure it out.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Lulz, the judge told Dotard that he can't commit any crimes, or tamper with witnesses.

Dotard:

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my favorite part is that he had to wait 20 min for the judge.  i assume he doesn't wait for much of anything in his life.

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I guess this is just a permanent show now.

 

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It's a TV show in this stupid simulation.

2 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Could you even hit a driver that far right now?

No.

Why you gotta be so mean?

First hearing is Aug 28th

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2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It's a TV show in this stupid simulation.

The simulation isn't stupid.  It's actually quite erudite and pithy.  We, however, are fucking beyond moronic.  

If you count all primary candidates for each major party plus the third party/independents who have the requisite number of signatures...you're looking at about 30 official candidates.  And according to the outstanding fucking logic of some truly impressive dipshits who share a diploma with me...you can't be held criminally liable for anything if you're one of those 30 because you're running for President.  Even if the charges involve selling state secrets to foreign adversaries or attempting to overthrow our own government at its seat while you are its Head of State.  This is the defense of 30-35% of our nation?  You can't bother this man because he's busy attempting to be elected again so never mind that other shit?  Fucking pile of moronic shit this website has turned into.  We used to beat people this fucking stupid but now we have to nurture safe spaces because people might get butthurt.  Fuck off.  This fucking board is a fucking embarrassment to our alma mater, we're one notch above texags which isn't saying much.  

22 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

No offense but I trust ya'll about the same as I trust us in elections.

Immaterial. 

You know he's going to try and tamper

 

 

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Objectively there is no reason Trump should be allowed to walk around freely.  I mean, stealing national secrets and conspiring to lead a violent overthrow of the federal government should land you in jail immediately right?!?  Like, he’s clearly insanely dangerous to all of us.  I feel like I’m taking crazy pills! 

For what's it worth I've always thought you were taking crazy pills.

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