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not only did don jr want Vance but so did trunp because he liked how Vance sucked up to him. Also reporters have said the trunp campaign picked Vance because they believe they are going to win in a landslide so picking a maga loyalist who brings no group or state was okay. 

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1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

If he’s alive, he’ll be the nominee.

Full on Barron Harkonnen by then

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2 hours ago, Texaus said:

I didn’t think the rhetoric could get much worse. It’s getting worse and we’ll be lucky to live through this. Someone talk me off the brisket ledge I’m out on. 

How could you NOT think the rhetoric would get worse?  I said it the moment Biden resigned:  Kamala would be labeled with the triple slur of woman, black, whore.  It was the most predictable thing besides 7-win Steve.  (Well, OK, more predictable than that.)

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4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

not only did don jr want Vance but so did trunp because he liked how Vance sucked up to him. Also reporters have said the trunp campaign picked Vance because they believe they are going to win in a landslide so picking a maga loyalist who brings no group or state was okay. 

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34 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I like how he blames immigrants for the fentanyl problem but his mom was stealing pills from her patients.

Well some of her patients were immigrants so….

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10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Because he was picked solely to run against Biden/Harris, not Harris/TBD.  But it's too late now unless Vance resigns.

 

Does Trump really think that analytically, though?

I just assumed Vance's lips felt right on Trump's bloated ass?

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3 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

Im moving Vance to 40% chance of making it.   There is nothing Trump cares more about than appearance.   If he starts getting dunked on, Trump will force him out.

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Just now, Ted Lange said:

Im moving Vance to 40% chance of making it.   There is nothing Trump cares more about than appearance.   If he starts getting dunked on, Trump will force him out.

ETTD, part 6,239.

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Posted (edited)
17 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Oh, agreed.  I just think the double standard is hilarious. 

I am planning a trip next Spring for Venice/Emilia Romagna, with a nice visit to Imola for the race. We are contemplating Paddock Passes for the weekend. If I had kids, I couldn't afford that. Because I do not, I can.

If you want kids, you can always adopt. There's no shortage of the humans, just caring ones. 

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18 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Oh, agreed.  I just think the double standard is hilarious. 

I am planning a trip next Spring for Venice/Emilia Romagna, with a nice visit to Imola for the race. We are contemplating Paddock Passes for the weekend. If I had kids, I couldn't afford that. Because I do not, I can.

Always laugh at the memes that are like "friends without kids be like, hey want to go Africa next week?"

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19 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Not to get too far ahead of things, but if Harris beats Trump this year is there any doubt that Trump will be the nominee again in 2028?

Let's go one further: win or lose in 2024, Trump is the nominee in 2028.  Because if you think this SCOTUS won't find a way to work around the 22nd Amendment, you haven't been paying attention to this SCOTUS.  This election, we are trying to decide whether to elect a president, or crown a king.

19 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Zero.   Don (if he is alive) if not it will be Jr.

Yep.

18 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

If he’s alive, he’ll be the nominee.

And all the yeps.

13 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

He has the exact amount of charisma that one would expect from an amorphous blob of underflavored vanilla pudding that he is.  He is good at capturing the attention and imagination of the billionaire class, who sees a smart and malleable little bitch boy to do their bidding.  But to the MAGAsphere and the rest of the public, he has all the spice pizazz of a glass of tepid tapwater.  Good.  Keep at it, you racist care bear motherfucker.

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They were really banking on the populism vs the elites angle. Now its interesting watching them figure out how to sell a black woman as the face of the elite. Gotta tune that dog whistle just right

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6 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Im moving Vance to 40% chance of making it.   There is nothing Trump cares more about than appearance.   If he starts getting dunked on, Trump will force him out.

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4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 

Does Trump really think that analytically, though?

I just assumed Vance's lips felt right on Trump's bloated ass?

To out barnacle MTG is quite a feat.  Surprised Trumps ass didn't crater from her sucking. 

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13 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Zero.   Don (if he is alive) if not it will be Jr.

They can make him the candidate but he won't win. He'll be 82 and trying to convince people he can be POTUS from age 82 to 85. Good luck with that.

Hopefully, the combination-Taco Bell-and-Pizza Hut will have "solved" this problem for us by then.

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6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

We all knew that.

I'm just not sure trying to Hillary her is going to work this time.  She doesn't have 20 years of political and legal baggage, an unlikeable personality, and an arrogant campaign that ignored all of the important swing states and let Trump barnstorm through them in order to thread the needle on election day.

She's not going to ignore the Blue Wall states.  She's basically just going to replicate the Biden 2020 campaign - Milwaukee, Atlanta, Detroit, Philly, Phoenix, Vegas, and maybe throw in North Carolina. 

She is also being handed an enormous political war chest and all the time in the world to campaign as a result of having one of the cushiest jobs in US politics (the VP).

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4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

They can make him the candidate but he won't win. He'll be 82 and trying to convince people he can be POTUS from age 82 to 85. Good luck with that.

Hopefully, the combination-Taco Bell-and-Pizza Hut will have "solved" this problem for us by then.

Donald Trump is going to live to be 105.  And he will maintain his current "lucidity" (such as it is) for another 10 years.

Because this fucking timeline, man.

This is Trump's party for the next 10-20 years.  There is no party, only Trump.

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48 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I like how he blames immigrants for the fentanyl problem but his mom was stealing pills from her patients.

You could even say that white woman stole that immigrants job…

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3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

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  • Democratic voters are more likely than Republicans (27% to 24%) to say they’re “much more motivated” to participate in the political process this election season following Biden’s decision, mirroring the gap between Biden’s and Trump’s respective 2020 supporters (26% to 23%).

 

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I love that Vance probably thought he was a piece of misswallowed Big Mac away from POTUS a few days ago. Now he's looking like a dumbass on the campaign trail and is a failed election away from hopefully dashing any hopes of sniffing the oval office in any capacity.

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Donald Trump is going to live to be 105.  And he will maintain his current "lucidity" (such as it is) for another 10 years.

Because this fucking timeline, man.

This is Trump's party for the next 10-20 years.  There is no party, only Trump.

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10 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

If you want kids, you can always adopt. There's no shortage of the humans, just caring ones. 

Not for me. Never wanted them. Better when they belong to others

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Always laugh at the memes that are like "friends without kids be like, hey want to go Africa next week?"

Yep. I can do what I want when I want. I highly recommend it.

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Donald Trump is going to live to be 105.  And he will maintain his current "lucidity" (such as it is) for another 10 years.

Because this fucking timeline, man.

This is Trump's party for the next 10-20 years.  There is no party, only Trump.

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42 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

1208/1976 delegates needed. over 60% now

The Dems are overthrowing democracy quite…democratically? 

36 minutes ago, Js1 said:

She's retaining 96% of delegates who have pledged - 1208 Kamala, 56 undecided. 

Iowa living up to its name - 8 pledged to Kamala, 11 undecided.  Idiots out walking around

Everyone knows Iowa has no offense

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Posted
1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Not for me. Never wanted them. Better when they belong to others

god I wish more people would approach it that way. I lot of people who don't want kids have them anyway and they are often horrible parents because they wind up resenting their children. 

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A bit unrelated but remember a viral tweet a few years ago that said (roughly) Republicans lose elections because they are weirdos with terrible ideas, but can't seem to find it.  Anyone know what I'm talking about?

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1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

A bit unrelated but remember a viral tweet a few years ago that said (roughly) Republicans lose elections because they are weirdos with terrible ideas, but can't seem to find it.  Anyone know what I'm talking about?

What Jim Rome said about aggy?

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Radio host Charlamagne tha God said Monday he would “absolutely” endorse Vice President Harris for the White House after previously not endorsing President Biden.

CNN’s Jake Tapper pressed Charlamagne on “The Lead” about whether he would endorse Harris after previously saying that both Biden and former President Trump were “trash.” The radio host noted that he endorsed Harris during the 2020 Democratic primary and that he would “absolutely” support her in the race now.

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3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

The Dems are overthrowing democracy quite…democratically? 

"The Party of Lincoln" is going to be in for one hell of surprise to see how Lincoln came to be the Republican nominee. I'm sure they'll admit their argument is ahistorical and recant any minute now.

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Just now, Blotto said:

Jr. will be jacking off homeless people on onlyfans to pay for his blow about 2 weeks after daddy strokes out. nobody gives a solitary fuck about that coked up dipshit. 

Yeah.  None of the Trump kids have daddy's magic.  Not even close.  Trump plays the hits.  His kids are the equivalent of "and now, a tune from our new album."  That's when the audience starts looking at their phones/goes to take a leak/gets a fresh beer.

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2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Jr. will be jacking off homeless people on onlyfans to pay for his blow about 2 weeks after daddy strokes out. nobody gives a solitary fuck about that coked up dipshit. 

Ivanka is the one we've got to watch out for. Thin veneer of civility, and married to an evil bastard. I think she's the only one in that freak show that could get through a campaign without doing lines off the speaker dais or accidently shooting his dick off trying to look tough with a gun. 

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