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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.


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In any other context that's a dealbreaker, lol, but damn they're a likeable pair. The polls better keep trending the right way. I saw somewhere that Trump voters were undercounted in 2016 and even 2020 because the pollsters couldn't account for momentum and excitement for people to actually go to the polls, in that case, rabid hateful piece of shit magas. I think it might be happening now with the momentum and likeability of Harris Walz unable to capture people, youngs in particular (I've been railing so hard on them for failing to "save" us every cycle), who aren't going to be captured in polls, but who will go out of there way to vote this year because they just like these two and see trump as just an old dumbass.

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10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I am a Texas native and I love a coolapeno. Do I hate myself or love my butthole? THAT IS THE QUESTION! Are coolapenos gay or not. I need clarity.

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1 minute ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I am a Texas native and I love a coolapeno. Do I hate myself or love my butthole? THAT IS THE QUESTION! Are coolapenos gay or not. I need clarity.

That only works if you're running as VP against donold trump. In this context, you're just a lame white person. 

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5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

That only works if you're running as VP against donold trump. In this context, you're just a lame white person. 

So we are assigning race based on asshole comfort now? Fuck you.

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15 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I am a Texas native and I love a coolapeno. Do I hate myself or love my butthole? THAT IS THE QUESTION! Are coolapenos gay or not. I need clarity.

I had to Google that. Why, god, why? 

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1 minute ago, 'stache said:

 

I posted this a few days ago in the lol thread.

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Yall are so close to figuring it out. Jesus. Do I need a spider chart for the dude that posted it? We are truly slipping. Dammit.

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3 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Full quote from David Simon. Plus comment.

 

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That last comment, I feel like we have an excellent opportunity for a scientific experiment here. 

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6 hours ago, kevwun said:

He cheated on his wife while she was dying of cancer.  Said affair resulted in a child, who he refused to claim as his.

6 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

That's it?   Such a quaint time that was...when getting caught fuckin around on your wife resulted in political consequences.  

Well, Gary Hart and John Edwards were Democrats as well.

6 hours ago, kevwun said:

A poorly timed yell once ended someone's Presidential bid.  It boggles the mind.

I’m almost kind of glad it did.  He had some batshit ideas about the internet and people needing special IDs to use it and that we shouldn’t have privacy from the government, etc..  I know he stopped talking about that shit rapidly after a bunch of people told him to fuck off, but it was still disconcerting that he thought that just to use the internet, you needed a government ID to login.  Of course, Abbott and Co. love the idea now.

4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

For trump to cut gas prices in half oil per barrel would have to sell between $20-30. That would cripple jobs and bring American drilling to a halt forcing us to rely more on foreign oil. 

4 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Doesn’t domestic oil production lose money at like $60 a barrel?

4 hours ago, Blotto said:

They should create an ad that Trump pledges $30 oil if elected and run that ad incessantly in O&G states

Soros should be running ads like crazy in the O&G states praising Trump wanting to cut oil prices in half.

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Just now, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

When I have sleep paralysis nightmares, THIS is the face I see hovering above me. Send your thoughts 'n prayers to Chuck.

Weird kink. 

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48 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I am a Texas native and I love a coolapeno. Do I hate myself or love my butthole? THAT IS THE QUESTION! Are coolapenos gay or not. I need clarity.

What  uh......I mean how are you consuming.....you know what. Never mind. I don't need clarity. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

"What is that, like mayonnaise and tuna?"

I've made similar comments to people from the Midwest.

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8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

sean spicer book in the background. 

That's how you know he's a man to be taken seriously. In fact, if your goal is to tongue punch Trump's fart box, just know your competition has studied the masters. Your odds, well they're not great. 

 

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3 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

 

This is insane. We are not serious people. If legacy media is so corrupt, why aren’t they leading with this stuff out every time he does this? 

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19 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It's phdhorn you dumb sonofabitch

You joke, but phdhorn is a super climate change denier. It's pretty much the reason he doesn't post here anymore. 

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48 minutes ago, F250 said:

When a hobo drops his drawers to shit on the sidewalk and you accidentally see his butthole and it stares back, this is what you see.

Goddamn. That's just a devastating line to lay on someone. That  m'fer  could go on to cure cancer, and he'll always be the butthole guy to me. 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

lol at 1) monopoly game and 2) sean spicer book in the background. 

I also love how he has half of one bookshelf filled with books. Like "hey guys.. I read a lot. I've read like 14 books bro, come at me with your knowledge. I also play Monopoly Jr., so I know more about economics than you." 

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3 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

You joke, but phdhorn is a super climate change denier. It's pretty much the reason he doesn't post here anymore. 

Oh I’m well aware. He did have pretty good short term weather insights though. But the long term forecast was about as good as Frankie. 

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1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh I’m well aware. He did have pretty good short term weather insights though. But the long term forecast was about as good as Frankie. 

He also always got pissed when we joked about the forcefield. "ThErE's No SuCh ThInG GuYs!!!" ... complete lack of a sarcasm meter. Kind of like most trumpkins. 

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1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

I did my own post mortem on why Trump was appealing after the 2020 election, he lost but he still made it way too close given his presidency. There’s all sorts of political reasons, but putting the gravity of the situation aside, his stump speeches were more of a standup routine than anything else. Now I didn’t find it funny but his crowds laughed more than they cheered. Of course there’s the propaganda, classic blame an exterior threat, the guy isn’t one dimensional but his ability to make his people laugh was a huge component that was never really noticed by MSM for sure but I’m not sure really anyone dove into it. 
 

now he’s older, he’s flustered, he’s not a novel candidate, more are done with him and he’s lost it. But the whole shark and batteries in a boat thing was just another stand up routine attempt, the problem is he’s losing his mind too so he’s not nearly as good at it as he was.

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