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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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The Dems control everything and all of our fuck ups are their fault!

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I don't buy this shit for a second. Dipshits are just trying to simultaneously push a "Trump's so popular he crashed the servers" and "Democrats are so scared they're trying to hack in" narrative.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Sorry if it’s been analyzed elsewhere in this forum, but is it better or worse for Harris if RFKJr is not on the ballot? Seems to me it would be worse, because he’s crazy as fuck, and his voters would end up voting for the other crazy as fuck candidate instead of Harris. Maybe I’m being too simplistic.

I know 3 people who voted for Trump who tell me that if the election were held today they'd vote for RFK jr or a write in candidate.  I think RFKjr is the option for everyone disgusted with their party that can't bring themselves to vote for the other party.  Right now that seems to be mostly Republicans.

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I don't buy this shit for a second. Dipshits are just trying to simultaneously push a "Trump's so popular he crashed the servers" and "Democrats are so scared they're trying to hack in" narrative.

Okay, maybe I believe a little bit that the platform is just shit now.

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Should’ve hosted it on Surly.

6 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Casey’s pizza is all they have going for them at this point, and you’re never more than 15 miles from one.  Legitimately decent, but it used to be great.  Some mom and pop gas stations have good pizza too.

I still have to buy a taco pizza when I’m back in Iowa, but I agree they are not as good as once was, but are still good enough.

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Anonymous wishes it could take credit for this but it’s probably just how shitty Elon runs things. 

It is a ploy to make sure turnip doesn't say something off color and fall more. Recording will drop in an hour. Nothing more nothing less. It is pure propaganda. Twitter also sucks shit through a straw, but It ain't a ddos attack.

2 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

It is a ploy to make sure turnip doesn't say something off color and fall more. Recording will drop in an hour. Nothing more nothing less. It is pure propaganda. Twitter also sucks shit through a straw, but It ain't a ddos attack.

Who wants to hear what he has to say anyway?  Don’t people get enough of his inane rantings from his stupid moron rallies?

"It was disgruntled campaign employee   Iran   Childless cat women  The Jews   Black Journalists the Democrats."  joint Drumpf/Mosk statement.

 

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7 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Why do you talk like that?

First time around tech bros?

My buddy sold his firm a while back  and did really well.  He's smart enough, but still talks like he's fresh out Mc Combs and uses endless industry jargon for no reason in mixed company.

3 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

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I don't understand why he doesn't want to have a 1 on 1 conversation with Marjorie?

4 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I refuse to believe the attempts at Swiftboating Walz gains any traction with anyone other than people who listen to Charlie Kirk or Ben Shapiro. Especially when it’s fucking Trump on the other side 

 

Right, only a complete fucking moron could listen to this attack on Walz's service, then go vote for Trump.

The only thing more astonishing than how stupid these people are is how completely under the control of some purely evil, and not stupid, people they are.  The possibilities are pretty scary.

 

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Musk is such a terrible person and host.

fify

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Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Musk is such a terrible host person.

Fixed.

3 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

 

They’re so good at this.

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 


he froze up again lol

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The audio quality is awesome. Sounds like they are recording this in a submarine. 

7 minutes ago, Covri said:

I still have to buy a taco pizza when I’m back in Iowa, but I agree they are not as good as once was, but are still good enough.

Taco Pizza? Sir, You have my attention.

Is it cool if I wear my Cum and Go hoodie my wife bought for me to this fine establishment; or would that start a Sharks Vs Jets rumble in the corn?

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

fify

 

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Fixed.


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37 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Current trends on Twitter as their server is crashing due to Trump interview that people can’t even join. Nice work, Elon. 
 

 

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Again?  Same thing happened with Meatball’s launch.

Just now, Born to Run said:

Taco Pizza? Sir, You have my attention.

Is it cool if I wear my Cum and Go hoodie my wife bought for me to this fine establishment; or would that start a Sharks Vs Jets rumble in the corn?

You’ll be fine, just stay away from the quick trip gear and you’ll be good.

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3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Sounds like they are recording this in a submarine. 

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Elon is amazingly incompetent. Screw up the DeSantis announcement and then have the same thing happen with your Trump interview.

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Great news …

 

trump slurring heavily, sounds like he's stroking out

The hardcore illiterati MAGA faction is getting extremely frustrated just like their daddy.  It’s a site to behold.  If you have a magat in your midst, just casually drop comments about all the momentum Kamala has and how pissed Trump is.  ‘I don’t know what they can do at this point.’   If they turn beat red you know who you’re talking to, and make it a point to continue needling them over the next few months.  

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Couldnt even make it through the opening remarks without a lie.

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Big Village poll - Harris +3

Was Trump +1 after Biden dropped out 

20 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Ackshually, I didn't assure anyone of anything.  As currently construed were the key words there.

There's always a catch.  You think a law gets changed in less than 90 days?

It takes a lot of effort to make an assassination attempt sound so boring. 

Why does he sound like Sylvester the Cat on helium?

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Even ThreeYearLetterman can't deal with this.

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12 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The audio quality is awesome. Sounds like they are recording this in a submarine. 

I wish!

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Let me get this straight: you run a bunch of tech companies and you're actively trying to build the ships that will get us to Mars someday, but you can't get a conference call to work so you can tell us all to vote for a con man?

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