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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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They'll find some dumbshit he failed who will call him a bad teacher, right? Of course they will.

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4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

They'll find some dumbshit he failed who will call him a bad teacher, right? Of course they will.

It's a positive story. 

Unlike this bullshit 

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1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

It's a positive story. 

Unlike this bullshit 

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I know I’m saying as a follow up the other side will find a dumbass former student to trash him. Like the Thayer Evans hit piece on OSU a while back where he found a couple of idiots who were booted from the team to make shit up and Evans ran with it because he had a bone to pick. I’d still pinch that fick stain on the face if I had the chance.

I asked chatgpt to compare Bozeman to Billings for trauma care. Just out of mild curiosity. 

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Panic attacks feel like heart attacks.
3 minutes ago, Tuco said:


Panic attacks feel like heart attacks.

"oh shit i'm going to prison"

46 minutes ago, immamac said:

Next post about Palestine Israel in this thread gets time off. There's a fucking thread for that. 

Yes, there is.

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26 minutes ago, dcbc said:

He'll declare it the worst thing to happen in aviation all day.

Too soon.  

He did anger the Aviation Gods yesterday with his completely bullshit story about him and Willie Brown almost going down in a helicopter years ago in California.  

It was Jerry Brown and Gavin Newsom and the flight landed without incident.  

$50 says when they fix the plane, he gets back on, and just waves to an empty Billings tarmac.  

"Uh, sir...we really need to get wheels-up if we're gonna make the quck flight to the rally venue."

-Hang on, I'm waving to all my adoring supporters over there.  They'll talk about my little stopover here for the rest of their lives.  Let's get some pictures.  Fantastic, they're all wearing matching MAGA gear as well."

"Sir, that's the ramp crew and mechanical team.  You're waving at the staff in their FBO issued uniforms." 

This would be Trump’s first outdoor rally since the shooting, wouldn’t it? He probably did shit himself.

This take is absolutely perfect. 

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1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

He probably did shit himself

why should today be any different?

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

No, it’s been just Arabs.

stop with this shit.

this is the first I’ve learned that my son and his friends are Arabs

This post is 2 days old so SIAP but I don't think it was

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2 minutes ago, Tuco said:


Panic attacks feel like heart attacks.

Yep, but one difference is that after a panic attack, a narcissist feels humiliated, and that causes more panic. 

1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

And? They’re naive morons 

so…..you’ve met my son and his friends?

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I'm saying that they are not engaging in the deliberate and systematic extermination of a national, racial, political, or cultural group.  

I know that’s what you’re saying and the justification you gave is that Israel hasn’t killed all the Palestinians. Hitler didn’t kill all the Jews in Europe. Does that mean the Nazis weren’t engaged in genocide?

9 minutes ago, Chopper said:

This take is absolutely perfect. 

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Sorry, couchfuckker.  This one's gonna stick.

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Just using the tweet above for the screenshot from Trump's PC yesterday. In all seriousness, I noticed he really looked different yesterday. More gaunt in the face, clear panic/paranoia in his eyes, his hair is looking a lot thinner/worse. Maybe it was just a bad day, but it looks like there's actually something going on. He probably has PTSD from getting shot at and everyone in his camp, including Trump, is ignoring it. 

 

I’m pretty sure I noticed some slight tremors of his mouth while he was talking. It was the first time I’ve seen that from him. He truly looked elderly. 

52 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

And it looks like MAGA is already on the case

 

That plane is woke

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Just using the tweet above for the screenshot from Trump's PC yesterday. In all seriousness, I noticed he really looked different yesterday. More gaunt in the face, clear panic/paranoia in his eyes, his hair is looking a lot thinner/worse. Maybe it was just a bad day, but it looks like there's actually something going on. He probably has PTSD from getting shot at and everyone in his camp, including Trump, is ignoring it. 

 

I wish I had the money for someone to follow him around at every event and set off firecrackers. 

8 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

so…..you’ve met my son and his friends?

Take it to the appropriate thread discussing young, naive, morons like your son and his friends 

4 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I wish I had the money for someone to follow him around at every event and set off firecrackers. 

 

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Fuck no.  I want him to be perfectly healthy so there's no excuses when he gets his ass handed to him in November.

Do not support

I want him to watch Kamala get sworn in.  He can then fuck off and die any variety of ways.

Support

I also don't want a last minute new GQP nominee that can swing momentum that direction.

200% Agree

 

I want him in slowly degrading ill health, not working on all cylinders, but refusing to step down and going forward with diminished mental capacity until the November bloodbath.

6 hours ago, bolverk said:

Couch joke: spontaneous, silly, and funny

Horse cum joke: planned, pathetic, and gross

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15 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

this is the first I’ve learned that my son and his friends are Arabs

No he's a good man

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3 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Ha ha!  Yes! It is definitely lame to spend all day on male dominated online spaces!

These fucking losers!!  Not me though…

not.

me

 

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6 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Take it to the appropriate thread discussing young, naive, morons like your son and his friends 

I decline your silly request.  It was a one off comment directly responding to a post, not a thread jack discussion on the merits of Gaza policy. 

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The fascists continue to be 100% befuddled. They're also in peak snowflake mode. 

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1 hour ago, Brandywine said:

Don Jr is a  sick, sick human, and the human part is stretching it. His dad did an absolute sorry job of raising him. He's a spoiled, immature, rich kid that acts entitled.

Imagine how Barron is going to turn out. 

Cultural appropriation…for a guy born in rural Nebraska?

9 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Imagine how Barron is going to turn out. 

His dad is about to lose two consecutive presidential elections and three consecutive popular votes, and will go down as the worst human being this country has ever produced, so . . . .

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9 minutes ago, Chopper said:

The fascists continue to be 100% befuddled. They're also in peak snowflake mode. 

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Millions of acres of public hunting land here.  Hunting and Fishing is  part of the fabric of the state.  I work in Minneapolis. Deer opener is one of the two non-holiday weeks in which I won't dare schedule a damn thing, because no one will be around.

People here wear camo for the same reason we drive 4x4 trucks- because we fucking use them.  

48 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

This would be Trump’s first outdoor rally since the shooting, wouldn’t it? He probably did shit himself.

The Daily Montanan says it will be indoors at the Brick Breeden Fieldhouse at Montana State University.

It also says Trump still owes the city for his last visit. Apparently Mike Pence and Don Jr  also made visits that resulted in public expenditures that were not reimbursed. 
 

The taxpayer burden

Trump’s campaign has been notorious for flaking on bills for security. According to a 2019 report from the Center for Public Integrity, Trump owed more than $840,000 to various city governments, and likely more, as Trump’s campaign does not acknowledge a single one of these city governments as debt in his federal campaign financial disclosures. 

In Billings, the protective measures put in place for his September 2018 rally resulted in 1,362 overtime hours between Billings PD and the Yellowstone County Sheriff’s office: 951 hours from the former, and 411 hours from the latter, bringing the total cost to $58,830. 

While the Yellowstone Sheriff’s office did not bill Trump’s campaign for the $12,930 cost it incurred – a standard practice the office follows for all political campaigns – Billings PD did, and as of the publication date of this article, that $45,900 bill has been left unpaid. 

Earlier that year, Vice President Mike Pence and Donald Trump Jr. also made stops in Billings. The vice president spoke at a public rally on July 25, also at MetraPark, organized by America First Policies. Donald Trump Jr. spoke at the Republican Convention in Billings on June 22. 

According to an internal memo sent to city council on Sept. 13, 2018, Vice President Mike Pence’s July 25 visit required 647.50 hours of overtime pay, totalling $31,200. Donald Trump Jr.’s visit ran $5,000 in overtime pay, bringing the total amount spent by the Billings Police Department alone on security for Trump’s campaign rallies in Billings in 2018 to $82,100. 

Billings isn’t alone. Missoula county commissioners also sent a billto the Trump campaign in 2018 for nearly $13,000 for public safety staffing costs. The county requested $10,835.41 for officer salaries, $1,059.26 for dispatcher salaries, $693.72 for Office of Emergency Management salaries, and $334.43 for miscellaneous expenses. According to Missoula County Communications Manager Allison Franz, that bill has also not been paid. 

Some municipalities, like Great Falls, don’t submit requests for payment, instead eating the cost from their own budgets. The Great Falls Tribune reported Trump’s July 5 visit to Great Falls cost the city, Cascade County and Montana Highway Patrol a total of $57,236, none of which was submitted for payment to Trump’s campaign. 

In total, in 2018 alone, Trump’s campaign cost various city and state departments – whether they billed for reimbursement and weren’t paid, or never billed at all – at least $150,000 in taxpayer money. 

“It’s a lot for a budget,” Lennick said. “It’s not something that’s built into our initial budget that we plan every year.”

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Who in the fuck would go somewhere to see Don Jr?

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

Who in the fuck would go somewhere to see Don Jr?

Dealers tend to prioritize their high value clientele.

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Who in the fuck would go somewhere to see Don Jr?

If only there were some context provided to help answer that question. 

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

this is the first I’ve learned that my son and his friends are Arabs

Presuming the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, I bet anything there is a hot Arab chick in his group of friends.

3 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Unconditional support for Israel is pro-genocide. There must be a willingness to withhold money and weapons when certain conditions are not met, or when the ICJ and similar international bodies have made findings that Israel is violating international law.

(Please move this to the appropriate thread; I apologize, I couldn’t fucking find it).

Austin Pride Parade news today:

Austin Pride president Micah Andress told KXAN that Palestinian flagsare “absolutely allowed” at the events and that the organization is “dedicated to fostering a space of love and unity where everyone is welcome.” “Our mission has always been to create a safe and inclusive environment for celebration,” Andress said.

So ironic, wouldn’t you say? Given Palestinian antipathy for gay and queer and trans folk, do you get me? Austin’s pride parade will absolutely allow this flag which seeks to exterminate the LGBTQ+ kind. Palestinian fuckoids get their meeting, and still shit all over the furniture. 
 

Fuck them. Let them vote R. Let them strike another self immolation match.
 

 

44 minutes ago, Chopper said:

The fascists continue to be 100% befuddled. They're also in peak snowflake mode. 

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Joey Joe Jones? That’s the worst name I ever heard.

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2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

 

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Kamala up to 53.8% in Silver’s model. 

19 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Joey Joe Jones? That’s the worst name I ever heard.

damn joey....taking nuts across the face from .....checks notes.....bozo_casanova

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3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Kamala up to 53.8% in Silver’s model. 

Fuck that noise. It had Clinton up big in 2016. Get out and vote. 
 

 

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

Fuck that noise. It had Clinton up big in 2016. Get out and vote. 
 

 

Trying to correlate any election to 2016 is a fools errand. 

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