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36 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

That is the problem they made people have the vaccine to show up at their concerts perhaps you should keep paying attention but i digress.

 

#Rage4TheQuaccine
#Rage4TheMachine

Ok this is kinda fun now

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Posted
2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Just doing what I can to help you get your GED someday. You don't have to live like this.

LOL you have no fucking idea but it's cool you little kneepad bro

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Hahaha, he thinks he's smart because he watched The Big Short.

Nearly a decade after serious shit happened they got around to making a movie about it so then he found out what happened.

Sign of a very smart person. The rest of you who discussed it in real time are just sheeple. HE SAW A MOVIE ABOUT IT.

Your Synthetic CDOs are going to look like childs play when the commercial MBS market comes apart but hey hope you get to play victim and that the identity politics was worth it.

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Posted

lol, reading this interlude of delusional “red pill” pathology rooted in covid era antivax branded stupidity led to my recollection of one of my all time favorite videos that featured pimphand. 

 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

LOL you have no fucking idea but it's cool you little kneepad bro

This has been entertaining and all, but maybe examine your emotional maturity level if you still think sucking dick is the gravest insult you can pay someone. Assuming you're not 14 years old.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Your Synthetic CDOs are going to look like childs play when the commercial MBS market comes apart but hey hope you get to play victim and that the identity politics was worth it.

You sound like you want some heavy handed government regulation in the structured debt product markets. Can I count on your support to reimpose Dodd-frank risk retention vehicle requirements for the portfolio managers by tying their fees to the equity tranche investor returns?  Possibly even dial up those requirements?

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Posted
Just now, mdmost said:

Today’s lack of a Kamala Crash really sent Pimphand to a bad place. 

Nope I am going to profit like a madman when GFC 2.0 sets in

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Posted
3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

This has been entertaining and all, but maybe examine your emotional maturity level if you still think sucking dick is the gravest insult you can pay someone. Assuming you're not 14 years old.

Naw brah you are an aggy they fuck sheep.  It all makes sense now.

Ironically when I got to UT I realized my gay friends were infinitely cooler than the rednecks I grew up with.

Hope that helps.....FYI you are still an obedience worshiping bitch so shove the quaccine up your ass

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Posted
7 minutes ago, sidis said:

lol, reading this interlude of delusional “red pill” pathology rooted in covid era antivax branded stupidity led to my recollection of one of my all time favorite videos that featured pimphand. 

 

This is right up there with the OG video with the psycho preacher guy. Such good shit for us metalheads. 

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Just now, Biff Tannen said:

This is right up there with the OG video with the psycho preacher guy. Such good shit for us metalheads. 


If you didn't suck you would love some bullwinkle but apparently you suck

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Posted
Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Bro really thought Elon was going 5o to take doge to the moon. 

No man Bull Put Spread and Bear Call Spreads

Pay fucking attention.....

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Posted
1 minute ago, sidis said:

for what it’s worth, if anyone is struggling to recall a good analogue in French literature for this pimphand dipshit, first to mind would probably be monsieur homais from flaubert’s “madame bovary.”

Réessayez monsieur

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Posted
2 minutes ago, sidis said:

for what it’s worth, if anyone is struggling to recall a good analogue in French literature for this pimphand dipshit, first to mind would probably be monsieur homais from flaubert’s “madame bovary.”

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

John Candy rules

Don't get him mixed up in your babyarm B$

Take your own advice and stop coming to Surly to post Texags nonsense.

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Posted

 


Oh, so you can see my posts? why did you ignore my question about reimposing D-F risk retention vehicle requirements on clo managers?

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Posted
1 minute ago, sidis said:

 


Oh, so you can see my posts? why did you ignore my question about reimposing D-F risk retention vehicle requirements on clo managers?

That aggy would be very upset with you if he could read

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Posted
1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

Take your own advice and stop coming to Surly to post Texags nonsense.

Nah I am here to tell you the level of dipshit you are.

If that is "texags nonsense" well then enjoy the fact that you are an even bigger scumbag than the ags you hate.

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Posted
Just now, gmr548 said:

That aggy would be very upset with you if he could read

My longhorn roommate became commanding officer of the Thunderbirds he lost his little brother on the bonfire so kindly so fuck yourself

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Posted (edited)

Can y'all imagine any straight man thinking that he's insulting a woman by implying she performs fellatio?   I'm sure that this loser's never gotten a blowjob in his entire life, but I've had quite a few, and I've always held the women that have performed the service in high esteem.  I don't think less of them after the act...I think more of them.   I've "loved" 4 women in my life (which has been quite lengthy...I'm actually celebrating a milestone birthday on this very day) and all of those ladies were quite skilled at blowjobs.   I celebrate each of them. 

BTW; you know who'd I'd wager hasn't "smoked a cock" in 20 years or so?  Yep.  Melania Trump. 

 

EDIT: except for Macron of course.  I'm sure she sucked that guy off.    Check out the fat cuck  in the ill-fitting tuxedo behind Macron.4d707ebb47d74ee8b36f0494724a1063.jpg?d=7

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Posted (edited)
16 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Nah I am here to tell you the level of dipshit you are.

If that is "texags nonsense" well then enjoy the fact that you are an even bigger scumbag than the ags you hate.

13 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

My longhorn roommate became commanding officer of the Thunderbirds he lost his little brother on the bonfire so kindly so fuck yourself

 

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You are telling on yourself, Galaxy Brain. If it walks like an aggy, talks like an aggy, thinks like an aggy...

I don't hate aggy. Y'all are weirdos but no reason to hate . It's not that serious. You are however doing an excellent job demonstrating why the rest of the world knows them primarily for stupidity.

I am sure you had a roommate at some point in life that went to Texas. You, however, very obviously did not.

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Posted
25 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Hope that helps.....FYI you are still an obedience worshiping bitch so shove the quaccine up your ass

Don't you find it odd that you and your ilk are the only people on the planet still regularly talking about COVID and vaccines? 

After years of you warning us that "once you give them [whoever 'them' is] power, they'll never give it back," they [checks notes] gave it all back, and things are pretty much back to normal among non-nutjob society.

Congrats, you proved how manly and free-thinking you are by not getting vaccinated. We're happy for you. The tens of thousands of dead bodies that accumulated post February 2021 (90+% of which were unvaccinated by choice) were pretty bad ass too.

But the rest of the world has moved the fuck on with our lives. Get over it or don't--no one gives a fuck--just try to shut the fuck up about it occasionally.

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Posted
Just now, aggie08 said:

Is any of this supposed to be English?

Instead of Spy v Spy we have Sheep v Sheep

 

Props for replying instead of your usual respond on your knees tactic.

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Posted (edited)
22 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Poor @Acropora you are the new leader in the shitbox coward clubhouse

Awww, thanks, appreciate it. It's not often I get to watch a trainwreck in real time...

Was it walz?  Did he break you?  

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Posted

If you had half a brain y'all would construct an Iron Condor as we creep towards all time highs in October.

From there you would run Bear call options as we watch the death spiral unfold.

That would be what the pragmatic logical brain would do but then again y'all want to play identity politics so sugar is sugar salt is salt and because you didn't get off for eternity it ain't my fault ;+)

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Posted
5 hours ago, Tuco said:

Sure, I get the intention. But Musk is also the guy who regularly gets pissy in earning calls, insults investors and causes the value of his company to drop.  He is not stable.  And Trump isn't great at not offending people.  

I think Musk is looking to build a political machine beyond Trump, beyond 2024.  He wants to use Trump, but if shit starts going sideways, he'll call Trump an idiot.  

If Trump says anything bad about Musk's businesses, and I can see Musk asking him about his support of EVs, Musk will flip out.  This is a guy that publicly told Disney to go fuck themselves after he got the sads about their advertising choices.

Both guys think they are always the smartest guy in the room, and I can see Musk trying to educate Trump on some finer point of one of his businesses, and Trump casually dismissing it as "whatever, nobody really cares" and Musk getting angry.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

No man Bull Put Spread and Bear Call Spreads

Pay fucking attention.....

Lmao people that are above the participation in the system DEFINITELY play options

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Posted
11 hours ago, YGIFS said:

There are 40 "sub-denominations" of Lutheranism.  Including "The Big 3" here in the U.S.  LCMS, WELS, and ELCA. 

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