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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Him becoming turnip is just so good.  I really hope someone works turnips into the stump speech here.  The couch fucker is perfect already, I’m ready for angry turnips.

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2 hours ago, Goredho said:

Im looking forward to seeing this explored in Lin Manuel Miranda’s next production “Trump: The Musical.”

Donald Make America Great Again
My name is Donald Make America Great Again
And there's a million lies and grifts I haven't done
But just you wait, just you wait...

12 minutes ago, mdmost said:

All people have to do is submit all their selfies, videos, and photos from the rallies to disprove the AI bullshit. 

Why should I submit a selfie, he's the one who sucks 

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19 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Wondering if turnip got pulled from the campaign trail because a.) his dementia is getting worse or 2.) because some folks are about to jump ship.

They are really trying with the AI photo thing at Kamala’s rallies but the TikTok gen is eating them alive. 

 

He owes money all over town, including to known pornographers. That's why he's not campaigning

Vivek knows turnip is going to lose and is trying to position himself for the future of the party. I think he’s starting to understand (or he’s possibly been told by radical R donors) that after turnip loses, there will be a battle for the head of the R party that will try to go back to normal so they can win shit and Ramaswam is trying to be that guy

 

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lol at Vivek claiming someone can’t be president due to “lack of experience”. Let alone Kamala Harris. 

When Trumps and MAGA lash out at Vivek it will be exactly what that little weasel deserves.

Again, all those people in the media who came out to call for Biden to step down have to do the same thing now. You can't base someone needing to drop out on if they're actually not a fucking shitbag. It's a bullshit double standard to say Biden needs to drop out when Trumps is doing just as poorly with his mental state. Grow a fucking spine. 

 

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Vivek knows turnip is going to lose and is trying to position himself for the future of the party. I think he’s starting to understand (or he’s possibly been told by radical R donors) that after turnip loses, there will be a battle for the head of the R party that will try to go back to normal so they can win shit and Ramaswam is trying to be that guy

 

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Vivek knows turnip is going to lose and is trying to position himself for the future of the party. I think he’s starting to understand (or he’s possibly been told by radical R donors) that after turnip loses, there will be a battle for the head of the R party that will try to go back to normal so they can win shit and Ramaswam is trying to be that guy

 

Vivek is about to get a nickname from Trump.  

3 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Vivek is about to get a nickname from Trump.  

He’s about to become Baghavad Gita isn’t he?

3 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

 

Let me tell you something people. Kamala Harris, she wants to take away your ability to order ice cream. Can you believe that? Ice cream! And it gets worse. She wants to ban sprinkles. Yes, sprinkles! The little things that make ice cream great, she wants to ban them. It’s the worst idea you’ve ever heard. Unbelievable! This is an absolute disaster. It's the worst thing you’ve ever heard. She’s out of control, folks. Totally out of control.

My good friend Melba on Facebook told me that the only flavor we will be allowed is chocolate!

Just now, Hefeweizen said:

He’s about to become Baghavad Gita isn’t he?

Chicken Little Vindaloo.

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Oh Erick bless your heart

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Projection. Because they want to scuttle Vance but can’t lol

7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

When Trumps and MAGA lash out at Vivek it will be exactly what that little weasel deserves.

Again, all those people in the media who came out to call for Biden to step down have to do the same thing now. You can't base someone needing to drop out on if they're actually not a fucking shitbag. It's a bullshit double standard to say Biden needs to drop out when Trumps is doing just as poorly with his mental state. Grow a fucking spine. 

 

The media has a LOT of content to fill the space with and people like the easy button.  Trump has been that easy button for them so I wouldn't count on it changing.  

He's having a really bad weekend.  

 

Edit:  It was already posted.  But it bears repeating.

 

 

 

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16 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Oh Erick bless your heart

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The 2 biggest narcissistic dumbfucks on the planet having an unscripted conversation tomorrow night.

 

23 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Vivek knows turnip is going to lose and is trying to position himself for the future of the party. I think he’s starting to understand (or he’s possibly been told by radical R donors) that after turnip loses, there will be a battle for the head of the R party that will try to go back to normal so they can win shit and Ramaswam is trying to be that guy

 

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the blood bath after trump passes will very fun to watch ..

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21 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

He’s about to become Baghavad Gita isn’t he?

No way Trump can pronounce that

35 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Vivek is about to get a nickname from Trump.  

If it had been a good double post I’d have left it.  Oh well, I may have to tell my Indian pirate story in honor of Vivek and Usha.  There was a famous Indian pirate who was known as an incredible courageous fighter.  Whenever there was a boarding action, he’d tell his mate to bring him his red pants.  Why red?  So his men wouldn’t see his blood if he got injured.

 

 One day the SS Vivek got into battle with an American ship, and when it was time for boarding, the captain said, Bring me my brown pants!

 

 The name of that captain? Shiva me Timbers.

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7 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The 2 biggest narcissistic dumbfucks on the planet having an unscripted conversation tomorrow night.

 

Unscripted? Oh boy. It’s just gonna devolve into conspiracy theories. The Harris/Walz campaign is probably pissing themselves laughing at all the new material 

Is this the Republican Parties attempt to get Trump to fall out a window by talking to Musk and finally forcing a decisive donor revolt? 

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7 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The 2 biggest narcissistic dumbfucks on the planet having an unscripted conversation tomorrow night.

 

No limits on subject matter?

"Mr Musk my name is Paw Simperson from Alabama. Let me tell you what an amazing privilege this is to have two of the greatest Americans ever here together to answer our questions.  So with that in mind, a question for both of you. Which one of you has the bigger penis?"

Is this the Republican Parties attempt to get Trump to fall out a window by talking to Musk and finally forcing a decisive donor revolt? 

1 hour ago, Hefeweizen said:

Him becoming turnip is just so good.  I really hope someone works turnips into the stump speech here.  The couch fucker is perfect already, I’m ready for angry turnips.

Turnip, for what?!

I agree with the guy who said MTG will inherit the Maga ashes. She's the loudest and the stupidest. 

I bet they try to go all in on RFK first though and it backfires in an embarrassing, hilarious fashion

Old Margie will be the last one standing 

What’s preventing the GOP from trying to steal the Dems playbook?  Anything more legitimate than Trump’s ego?  I’m talking about:
Trump drops out w/the promise of a pardon should Vance win
Vance ascends to be the nominee for President
Nikki Haley is picked to be VP
Trump becomes Vance/Haley’s biggest cheerleader.
 
That's not how cults work.
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3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:


 

 

Look, I’ve done a lot of traveling, a lot of traveling, and let me tell you, the Visa—great card, by the way, fantastic card—is so important. You need a Visa to get around, whether it’s for business, which I know a thing or two about, or for going to great places. But the problem is, they make it so complicated! You have to apply, wait in line, and sometimes, it takes forever. It shouldn’t be that hard. We need to streamline this whole thing, make it easier for people to travel, to spend money—big money—on their trips. 

10 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

I’m so tired of this guy getting angry Biden is out. It’s exhausting. Biden was losing bigly. You wanted him to stay in a race he was going to lose. There was no magic pill that he could swallow that was going to have him make a comeback and win. How Chris Jackson doesn’t comprehend this is beyond me. 

Is it wrong what media is doing? Yes, of course it is. But to pretend that Biden was pushed out of a winning race is laughable. He was going to lose. We now have a shot at winning, something we couldn’t have said a month ago. 

Well, he was going to lose because of the media.

10 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

quick non-sequitur but I want to be Doug Emhoff when I grow up. Dude is living his best life and being superbly supportive of his wife at the same time. we already share a first name, so I'm halfway there! now to convince my fiancée  to run for office. lulz.

This guy is comfortable in his own skin. He was so successful as an attorney, that he's got no ego issues at all stepping into his wife's shadow. 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Vivek knows turnip is going to lose and is trying to position himself for the future of the party. I think he’s starting to understand (or he’s possibly been told by radical R donors) that after turnip loses, there will be a battle for the head of the R party that will try to go back to normal so they can win shit and Ramaswam is trying to be that guy

 

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Fucking Trump has never had anything but a trivial narrative of lies.  The bad advisor is Trump himself.

7 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, he was going to lose because of the media.


He looked and sounded 130 years old at the debate. He managed to make Trump look sprightly in comparison. 

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Really worth watching in their entirety. Pete needs to be on every program that will have him. There is no better Harris/Walz campaign surrogate.

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8 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Actually had some respect for white evangelicals pre-Trump.

But why?  They've been massive hypocrites for all of the 21st century and a good bit of the 20th?

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Again, all those people in the media who came out to call for Biden to step down have to do the same thing now.

Naaaah, leave him be.  It's going great.

7 hours ago, 'stache said:

Do these campaigns every have to pay for a single past use violation? Seems they can just keep doing it one song at a time, ignore the demand, and keep going. How does it keep happening?

Yes.  The statute of limitations for copyright infringement is three years.  It was recently ruled that that is for filing suit and not a backward time limitation on damages (can recover past three years).

IP usually gets infringed until the owner sues to enjoin it.  An "innocent" or unknowing infringer may stop once warned.  Trumpco is anything but innocent.

The trouble can be proving damages.  But, if there is an existing scheme for payment of royalties for similar use, that can set a floor.  Plus, as noted by the ASCAP thing posted above, the artist has NIL and related trademark rights, so it's not just the infringement of the copyright in the music, but a false or unauthorized association between the artist and candidate.  Shit could get real.

ETA: I guess really you're asking why you don't hear about lawsuits, judgments and settlements beyond the initial sabre rattling.  And, the answer is likely that the rights-owners have Trumpco so dead-to-rights, the only issue is how big is the bill.  Every dollar spent defending that case raises the bill.  So they quietly settle.

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49 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:


 

 

 

the man is a complete idiot. i still say he can't read and comprehend what he's reading 

15 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Bill Miller has good tea and fried chicken. What does Sid have?

 

15 hours ago, G650 said:

More than Roger Miller

Neither one can roller skate in a buffalo herd 

8 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Actually had some respect for white evangelicals pre-Trump. Still not sure I understand how a fraud, criminal, rapist, serial adulterer, liar, hateful, vengeful man became the face of Christianity for right wingers. Sad. 

He embodies every one of the seven deadly sins 

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Fucking Trump has never had anything but a trivial narrative of lies.  The bad advisor is Trump himself.


He can't focus on Kamala's lack of experience because she has far more experience than he had before he became President and he can't focus on her flawed policies because it would require a mental discipline and marshaling and remembering of facts that is beyond his cognitive ability. 

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