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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 hour ago, Chopper said:

Agree. Walz creates so many opportunities.

 

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58 minutes ago, Foosters said:

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Fuck yeah I do.  Already ordered.  I'll be in the sunflower patches hammering late-season dove when it shows up, wearing it with fucking pride.

Yes.  A Democrat, wearing a camo hat, with my gun, that I've owned and known how to shoot my whole damned life.  How you like them apples, you weird incel GQP fuckers?

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4 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

It's an odd avenue for the repugs to be taking - "Remember when the last repug president's term was so miserable and people were so unhappy that rioting was taking place all over the country??  Well, that hasn't been happening now under the Democrats, but it was their fault!"

The young girl on CNN brought it up against Scott Jennings - the guy who gassed peaceful protestors for a photo op? The guy who incited a mob to attack the Capitol and refused to call in the NG to get it under control? Not a lot of room to talk 

Just now, Js1 said:

The young girl on CNN brought it up against Scott Jennings - the guy who gassed peaceful protestors for a photo op? The guy who incited a mob to attack the Capitol and refused to call in the NG to get it under control? Not a lot of room to talk 

I still remember him gassing people so he could take a photo holding an upside down bible. I just don’t see it working anymore for people who aren’t full blown maga. I think he might seriously stroke out in the next few weeks with humiliation. Yeah I know it’s not going to be a blowout but fuck it damn well should be.

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I don’t remember the last time I was this fucking pumped about a presidential ticket. Yeah I was excited about Obama. But this is different. 2008 didn’t have the end of the republic lurking around the corner. It’s fucking on

2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I don’t remember the last time I was this fucking pumped about a presidential ticket. Yeah I was excited about Obama. But this is different. 2008 didn’t have the end of the republic lurking around the corner. It’s fucking on

Right? I was kinda like… sure I’ll vote Obama. I mainly did it to impress this one chick I was interested in. 

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I told y'all that if he was the pick, you were gonna love Tim Walz once the word got out about him.

Go fuck 'em up, Coach.

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

When I think West Coast vibe I think Tim Walz 🙄 

 

really really disappointed with Trump this cycle. Low energy. Not even putting minimal effort into his nicknames and insults 

I feel like he's confusing Vance with Walz.

Because that all sounds like a perfectly fair criticism of His VP. Bay Area tech bro; gtfo out of midwest asap; only returned to fuck over rubes (after he's done with the couch)

22 minutes ago, Blotto said:

They are both ultra fucking weirdos who only vaguely resemble human beings. There is  ZERO chance it wont be the cringeworthy thing you've seen in months. If its just the two of them left unchaperoned, the sky is the limit on weirdness:

Q:"Whats going on, what did I miss?" 

A: "Not much, just watching two weird men scissor"

 

Whose doing the interviewing? Elon? Or will they both just ramble on top of eachother.  Will Elon spark a joint? Will they snort drugs? Will Trump shit talk him to his face?

Gonna be nuts.  TheThrilla of Vanilla

29 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Well, Elon is most definitely all in for Trump.   The interview will look a lot like this

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Sure, I get the intention. But Musk is also the guy who regularly gets pissy in earning calls, insults investors and causes the value of his company to drop.  He is not stable.  And Trump isn't great at not offending people.  

I think Musk is looking to build a political machine beyond Trump, beyond 2024.  He wants to use Trump, but if shit starts going sideways, he'll call Trump an idiot.  

2 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Whose doing the interviewing? Elon? Or will they both just ramble on top of eachother.  Will Elon spark a joint? Will they snort drugs? Will Trump shit talk him to his face?

Gonna be nuts.  TheThrilla of Vanilla

Nothing would surprise me. First question

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19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

Fuck yeah I do.  Already ordered.  I'll be in the sunflower patches hammering late-season dove when it shows up, wearing it with fucking pride.

Yes.  A Democrat, wearing a camo hat, with my gun, that I've owned and known how to shoot my whole damned life.  How you like them apples, you weird incel GQP fuckers?

Directions to said sunflower patch? And gate code also. 

I have 5 cases of dove loads in 12 guage and a case of 20 guage if you need them.

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Fuck yeah I do.  Already ordered.  I'll be in the sunflower patches hammering late-season dove when it shows up, wearing it with fucking pride.
Yes.  A Democrat, wearing a camo hat, with my gun, that I've owned and known how to shoot my whole damned life.  How you like them apples, you weird incel GQP fuckers?

Legit got goosebumps at the spontaneous “USA, USA” chant during the rally. This is our fucking country, and we’re allowed to be patriots too.
39 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

whatever dude

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24 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Sure, I get the intention. But Musk is also the guy who regularly gets pissy in earning calls, insults investors and causes the value of his company to drop.  He is not stable.  And Trump isn't great at not offending people.  

I think Musk is looking to build a political machine beyond Trump, beyond 2024.  He wants to use Trump, but if shit starts going sideways, he'll call Trump an idiot.  

Musk has tied his future to Trump at this point. He red-pilled himself and has fallen off the cliff and been a complete detriment to society. He only survives with Trump. 

 


 

Judging by Bruce’s twitter feed, I don’t think he’s voting for Kamala.  

2 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:


 

Judging by Bruce’s twitter feed, I don’t think he’s voting for Kamala.  

Sports MAGA makes me have the sads.

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Sports MAGA makes me have the sads.

It’s sad. 16 years ago, Mack had Obama at DKR. That wouldn’t fly for an SEC coach now, and probably not even in the Big 12

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5 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Sports MAGA makes me have the sads.

Were you somehow under the impression that Bruce fucking Pearl wasn’t a gigantic piece of shit?

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It’s sad. 16 years ago, Mack had Obama at DKR. That wouldn’t fly for an SEC coach now, and probably not even in the Big 12

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probably.

I wonder how many smart and well positioned Republicans are left (I know I know) who at some point realize this is their best option to save themselves from what they have gotten into with Trump and MAGA (gotta put both clips together)

 

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Just catching up on the Walz news. Fuck. Yes. Coach! His speech just bitchslaps Vance and trump. I fucking love it!

44 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

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Ha Jim Jordan can go fuck himself. 

2 hours ago, Covri said:

 

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23 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Musk has tied his future to Trump at this point. He red-pilled himself and has fallen off the cliff and been a complete detriment to society. He only survives with Trump. 

if elon doesn't address him as "sir" while also having tears in his eyes, trump might get offended.

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Legit got goosebumps at the spontaneous “USA, USA” chant during the rally. This is our fucking country, and we’re allowed to be patriots too.

It’s not that we’re allowed to be patriots “too.” We ARE patriots. We love our country. We want the people here to live good and prosperous lives.
People who support a man who tried to overthrow our country, people who lie to themselves and us about the election and their attempt to rule by force…they are the fucking OPPOSITE of patriots. I’ve never tried to overthrow the US govt and would never support anyone who did. I’m a patriot.
MAGAs are not. They are nationalists…at best (and being a nationalist is generally pretty shitty).
We’re patriots. It’s time we started acting like it. It’s time we started fighting like it.

He has my vote now he has my undying devotion.

 

 

You're just a sinner I am told,

Be your fire when you're cold,

Make you happy when you're sad,

Make you good when you are bad,

I'm not human, I'm a dove

I'm your conscious, I am love

All I really need,

Is to know that you believe

31 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It’s sad. 16 years ago, Mack had Obama at DKR. That wouldn’t fly for an SEC coach now, and probably not even in the Big 12


that gets you fired in the SEC

41 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Musk has tied his future to Trump at this point. He red-pilled himself and has fallen off the cliff and been a complete detriment to society. He only survives with Trump. 

 

I'm pretty sure that Musk will still be insanely wealthy with a devoted following of techbros and angry virgins regardless of what happens to Trump.  

The former (R) governor of Minnesota Tim Pawlenty just said this verbatim as his justification for voting Trump in November:

"I'm not for socialism, I'm not for maniacs being in the White House, but those are our choices."

 

Never mind that the (D) platform is hilariously far from "socialist", this dipshit acknowledges that Trump & Vance are MANIACS yet he sees them as the better choice.  Half this country is royally fucked in the head.

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The former (R) governor of Minnesota Tim Pawlenty just said this verbatim as his justification for voting Trump in November:

"I'm not for socialism, I'm not for maniacs being in the White House, but those are our choices."

 

Never mind that the (D) platform is hilariously far from "socialist", this dipshit acknowledges that Trump & Vance are MANIACS yet he sees them as the better choice.  Half this country is royally fucked in the head.

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13 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

 

Little known fact about these 2 events: same gross tonnage

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Mark Levin disappointingly reserved. I wanted to watch a chimp fling its poo, but he's just mumbling "socialist/islamist/racist" on a loop.

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IMG_3384.gifGet Tom Hanks to reprise this in a Kamala ad, ahora. 

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34 minutes ago, Tuco said:

I'm pretty sure that Musk will still be insanely wealthy with a devoted following of techbros and angry virgins regardless of what happens to Trump.  

Not if the President wields SCOTUS granted immunity and determines that so much wealth in the hands of a South African spy is a threat to national security and signs an executive order to seize his assets to prevent attacks against the American people.

I mean at some point somebody is going to have to show the country how idiotic that ruling was. Make it the same executive order that declares SCOTUS itself a national security threat and jails the Justices. I really think I'd consider these two things after Election Day if I were Biden. You're not staying, you're old as fuck, eat some ice cream and go nuts.

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

 

Fuck yeah I do.  Already ordered.  I'll be in the sunflower patches hammering late-season dove when it shows up, wearing it with fucking pride.

Yes.  A Democrat, wearing a camo hat, with my gun, that I've owned and known how to shoot my whole damned life.  How you like them apples, you weird incel GQP fuckers?

It's going to be extra odd when I am sitting in a deer blind with my maga bil wearing that hat. He won't say shit because I am a fucking gun nut with all suppressed tools. That is the biggest mind fuck of them all. He only identifies with guns. Silly little dude. 

 

I am all about gun regulations. 90% of what I have should not be commercially available. Lfg. Take it away. Idgaf. I would rather kids in Uvalde were alive over mah rights. Regulate, monitor and make America great again.

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LOL at Fox News willing to dip a toe in the ‘criminal activity’ pool. 

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Howard is not a public school Indiana boy

Trump/Vance is in full defense mode, arms up and just taking blow after blow 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:


 

Judging by Bruce’s twitter feed, I don’t think he’s voting for Kamala.  

 

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

Sports MAGA makes me have the sads.

 

 

The issue I have is the hypocrisy of the radical republicans (shocker) when it comes to this. They have no problem with Dabo pushing his religion onto athletes and their program, Bruce saying the above, Gundy with his OAN politics at practice, and that one Mississippi basketball coach who when he got hired said none of his athletes will kneel for the anthem. 

But let one Black athlete go march for racial equality and those same people above are calling the ADs office to threaten to withdraw their support and all of a sudden the Black athletes can’t do that shit anymore. 

2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

ThreeYearLetterman is gonna have a field day with this:
 

2 hours ago, royiv said:

Trump’s Truth account is going to be lit tonight.

Oh yeah:

 

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