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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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I originally preferred Kelly to Shapiro. I liked his personal story and his charisma.  But now I think Shapiro is a better choice 1) delivers a bigger state 2) offsets any criticism that Kamala is not pro-Israel and solidifies the Jewish vote 3) he's smart as a fucking whip, funny, and nerdily charismatic.  He's the anti JD Vance, who is smart as a whip, scowls a lot, and robotically dead-souled.

 

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5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This.  

Step 1 to dealing with bullies: confront them head-on and punch them in the fucking nose.  They always cave once you do that.  Always.

I have definitely noticed a change of tone in dotards posts. Like a sniveling spoiled brat not getting his way.

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4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


huge battleground state 

R’a will be fighting like hell to throw out phoenix area votes 

We know. You scare monger every day about it. They couldn’t do shit in 2020 and AZ is not built for them to do that. Dem gov, AG, sos

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I don't want to be a dick, and certainly don't want to put the cart before the horse, BUT.... do those of you who spent weeks saying "Biden gives us the best chance to win" now realize how ridiculous that was?

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

I don't want to be a dick, and certainly don't want to put the cart before the horse, BUT.... do those of you who spent weeks saying "Biden gives us the best chance to win" now realize how ridiculous that was?

Hoo boy. Gonna spark some anneurysms with this one. 

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2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I don't want to be a dick, and certainly don't want to put the cart before the horse, BUT.... do those of you who spent weeks saying "Biden gives us the best chance to win" now realize how ridiculous that was?

why don't we we move on let it go GIF by Obama

We have a nominee that has excited the base.  Let's focus on that. 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

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bibi won’t be in office by the end of the year 
 

trump’s son in law sold the Saudis and Iran Israeli secrets, I have zero doubts there 

Logan Act violation. Seems pretty fucking cut and dried.  

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

I have definitely noticed a change of tone in dotards posts. Like a sniveling spoiled brat not getting his way.

They are all COWARDS. Always have been. 

As Brisket alluded to, metaphorically punch them in the face and watch what happens. 

Marist: Trump 46, Harris 45
42-42-7 in the three-way contest

43 minutes ago, Old Freak Nasty said:

Maybe I am being hyperbolic, but it feels like "We are not going back" is the start of a true movement.

It resonates on a number of levels. I think it's originally something of a slogan for Black civil rights. It's got that undertone, and now the overtone is universal for those not wanting Trump and the aging, white, hateful GOP to drag us all back to a time that was bad for many and a shame to everyone else.

The message, wording, and spirit of this first day of talk and speeches is on point. I have no criticism at all. It's such a difference from holding my forhead during the debate and seeing so many things wrong.

Vince just sprinted out right, faked a pass, then blew by the defender. 

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Trump and the turds are looking for their jocks.

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Their new line they are workshopping

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Former AG running against an actual criminal. Upside down world is upside down.

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Their new line they are workshopping

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BLM RIOTERS! BINGO! I got a bingo!

A prosecutor soft on crime you say?

The dumbest fucking people.

She literally pointed out the crimes she has prosecuted, during her first speech. 

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5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Their new line they are workshopping

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And Tom is a boot-licking ring-kisser who would rather be a servant to a king than a free American who chooses a president for the people.  This country told boot-licking royalists to fuck off in 1776, I'm pretty sure we remember how to tell them to fuck off in 2024. 

Fuck off, Tom.

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Just now, MissingInAction said:

A prosecutor soft on crime you say?

The dumbest fucking people.

But I thought she was a cop who threw so many people in jail! 

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I don't want to be a dick, and certainly don't want to put the cart before the horse, BUT.... do those of you who spent weeks saying "Biden gives us the best chance to win" now realize how ridiculous that was?

Now isn't the time to bask in our incredible rightness. 

Bottle service hasn't even started yet.

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I don't want to be a dick, and certainly don't want to put the cart before the horse, BUT.... do those of you who spent weeks saying "Biden gives us the best chance to win" now realize how ridiculous that was?

Hey in hindsight great idea...  going into a split or open convention...  not so much.

I don't care how we get there, as long as the Ds get over the line in November

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INTO MY VEINS

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

We know. You scare monger every day about it. They couldn’t do shit in 2020 and AZ is not built for them to do that. Dem gov, AG, sos


I expect the law team to be much better organized this time around, if they have the funding 

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Their new line they are workshopping

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wasn’t crime much lower when she was there ? 
 

it took off during about covid ? 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


I expect the law team to be much better organized this time around, if they have the funding 

Of course you do, and of course they don't. 

12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I don't want to be a dick, and certainly don't want to put the cart before the horse, BUT.... do those of you who spent weeks saying "Biden gives us the best chance to win" now realize how ridiculous that was?

No

14 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I don't want to be a dick, and certainly don't want to put the cart before the horse, BUT.... do those of you who spent weeks saying "Biden gives us the best chance to win" now realize how ridiculous that was?

We're moving forward over here. 

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

We're moving forward over here. 

We don't want to go back

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

We're moving forward over here. 

*We're not going back, please

50 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

May be. My mom always threw me out of the house when people came over to play.

Username checks out. 

23 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This.  

Step 1 to dealing with bullies: confront them head-on and punch them in the fucking nose.  They always cave once you do that.  Always.

Flick their right ear

Soft on crime would be something along the lines of not in prison despite 34 felony convictions, right?

16 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Logan Act violation. Seems pretty fucking cut and dried.  

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1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

Flick their right ear

Take him to the ground.  Hold him there, flicking his ear as he whines and whines and whines, and tell him "say 'I'm a total fucking pussy' and I'll let you back up."  He'll whine some more...and within 60 seconds, he'll say "fine...I'm a total fucking pussy."  Treat.  The fucking bully.  Like a fucking bully should be treated.

Also, my wife just sent me this message:
"This just hit the mailbox:"

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"Two fucking white asshole males with small dick energy?  Ticket to where?  I'll answer that for $1000 Alex -- 'to fucking Hell.'"
 
So, by my expert polling, 100% of Mrs. Briskets are fired the fuck up.

21 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I don't want to be a dick, and certainly don't want to put the cart before the horse, BUT.... do those of you who spent weeks saying "Biden gives us the best chance to win" now realize how ridiculous that was?

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12 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

A prosecutor soft on crime you say?

The dumbest fucking people.

She literally pointed out the crimes she has prosecuted in her first speech. 

A decorated combat navy man was made to seem bad by people supporting a candidate who couldn't be bothered to show up for his soft, non-combat national guard billet.

If the GOPs were brave enough to face our cabal echo chamber, they'd hoot about the one piece of evidence presented by CBS that was tarnished. They won't recall the other evidence or that the Bush White House never, ever, never denied the truth of the story.

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17 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I don't want to be a dick, and certainly don't want to put the cart before the horse, BUT.... do those of you who spent weeks saying "Biden gives us the best chance to win" now realize how ridiculous that was?

Guilty as charged.

What surprised me was the speed and intensity at which the ranks closed around VP Harris, and the jolt of electricity it has given Democrats. I was worried about a freewheeling floor fight at the DNC, but in about 4 hours it was all over but the paperwork.

Republicans getting caught completely flatfooted was strictly gravy.

29 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I don't want to be a dick, and certainly don't want to put the cart before the horse, BUT.... do those of you who spent weeks saying "Biden gives us the best chance to win" now realize how ridiculous that was?

I must have missed a trap door. Suddenly, I'm on the football board. GET ME OUT OF HERE!

(I know we're on the same page, Red Five, but I agree with those saying needless discord is unwelcome.)

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Maybe we can save ourselves billions of dollars and countless hours of bullshit, and have all presidential election campaigns begin the last week of July. 

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16 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

No

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Am I the only one who sees twitter posts (especially @Zonahorn) in a tiny window where you have to scroll to see any of it?

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Am I the only one who sees twitter posts (especially @Zonahorn) in a tiny window where you have to scroll to see any of it?

Happens about 30% of the time for me. 

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8 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

Guilty as charged.

What surprised me was the speed and intensity at which the ranks closed around VP Harris, and the jolt of electricity it has given Democrats. I was worried about a freewheeling floor fight at the DNC, but in about 4 hours it was all over but the paperwork.

Republicans getting caught completely flatfooted was strictly gravy.

A good bit of this.

My concern was never Biden vs. Harris as a better candidate.  It was 1) concern that the Dems spent weeks fucking undermining their own candidate, coupled with 2) the Dems having a shittacular track record of having any goddamned "plan" for...anything.  Lot of shooting at the King....but no faith that the Dems could execute a competent succession plan quickly and smoothly.

Am very pleased to have been wrong about that.  I remain quite surprised.  Truly, I gave the Dems about a 5% chance of pulling it off.  About a 1% chance of pulling it off remotely this well.

Seriously, it sure as shit looks like the Dems just pulled off "Roll Left," stunning almost everyone:

And yeah, the GQP's lack of imagination and prep is just fucking icing on the cake.

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My 89 year old dad said something to me on the phone just now that I think would be a great Kamala campaign slogan" "We men have had the Presidency 46 times in a row. Maybe it's time we give the broads a chance."

"Give the broads a chance!"   My T-shirt slogan:  Harris 2024.  Give the Broads a Chance!

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Harris coming to Harris County. 

 

Taking Biden’s place there. Gird your loins for traffic 

1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

My 89 year old dad said something to me on the phone just now that I think would be a great Kamala campaign slogan" "We men have had the Presidency 46 times in a row. Maybe it's time we give the broads a chance."

"Give the broads a chance!"   My T-shirt slogan:  Harris 2024.  Give the Broads a Chance!

Hard pass on anything that implies that it's their turn or "giving" them their chance.

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