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I posted this on the FB board but will post it in a few threads here too: Some of us just sorted a whole bunch of NIL stuff for the 2024 cycle for Texas football on behalf of everyone else. Texas

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Malcolm roach jumping offsides against isu FG attempt

Fucking up the coin toss against ucla

Limas sweed push off TD call against aggy

charlie strong personal foul/defensive holding

herman sledgehammer

cake is baked

secure the bag dance

loss to ou in 27 OTs

herman flipping the bird

josh moore gun

eyes of texas fiasco

rodney terry horns down

stanford popup under the lights

1 min OU TD drive this year

case mccoy filming jordan hicks fucking in san antonio

59 yards of erotic offense

shutout against isu

2 losses to kansas

multiple losing records

2 losses to maryland

colts shoulder

quinns shoulder against bama, the fucked up non safety call, watts missing a gimme

blake gideons missed int and ETs pathetic effort on the play after

hiring patterson

hiring strong

empty south endzone seats

jet pack man

byu 1000000000 rushing yards

backup and kneebrace qbs

missed xp against Cal

co op statues

taco bell gong

 

 

 

 

 

And thats just off the top of my head. Glad to get that outta the way

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18 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Malcolm roach jumping offsides against isu FG attempt

Fucking up the coin toss against ucla

Limas sweed push off TD call against aggy

charlie strong personal foul/defensive holding

herman sledgehammer

cake is baked

secure the bag dance

loss to ou in 27 OTs

herman flipping the bird

josh moore gun

eyes of texas fiasco

rodney terry horns down

stanford popup under the lights

1 min OU TD drive this year

case mccoy filming jordan hicks fucking in san antonio

59 yards of erotic offense

shutout against isu

2 losses to kansas

multiple losing records

2 losses to maryland

colts shoulder

quinns shoulder against bama, the fucked up non safety call, watts missing a gimme

blake gideons missed int and ETs pathetic effort on the play after

hiring patterson

hiring strong

empty south endzone seats

jet pack man

byu 1000000000 rushing yards

backup and kneebrace qbs

missed xp against Cal

co op statues

taco bell gong

 

 

 

 

 

And thats just off the top of my head. Glad to get that outta the way

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22 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Malcolm roach jumping offsides against isu FG attempt

Fucking up the coin toss against ucla

Limas sweed push off TD call against aggy

charlie strong personal foul/defensive holding

herman sledgehammer

cake is baked

secure the bag dance

loss to ou in 27 OTs

herman flipping the bird

josh moore gun

eyes of texas fiasco

rodney terry horns down

stanford popup under the lights

1 min OU TD drive this year

case mccoy filming jordan hicks fucking in san antonio

59 yards of erotic offense

shutout against isu

2 losses to kansas

multiple losing records

2 losses to maryland

colts shoulder

quinns shoulder against bama, the fucked up non safety call, watts missing a gimme

blake gideons missed int and ETs pathetic effort on the play after

hiring patterson

hiring strong

empty south endzone seats

jet pack man

byu 1000000000 rushing yards

backup and kneebrace qbs

missed xp against Cal

co op statues

taco bell gong

 

 

 

 

 

And thats just off the top of my head. Glad to get that outta the way

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This will impact transfers at Arizona. 

Akina as DC at Arizona, which is a wild ass choice

https://247sports.com/college/arizona/Article/duane-akina-arizona-wildcats-defensive-coordinator-225896174/

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Sources indicate to WildcatAuthority.com that Duane Akina will be Arizona's new defensive coordinator. Akina is currently in Tucson and has been helping Arizona head coach Brent Brennan with the transition and hiring of a defensive staff.

He took a defensive analyst position with Texas before Jedd Fisch was hired at Washington, but his relationship with Brennan through Dick Tomey played a large role in his decision to come back.

 

 

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3 minutes ago, NoName said:

This will impact transfers at Arizona. 

Akina as DC at Arizona, which is a wild ass choice

https://247sports.com/college/arizona/Article/duane-akina-arizona-wildcats-defensive-coordinator-225896174/

 

Hahaha!

 

Now THAT is a BOLD choice. 
 

FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD = a mantra OR! WORDS 2 LIVE BY

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38 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Malcolm roach jumping offsides against isu FG attempt

Fucking up the coin toss against ucla

Limas sweed push off TD call against aggy

charlie strong personal foul/defensive holding

herman sledgehammer

cake is baked

secure the bag dance

loss to ou in 27 OTs

herman flipping the bird

josh moore gun

eyes of texas fiasco

rodney terry horns down

stanford popup under the lights

1 min OU TD drive this year

case mccoy filming jordan hicks fucking in san antonio

59 yards of erotic offense

shutout against isu

2 losses to kansas

multiple losing records

2 losses to maryland

colts shoulder

quinns shoulder against bama, the fucked up non safety call, watts missing a gimme

blake gideons missed int and ETs pathetic effort on the play after

hiring patterson

hiring strong

empty south endzone seats

jet pack man

byu 1000000000 rushing yards

backup and kneebrace qbs

missed xp against Cal

co op statues

taco bell gong

 

 

 

 

 

And thats just off the top of my head. Glad to get that outta the way

Red China … Johnnie Ray….

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41 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Malcolm roach jumping offsides against isu FG attempt

Fucking up the coin toss against ucla

Limas sweed push off TD call against aggy

charlie strong personal foul/defensive holding

herman sledgehammer

cake is baked

secure the bag dance

loss to ou in 27 OTs

herman flipping the bird

josh moore gun

eyes of texas fiasco

rodney terry horns down

stanford popup under the lights

1 min OU TD drive this year

case mccoy filming jordan hicks fucking in san antonio

59 yards of erotic offense

shutout against isu

2 losses to kansas

multiple losing records

2 losses to maryland

colts shoulder

quinns shoulder against bama, the fucked up non safety call, watts missing a gimme

blake gideons missed int and ETs pathetic effort on the play after

hiring patterson

hiring strong

empty south endzone seats

jet pack man

byu 1000000000 rushing yards

backup and kneebrace qbs

missed xp against Cal

co op statues

taco bell gong

 

 

 

 

 

And thats just off the top of my head. Glad to get that outta the way


Go fuck yourself. Negged. 

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10 hours ago, Bevo said:

I have hope for Bledsoe and also for Sydir. Bledsoe of course needs to get from 274 to 300 and maintain his athleticism. If one guy can hold up in the middle, we will be good. We have plenty of numbers to take quality snaps, but we don't have an anchor in the interior.

FWIW, Bledsoe was in the 290's by the end of the season.

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15 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

What an awful hire.  

 

10 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit this is really bad.

Who else is gonna take a P5 Defensive Coordinator job for less than $300k? (I assume that's about all they have left to pay corches).

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6 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

P.S.: Would you like to spin the wheel?

Contestant: No, I’d like to buy a vowel, Pat.

P.S.: Okay, which vowel would you like to buy?

Contestant: I would like to buy an “A” please.

< D I N G >
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P.S.: There are FIVE “A”s in the name.

Would you like to guess the name? Spin the wheel? Or buy another vowel?

Contestant: I like to buy a vowel. Are there any “I”s?

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Im not saying Broughton didnt get blown up in the run game this year, like he did on a consistent basis last season. 
But , it had to happen less, a lot less, or there would have been screams of bloody murder from the hole he was creating in the run D. 
And thats improvment, which i know we all hope he can and will build on going into next dlseason. 
Nobody saw Sweat stepping up like he did. I know Broughton doesn't have the same raw physical  gifts Sweat does. But i think he has enough that we will all be pleased if he has a similar developmental improvement that he had this last season. 
And i think thats the longest post ive made in years. 
 
Maybe you missed it, but we lost the guy who developed Sweat and Murphy and still havent hired a replacement. But other than that I see what you're saying and hope somebody steps up big time next season.
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10 minutes ago, ousux said:
6 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:
Im not saying Broughton didnt get blown up in the run game this year, like he did on a consistent basis last season. 
But , it had to happen less, a lot less, or there would have been screams of bloody murder from the hole he was creating in the run D. 
And thats improvment, which i know we all hope he can and will build on going into next dlseason. 
Nobody saw Sweat stepping up like he did. I know Broughton doesn't have the same raw physical  gifts Sweat does. But i think he has enough that we will all be pleased if he has a similar developmental improvement that he had this last season. 
And i think thats the longest post ive made in years. 
 

Maybe you missed it, but we lost the guy who developed Sweat and Murphy and still havent hired a replacement. But other than that I see what you're saying and hope somebody steps up big time next season.

I feel like Torre Becton deserves some credit for Sweat and Murphy’s development too (and Ojomo, Coburn). Since he switched to the team to the Olympic/NFL-style weightlifting program after 2021, players have looked a bit more “SEC-like.”

 

I think another year of Becton’s S&C program will help Collins, Broughton, Bledsoe, Bryant, Mitchell, and (hopefully) Savea + another transfer out. Plus, practicing against one of the nation’s best offensive line won’t hurt either. Iron sharpens iron. Plus, plus, Sark has largely hit it out of the park with his assistant coaching hires… losing Bo sucks, but whoever replaces him should be trusted to help further develop our guys.

 

At the end of the day, if a few of our guys take that next step physique-wise like Murphy, Sweat, Ojomo, and Coburn did, I don’t think we’ll see as drastic of a fall-off in the IDL as many think we will. 

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3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Malcolm roach jumping offsides against isu FG attempt

Fucking up the coin toss against ucla

Limas sweed push off TD call against aggy

charlie strong personal foul/defensive holding

herman sledgehammer

cake is baked

secure the bag dance

loss to ou in 27 OTs

herman flipping the bird

josh moore gun

eyes of texas fiasco

rodney terry horns down

stanford popup under the lights

1 min OU TD drive this year

case mccoy filming jordan hicks fucking in san antonio

59 yards of erotic offense

shutout against isu

2 losses to kansas

multiple losing records

2 losses to maryland

colts shoulder

quinns shoulder against bama, the fucked up non safety call, watts missing a gimme

blake gideons missed int and ETs pathetic effort on the play after

hiring patterson

hiring strong

empty south endzone seats

jet pack man

byu 1000000000 rushing yards

backup and kneebrace qbs

missed xp against Cal

co op statues

taco bell gong

 

 

 

 

 

And thats just off the top of my head. Glad to get that outta the way

y’all need to drink more. i don’t remember half that shit. 

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15 hours ago, Bevo said:

Well I am biased against him - when asked if he was excited to play in the RRS, he basically said no - that he didn't care much about it. And then that is how we proceeded to play.

I'm not (trying to) calling you out, but I'm curious to see where he said that? Can you find the video or article where he said that? I don't remember him saying that at all.

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6 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Malcolm roach jumping offsides against isu FG attempt

Fucking up the coin toss against ucla

Limas sweed push off TD call against aggy

charlie strong personal foul/defensive holding

herman sledgehammer

cake is baked

secure the bag dance

loss to ou in 27 OTs

herman flipping the bird

josh moore gun

eyes of texas fiasco

rodney terry horns down

stanford popup under the lights

1 min OU TD drive this year

case mccoy filming jordan hicks fucking in san antonio

59 yards of erotic offense

shutout against isu

2 losses to kansas

multiple losing records

2 losses to maryland

colts shoulder

quinns shoulder against bama, the fucked up non safety call, watts missing a gimme

blake gideons missed int and ETs pathetic effort on the play after

hiring patterson

hiring strong

empty south endzone seats

jet pack man

byu 1000000000 rushing yards

backup and kneebrace qbs

missed xp against Cal

co op statues

taco bell gong

 

 

 

 

 

And thats just off the top of my head. Glad to get that outta the way

I don't ever neg, and I'm not going to, but you deserve it for this, dude. 

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11 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Squints actually performed admirably under the circumstances, but Mack should have had Sherrod Harris prepared, but hardly played him at all during the season. 

Sure, the Gilbert take is bad in a pedestrian sort of way but implying that Gilbert had to play because “Sherrod Harris wasn’t prepared” is a masterpiece.

10/10, no notes.

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10 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Negged as navy assholes as I could since it is clear this nonsense isn’t going to end on its own. Good posters, normally, too, but what in the fuck?

Yeah, fuck Navy….Go Army!

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24 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Nahlin intimating that the Arizona DT left without an offer. "Staff may be monitoring other options."

Here's what Bobby said on it this morning.

 

From a source in Tucson, I am told that Texas is the "clear favorite" to land Tiaoalii Savea , the 6-foot-4, 305-pound defensive tackle transfer from Arizona. Savea visited Texas over the weekend and has a very strong bond with Texas linebackers coach Johnny Nansen, who joined the Longhorn staff from Arizona this off-season.

Savea is expected to be a mid-term enrollee. All mid-term enrollees at Texas must enroll by Jan. 30 at the very latest.

Texas has already added seven players from the NCAA's transfer portal. Besides Savea, Texas also continues to recruit Washington cornerback Jabbar Muhammad. Muhammad visited Texas with his parents on Wednesday and Thursday and visited Alabama over the weekend. He is expected to return to Washington to collect his belongings this week and visit Oregon while in the Pacific Northwest.

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25 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Nahlin intimating that the Arizona DT left without an offer. "Staff may be monitoring other options."

Considering Sark retweeted him and followed him on Instagram (both things he only tends to do for commits) and Bobby Burton saying he was offered, I’m gonna go ahead and say you should stop listening to whatever Nahlin says

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