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1 minute ago, Okie State said:

I picked one up by mistake once. It was okay. I still prefer the full corn syrup version if I'm going to be drinking liquid poison.

 

You young'uns don't know what you were missing with the cane sugar version.

 

 

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Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

You young'uns don't know what you were missing with the cane sugar version.

 

 

Agreed. I would buy that when I saw it a while back. Not sure it's still available.

Mt. Dew talk not going away.

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Just now, Okie State said:

Agreed. I would buy that when I saw it a while back. Not sure it's still available.

Mt. Dew talk not going away.

Well shit.  If it’s gonna be that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

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Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



Contrary to everything we've been telling you for the last few months, talking about age is cutesy ridiculousness. 

Now we are just going to talk about it even harder 

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Let's check in with Russian media to see how they are reacting to the news:

 

https://www.thedailybeast.com/putins-pals-panic-that-trumps-opponent-is-no-longer-old-sick-guy?ref=home

 

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The news that President Joe Biden would not run for re-election caused a stir not only in America, but also in Russia, where pro-Kremlin propagandists are kicking up a fuss about what it would mean for their beloved Donald Trump. 

Appearing on Monday’s broadcast of a state TV show 60 Minutes, State Duma member Oleg Matveychev complained that Biden’s move is a disaster for Trump’s election chances. “He is left without any trump cards!” Matveychev said. “Previously, he could easily attack Biden’s health, now he has nothing left to attack. More than that, attacking Biden at this point would be seen as inappropriate and rude.”

 

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“Now they’re switching to [Vice President Kamala Harris] and are trying to attack her, but nothing new will stick to her,” Matveychev added. “Bringing up the fact she is not quite white will only activate her electorate.”

Russian state TV’s coverage of Harris—which is a carbon copy of what is playing on Fox News—was largely limited Monday to attempts at mocking her laughter.

Matveychev said that Biden’s departure from the race rendered the previous agenda obsolete. Discussing the age of the U.S. president or an assassination attempt against Trump is now yesterday’s news, he argued.

 

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“Trump had a great trump card with this shot that was fired at him... he just got lucky,” the lawmaker said. “Now he has to come up with something new to change the subject and draw attention to himself—and it’s hard to do, after the stakes were raised this high.”

Matveychev said that if Trump was “a little bit smarter,” he would have toned it down during the debate to make sure Biden stays in the race. Host Evgeny Popov bitterly added, “Now he is the old candidate. The only old candidate!” 

The lawmaker said it’s time to rip off the patch covering up Trump’s scratched ear that many in the U.S. have compared to a maxi pad. He criticized the flashmob of the GOP ear patches as outdated and vulgar and urged the Republicans to come up with something new to face the new reality.

 

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Matveychev also angrily described Harris as “distilled evil.” “In her, you have the devil in its purest form,” he said. “He always appears to be laughing and positive. The devil doesn’t have horns and hooves, he says that everything is ok and flashes a white-toothed grin.”

Moscow’s premier propagandist Vladimir Solovyov separately scrambled to re-record his weekend program, Sunday Evening With Vladimir Solovyov, to keep up with the news.

 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Only 3 more that matter - 
UAW (Lock)
TWU (Lock, but probably not until september or so)
Teamsters (lean D, could remain neutral but my guess is that they come around so O'Brien can save his job)

oh come on

Any union which endorses Trump, or even issues no endorsement, is just smearing bacon grease all over their face.

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13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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She looks great- but then maybe you look over her shoulder at the other cap with an arm on his head and your brain goes into vapor lock. 

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12 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

You young'uns don't know what you were missing with the cane sugar version.

 

 

There was no sugar in the mountain dew I have partaken in. Shit was straight white lightning. Hard pass as I have gotten older, but those east Tennessee folks could brew up some shit.

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Is it my imagination or are there several right leaning posters who’ve stated in the last day that they will vote for Harris over Trump? I thought I saw posts from several. 

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41 minutes ago, The Dog said:

And they kept that shit locked down and fell in line.

How…Republican…

😎

Exactly what I asked for. Thank you for listening.

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7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Is it my imagination or are there several right leaning posters who’ve stated in the last day that they will vote for Harris over Trump? I thought I saw posts from several. 

Hint: They’re lying.

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Is it my imagination or are there several right leaning posters who’ve stated in the last day that they will vote for Harris over Trump? I thought I saw posts from several. 

Maybe not right leaning posters, but there are a lot of DixonHur’s friends who will be voting for Harris now that we’re sitting out before.
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AI Overview

Learn more…

Yes, Mountain Dew was originally developed in the 1940s by Tennessee brothers Barney and Ally Hartman as a mixer for whiskey or bourbon. The brothers named the drink "Mountain Dew" to reference its intended use as a chaser for whiskey, and the drink's original name was slang for moonshine. The Hartmans had trouble finding their preferred soda to mix with liquor in Knoxville, so they created their own. To appeal to moonshiners, the brand also adopted an Appalachian feel and featured a mascot named Willy the Hillbilly. When mixed with whiskey, a Mountain Dew highball can taste similar to a whiskey sour with bubbles.

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Friend back home, "Say, J.D.  Why'd you buy a couch from IKEA?  We could just buy a put-together one in town and put it in my truck.  You know you get all angry putting those damn things together!"

J.D., "Foreplay, Larry.  Foreplay..." 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Another idiot outed himself as a troll 

 

There’s another screen shot in the comments of an old white guy claiming to be black. These MAGArds need to leave the trolling to the Russian bots.

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Posted
11 minutes ago, troph said:

So all the Mt Dew talk… is diet A&W root beer electable? Asking for a friend… 

Not nearly as electable as Barq's Zero

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Posted
58 minutes ago, Okie State said:

I love that Vance is getting hammered for the Diet Mt. Dew reference. I'm somewhat embarrassed to admit that I indulge in the occasional Mt. Dew and Funyuns on road trips, but never would I ever consider a fucking Diet Mt. Dew. What a douche.

Um why are you embarrassed to have discovered the best road trip snack combo in the universe? I mean the key is that you don't frequently drink Mountain Dew so that when you do drink a 32 ouncer it's basically like 5 energy drinks and you're easily able to stay awake while your kids and your wife who promised "I'll stay awake with you this time" sleep for hours.

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Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Not nearly as electable as Barq's Zero

Well to be fair I’m agnostic provided its root beer, brand name and its diet. 
 

and if we are talking snack combo it’s peanut butter pretzels with my diet root beer.

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4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Um why are you embarrassed to have discovered the best road trip snack combo in the universe? I mean the key is that you don't frequently drink Mountain Dew so that when you do drink a 32 ouncer it's basically like 5 energy drinks and you're easily able to stay awake while your kids and your wife who promised "I'll stay awake with you this time" sleep for hours.

You say that like your Passenger Princess (TM) and kids passing out for 2 hours while you get jacked up on Dew and knock out some serious mileage to Charley Crockett is a bad thing. 

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