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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

That's not exactly "wowza" levels.  Wowza would be Harris leading by +5 or more.

Presidential elections have spawned a lot of  cottage industries full of people all trying to make a buck. If you have the data, just fucking release it. Now we get teasers and wowza's on social media.

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I love it that they had the opportunity four years ago to rid themselves of this cancer forever, but didn't, because they're cowards (I think five republicans total voted for impeachment... after the attempted coup). Now they get to watch him get his fucking ass kicked by a black woman and America's Dad. 

18 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

When you’ve lost the boats…

Airshow yesterday and there was one Trump flag we saw on a boat.  Maybe a dozen or so typically in past years.  Likely more.  Maybe the rest capsized.  RIP the SS Maga-ritaville .  

Just have to use this whenever I get the chance. 

1 minute ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Just have to use this whenever I get the chance. 

Should have grabbed pics.  It was the only boat w majority dudes.  Staring at every other boat while people pointed and laughed.  Weirdos.  

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YouGov - North Carolina

46-46

29 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

When you’ve lost the boats…

Airshow yesterday and there was one Trump flag we saw on a boat.  Maybe a dozen or so typically in past years.  Likely more.  Maybe the rest capsized.  RIP assholes.  

I drove from Pittsburgh to Harrisburg and back last weekend. I’m not sure how much of it is my optimism, but I couldn’t help but feel like enthusiasm for Trump seemed down. Even driving through Carlisle, which was hosting some kind of truck nationals, I saw plenty of small dick trucks but not a single maga tank. 

Just now, heso said:

I drove from Pittsburgh to Harrisburg and back last weekend. I’m not sure how much of it is my optimism, but I couldn’t help but feel like enthusiasm for Trump seemed down. Even driving through Carlisle, which was hosting some kind of truck nationals, I saw plenty of small dick trucks but not a single maga tank. 

Of course, the MAGA tanks are the smallest of small dicks but I get your point.  

42 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Okay, then he won 9 House seats in 2022 to put his total net loss at 19 seats 

Lost 1 Senate seat for a net loss of 2

It’s hard to beat how badly Obama was thumped in 2010

and I hate to say it, but the death of that loathsome pustule Rush Limbaugh probably cost the GOP a few percentage points.   He was like Joe Rogan on steroids, getting somewhat normal people to believe his absolute, crazy bullshit and become GOP haters worried to death about the other.

I’m not saying other GOP pundits aren’t trying to pick up the baton, but I don’t think they have the reach and depth of support that Rush had in his hay day

36 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Maybe the rest capsized

I'm sure he'll fall, but I don't think we are lucky enough to have him break his neck

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

 

 

That sounds like a problem a weirdo creep would have.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


Like I said, NOTHING says vacation success like…..

The Office Thank You GIF

1 hour ago, Goredho said:

What’s preventing the GOP from trying to steal the Dems playbook?  Anything more legitimate than Trump’s ego?  I’m talking about:

Trump drops out w/the promise of a pardon should Vance win

Vance ascends to be the nominee for President

Nikki Haley is picked to be VP

Trump becomes Vance/Haley’s biggest cheerleader.

 

JD Vance. JD Vance is preventing that. He would have less success than Desantis.

35 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

There are still billionaires pumping money in right now. If they had a viable VP candidate that could at least stay in spitting distance of Harris/Walz they would be exerting tremendous pressure right now for trump to drop out. As is, I think they see it as sunk costs and if it gets worse as seems inevitable at this point they will just start cutting their losses

The thing about billionaires is there arent enough of them to swing a vote. half of the republican voting block will disappear in 24 and move on to the newly formed MAGA political party after the election. They have  no path forward without him, and a slim path forward with him. That aint changing in 3 months.

3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

JD Vance. JD Vance is preventing that. He would have less success than Desantis.

Yep and, of course, Trump would never, ever do that.  

8 minutes ago, Blotto said:

half of the republican voting block will disappear in 24 and move on to the newly formed MAGA political party after the election.

Please let this happen 

4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

 

So much projection

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

there's fewer competitive districts now and 2012 was the first election following big data redrawing congressional maps to favor republicans in any republican controlled state -  pennsylvania's 2011 maps couldn't get more partisan.


Trump is bleeding down ballot R’s dry this cycle 

$$$

20 hours ago, MrBig said:

Doug Emhoff sitting next to Macron and his wife at the gold medal basketball game.

quick non-sequitur but I want to be Doug Emhoff when I grow up. Dude is living his best life and being superbly supportive of his wife at the same time. we already share a first name, so I'm halfway there! now to convince my fiancée  to run for office. lulz.

Harris knows exactly what she's doing.

Just as she states in her stump speech, she knows turnips type.

He's a weak pathetic excuse for life, and she's making sure everyone knows it.

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7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

 

I’m so tired of this guy getting angry Biden is out. It’s exhausting. Biden was losing bigly. You wanted him to stay in a race he was going to lose. There was no magic pill that he could swallow that was going to have him make a comeback and win. How Chris Jackson doesn’t comprehend this is beyond me. 

Is it wrong what media is doing? Yes, of course it is. But to pretend that Biden was pushed out of a winning race is laughable. He was going to lose. We now have a shot at winning, something we couldn’t have said a month ago. 

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9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 


They are both too old

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

Having a slightly demented narcissist with no impulse control and a refusal to take advice from anyone that disagrees with his, well, that turns out not to be the best candidate attribute in 2024

It seems like Ivanka is sitting this one out.  Hope Hicks testified against Trump.  Does Trump have anyone he trusts?  Anyone who doesn't have a penis, regardless of size?  Neither Ivanka or Hope had any qualifications to be advising the President of the United States, but they were both saner than Trump.  

Just now, Pancho said:

 

I’m so tired of this guy getting angry Biden is out. It’s exhausting. Biden was losing bigly. You wanted him to stay in a race he was going to lose. There was no magic pill that he could swallow that was going to have him make a comeback and win. How Chris Jackson doesn’t comprehend this is beyond me. 

Is it wrong what media is doing? Yes, of course it is. But to pretend that Biden was pushed out of a winning race is laughable. He was going to lose. We now have a shot at winning, something we couldn’t have said a month ago. 

I just want to see daily stories about Donald being too old to be president. 

On 8/8/2024 at 1:59 PM, Constant said:

Thinks MAGA is 75% of the country. 

100% of Republicans? sure.

75% of the country? not so much.

And you know radical/racist republicans are starting to comprehend that yes, holy shit, they are actually losing by their responses on social media. They are trying every trick in the book—trying to repurpose the “weird” thing, trying to say Harris is using AI on their crowd, trying to call her fake, trying to say Walz fucked a horse, trying to call her a fraud when she has more experience by a mile over JV.

 

What they are also getting angry at is those attacked aren’t working. It’s hilarious to watch the radical, racist, cult turnip fans (mostly men) start to break down because people are tired to being told to be angry about something and their message (or lack of a message) sucks donkey dick. They are showcasing their stupidity, and I’ll gladly pour a glass and sit here and watch because it’s hilarious.

 

They have nothing, and they know it.

4 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I just want to see daily stories about Donald being too old to be president. 

And that he is clearly in cognitive decline 

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

They’re such assholes. 

Leading assholes in the state 

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Just now, Jack Straw said:

100% of Republicans? sure.

75% of the country? not so much.

Unfortunately the percentage is far too high- whatever it may be. Never a greater threat to our country than Trump and is fucking gang of idiots.

6 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

You can tell he is really digging into the policies that matter to most Americans. 

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4 hours ago, G650 said:

More than Roger Miller

Wrong, period.  Try Doug Sahm’s version of Roger’s “Invitation to the Blues”.    I went to see Roger in 1970 at the Ft Hood NCO club ballroom, with my retired Sgt. Major Dad, then Postman (on Ft Hood).   Roger got heckled plenty.  I guess that was you.

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well let’s see how that works out for them. 

Oh I didn’t even know Cheryl Miller’s little brother played basketball. 

Miller lite taste great!

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5 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Kamala cheated at the airport!!

The man is losing it.

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Stroke out, motherfucker. 

4 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Miller lite taste great!

Less filling. 
 

also, did trump and team give up on kamabla already?

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I was wondering if she would have something to say.

 

People are wondering why Trump is not campaigning and they think it's because he stiffed venues in Lebanon, OH Mesa, AZ Erie, PA Green Bay, WI Eau Claire, WI Tucson, AZ Burlington, VT Spokane, WA El Paso, TX (over $500,000) Billings, MT Albuquerque, NM had to send Trump’s overdue bill of $211,000 to a collection agency in 2021. As of 2020, La Crosse, WI is still waiting for over $13,000 for multiple visits. He also stiffed Tucson out of $589,000

29 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I’m so tired of this guy getting angry Biden is out. It’s exhausting. Biden was losing bigly. You wanted him to stay in a race he was going to lose. There was no magic pill that he could swallow that was going to have him make a comeback and win. How Chris Jackson doesn’t comprehend this is beyond me. 

Is it wrong what media is doing? Yes, of course it is. But to pretend that Biden was pushed out of a winning race is laughable. He was going to lose. We now have a shot at winning, something we couldn’t have said a month ago. 


I just want to see Trump try to ride a bike 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


I just want to see Trump try to ride a bike 

and the inevitable fall and diaper explosion on impact

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


I just want to see Trump try to ride a bike 

It might be entertaining to watch him try to buckle a bike helmet chinstrap. 

13 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Stroke out, motherfucker. 

He can’t die of natural causes soon enough. 

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Presidential elections have spawned a lot of  cottage industries full of people all trying to make a buck. If you have the data, just fucking release it. Now we get teasers and wowza's on social media.

I agree.  They take a poll on August 1 or whenever and take a week to release it.  I assume you're recording poll results into some sort of database as you go, why should it take longer than 15 minutes to get the results after the polling is done?

1 minute ago, Constant said:

He can’t die of natural causes soon enough. 

McDonald’s causes

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It might be entertaining to watch him try to buckle a bike helmet chinstrap. 

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it would look worse than this. 

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3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

McDonald’s causes

McStroke

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