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9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

 

 

Spoke to my parents yesterday and apparently their pastor said “I don’t believe it using the pulpit to tell my congregation how to vote in political elections, so I’ll just say this one word that has nothing to do with my sermon—Kamala” and then proceeded to start the sermon.

Hell yeah... make him VP, or at least Press Secretary.

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Posted
8 hours ago, 'stache said:

It's probably been mentioned before, but this is fucking bizarre as fuck, beyond the obvious part, but that he specifically mentions as her value being a mom, consistent with Project 2025 in which a woman's worth is solely to pump out children and serve her husband. It's beyond weird, its gross as fuck.

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Hold on. That's fake, right. He didn't actually say that?

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Make it modern! By…substituting actual cheese for cheez whiz.

I just sent the book photo to my sister with that exact same joke. She moved to Eden Prarie last week. I told her to join a church and the hotdish mafia.
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Posted
1 minute ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Hold on. That's fake, right. He didn't actually say that?

He actually said that. It was in response to a lot of white nationalist (aka Nazis) attacking his wife on social media and otherwise. This was his defense of her. 

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Posted
19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Oh….its real.

A gift from my half brother, a Minnesota native:

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Dare one of yall to make this gem:

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Anything in that there book about 4 chicken breasts, a bag of frozen tater tots, two cans of cream of chicken soup and a can of rotel?  

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Posted

The social media team behind the super original “Dark Brandon”, gives you its new attack “They’re weird.”

Imagine being a political consultant in DC. Probably 2nd most falsified billable hours behind Surly Lawyer.

 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Anything in that there book about 4 chicken breasts, a bag of frozen tater tots, two cans of cream of chicken soup and a can of rotel?  

Everything in that there book is about meat, frozen vegetables, two cans of cream soup and rotel. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, gernblansten said:

Everything in that there book is about meat, frozen vegetables, two cans of cream soup and rotel. 

I think I can trust you on this since you called tater tots veggies

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Posted

 

3 hours ago, Chopper said:

He's literally screaming inside, I AM NOT WEIRD as he pulls a chair up to the cash register to chow down on a sad hot dog.

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What kinda fuckin weirdo gets a fork to eat a hot dog and some fries!

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Posted
Anything in that there book about 4 chicken breasts, a bag of frozen tater tots, two cans of cream of chicken soup and a can of rotel?  

Pretty close. Pretty sure they skipped the rotel because it’s too spicy.

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Personally, I think you should go with this one:

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It’s the Miracle Whip that screams “LASAGNA!”
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Posted
2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Those hosers probably still do jello mounds. With whipped cream. 

i did your mom's jello mound. she loved my whipped cream

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Posted
28 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:


I just sent the book photo to my sister with that exact same joke. She moved to Eden Prarie last week. I told her to join a church and the hotdish mafia.

once she's seen Karl Hungus...

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Posted
11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Pretty close. Pretty sure they skipped the rotel because it’s too spicy.

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Personally, I think you should go with this one:

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It’s the Miracle Whip that screams “LASAGNA!”

Reminds me of Ms. Eriksen's 7-layer salad (the one with 16 cups of mayo) from How I Met Your Mother ...

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Posted
2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

One of the weirdest mfers on the planet is going on Hannity to explain it away?

Bwahaha!

 

How many live rats did he eat during that segment?

 

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Posted
34 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Pretty close. Pretty sure they skipped the rotel because it’s too spicy.

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Personally, I think you should go with this one:

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It’s the Miracle Whip that screams “LASAGNA!”

 

I don't know if you guys had this guy on syndication in the early to mid-90s, but that recipe looks exactly like what Mr. Food would slap together as a monstrous re-imagination. Everything, I mean E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G this guy concocted, looked and sounded like an abomination.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

How many live rats did he eat during that segment?

 

Whatever the number was, I'm sure Johnny Sack-o-Shit placed a bet on it.

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Posted
35 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Weird creeper ….

 

They don't care.  This has been out for years and they are sickies.  Maybe the best "every accusation is a confession" there is.

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Posted
Just now, Biff Tannen said:

They don't care.  This has been out for years and they are sickies.  Maybe the best "every accusation is a confession" there is.


evangelicals get off to this …

fucking your daughter 

fucking kids 

fucking couches 

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Posted
3 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

I've never given a dime to a political campaign in my life.  Until today.

 

3 hours ago, Okie State said:

Did Walz make a Florida Man reference or did I imagine that?

I think so. That probably closed the deal for me. Good job Walz. You’ve got me interested. 

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Posted (edited)
33 minutes ago, pacman said:

Free speech!

 

 

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@dudesforharris is the real account from what I have gathered, looks like the other that was suspended was impersonating the real one.

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