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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The part with Musk was weird as fuck, he's clearly subservient to Trump in a fanboi way, and it was uncomfortable, and later on Trump went on and on about how kids will want to grow up and be like Musk.  I guess maybe they don't want to have relationships with their children by multiple moms?

And I think Musk jumped multiple times, but the camera was pretty locked in, so there was a jump behind Trump, and then kind of one when he went off stage, so proud at having shook Trump's hand. Edit: he only jumped once, but kind of half jumped when going off the stage.

Oh, and Leon being edgy, he wore his Occupy Mars shirt, and had a custom "Make America Great Again" black letters on black material baseball cap, that he didn't seem to know how to wear (at least it wasn't backwards). I'm honestly surprised he didn't wear a red MAGA hat.

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Edit:Will post the video in another post.  I just had some shitty screenshots from another site, and twitter excerpts.

Remember when MAGA used to say 

 

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was on our side? Now they are all warm and fuzzy because this ninnyhammer

 

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is on their side now. MAGA is too

 

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to

 

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Why tech billionaire want Mongo side?

 

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I don't know MAGA, maybe because by backing your

 

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 they get to keep

 

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But you guys are too busy

 

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 to see

 

 

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Hopefully this picture book is more relatable MAGA.

 

re·lat·a·ble-

able to be related to : possible to understand, like, or have sympathy for because of similarities to oneself or one's own experiences.

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look at this fucking weirdo

r/pics - Elon Musk shaking hands with Donald Trump at his rally in Butler, Pennsylvania

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1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

Remember when MAGA used to say 

 

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was on our side? Now they are all warm and fuzzy because this ninnyhammer

 

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is on their side now. MAGA is too

 

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to

 

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Why tech billionaire want Mongo side?

 

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I don't know MAGA, maybe because by backing your

 

KDWaR1.gif

 

 they get to keep

 

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But you guys are too busy

 

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 to see

 

 

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Hopefully this picture book is more relatable MAGA.

 

re·lat·a·ble-

able to be related to : possible to understand, like, or have sympathy for because of similarities to oneself or one's own experiences.

Hey, Mr. Phlegm, you logged into your other account.

57 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

The Howard Stern interview should be great. 

 

Hillary did one a few years ago and some typical listener guys called in saying if they had any idea that's who she really was they would have voted for her.

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19 minutes ago, locodos said:

look at this fucking weirdo

r/pics - Elon Musk shaking hands with Donald Trump at his rally in Butler, Pennsylvania

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Same vibes ...

Stern wanted Hillary to come on in 2016 and she didn't.   Howard still contends that her doing so would have made the difference.   Maybe, maybe not but it will help Kamala.  

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

Stern wanted Hillary to come on in 2016 and she didn't.   Howard still contends that her doing so would have made the difference.   Maybe, maybe not but it will help Kamala.  

But also reinforces that they don’t need or want to kowtow to big national media when it comes to interviews (NYT especially). They don’t want to do anything but ask gotcha questions or talk about Trump the whole time, so she’s not giving them the time of day  

Stern is a fantastic interviewer and a popular radio show. The View is friendly but hits the daytime TV crowd and 60 Minutes gets a lot of eyeballs

Colbert is great for the youths 

16 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

Encouraging, but they'll finish construction on Hwy 46 and the HEB before this county flips.

8 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

 

Encouraging, but they'll finish construction on Hwy 46 and the HEB before this county flips.

For statewide races, you don’t need the red counties to flip. Just to narrow the gap so that the city vote erases the margin. 

13 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

 

Encouraging, but they'll finish construction on Hwy 46 and the HEB before this county flips.

My Dad and Godfather got thrown in the Comal county jail in 1970. He would always tell me: “It might seem fun at the time, but don’t ever beat up a cop in Comal County.”

42 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

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Same vibes ...

Stealing this and posting on Twitter… you’ll get no credit.

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11 hours ago, bolverk said:

No matter how much this asshole has or how cool he believes himself to be, he'll always be just an awkward dork.

No, Elmo, red-pilling yourself with fashy Trump shit won't change that fact.

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I said it what seems like a million pages ago, but the one thing we have going for us is these guys are all just really hopeless dorks. Every time they says something in public all I can think of is the scene from Road Trip where DJ Qualls goes "Because it's your dog! Get it?"

26 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

I am very happy Fox News cares so much about Tim Walz misstatements and they are calling him out on them.  I am sure they do the same to Donald Trump.  Oh that’s right, they let him lie with impunity over and over again on their network and instead of saying those are lies they just laugh and agree with him.  This channel should be taken off the air for the good of the country and fuck the free speech people (which I am one) but they literally are dumbing down the people in the US and hurting this country.  Literally, pull the plug and call it an executive order and let half the country bitch and moan.  Then take the people working at Fox News down to Guantanamo Bay and have them tell the truth about what they are knowingly doing. 

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Fox News is one of America’s most dangerous enemies.

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I think once your defense in court is "We're not really actually legit news" you shouldn't be allowed to call yourselves Fox News.

Oh, you think?? Finally gonna question if the 78 year old with a melted crayon for brain has an age issue??

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1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

 

Encouraging, but they'll finish construction on Hwy 46 and the HEB before this county flips.

In contrast to other hill country Germans, in 1861 Comal County voted to secede.

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Oh, you think?? Finally gonna question if the 78 year old with a melted crayon for brain has an age issue??

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"100% of the jobs created under this administration has gone to illegal immigrants." 

16 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Oh, you think?? Finally gonna question if the 78 year old with a melted crayon for brain has an age issue??

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I guess “divorced from reality” doesn’t move the NYT’s needle.

18 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

I guess “divorced from reality” doesn’t move the NYT’s needle.

This almost made me throw my phone across the room

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The former president has not been hobbled politically by his age as much as Mr. Biden was

Because the media has failed to it’s job 

21 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

I guess “divorced from reality” doesn’t move the NYT’s needle.

"Less focused" got me. 

"They're eating the dogs. They're eating the pets. Biden took all of FEMAs money and gave it to illegal immigrants, who btw are all murderers." 

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Older conservative has regrets 

And an old school FW County Commissioner and later Judge goes on the record for Kamala. He had already pissed off the GOP a few years ago when he called them out on cutting school funding. He no longer gives a damn what they think about him 

 

I think the point was made upthread, but how often are there many instances of prominent people publicly going against their party for an election, especially a prominent one much less the presidency?  
 

Common sense tells me that if this is happening, it must be an opinion that is held by quite a few and that will bear itself out at the ballot box. But we are America, so we can’t rely on common sense with these things. And I also see things like the fact that he won the nomination with ease and no effort, and that the polls do not reflect a Republican voting block that has a statistically significant break to Harris.  
 

So what can we make of these opposing data points?

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2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

“Let Walz be Walz”

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Oh, you think?? Finally gonna question if the 78 year old with a melted crayon for brain has an age issue??

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Rhetorical ramblings? is that what those are? not lies? you sure?

23 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I think the point was made upthread, but how often are there many instances of prominent people publicly going against their party for an election, especially a prominent one much less the presidency?  
 

Common sense tells me that if this is happening, it must be an opinion that is held by quite a few and that will bear itself out at the ballot box. But we are America, so we can’t rely on common sense with these things. And I also see things like the fact that he won the nomination with ease and no effort, and that the polls do not reflect a Republican voting block that has a statistically significant break to Harris.  
 

So what can we make of these opposing data points?

It’s a continuation of this. 
 

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The voices you hear are likely to be educated.  You can see more every day what those people think of the right. 

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It’s a continuation of this. 
 
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The voices you hear are likely to be educated.  You can see more every day what those people think of the right. 

Look at where that starts to really take off…. Birth of the internet, Fox, and prime Rush Limbaugh.
37 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I think the point was made upthread, but how often are there many instances of prominent people publicly going against their party for an election, especially a prominent one much less the presidency?  
 

Common sense tells me that if this is happening, it must be an opinion that is held by quite a few and that will bear itself out at the ballot box. But we are America, so we can’t rely on common sense with these things. And I also see things like the fact that he won the nomination with ease and no effort, and that the polls do not reflect a Republican voting block that has a statistically significant break to Harris.  
 

So what can we make of these opposing data points?

Trust but verify

I totally understand that college isn’t for everyone, but there still needs to be some amount of history/literature type courses to foster critical thinking for people who go through the trade school route. 

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13 minutes ago, YChang said:

I totally understand that college isn’t for everyone, but there still needs to be some amount of history/literature type courses to foster critical thinking for people who go through the trade school route. 

You should have to pass the same civics tests immigrants must pass every 4 years to get a voting card. 

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

You should have to pass the same civics tests immigrants must pass every 4 years to get a voting card. 

Well shit. 

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Well shit. 

That’s ok, we’ll let you slide 

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4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You should have to pass the same civics tests immigrants must pass every 4 years to get a voting card. 

At least to serve in Congress. Looking at you, Coach Tuberville 

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

At least to serve in Congress. Looking at you, Coach Tuberville 

Everyone serving in congress should be forced to put their assets in a blind trust. Period. That should separate grift from people who actually want to serve 

8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That’s ok, we’ll let you slide 

Appreciate it. 

23 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You should have to pass the same civics tests immigrants must pass every 4 years to get a voting card. 

Yeah!  Or at least a basic literacy test.

16 minutes ago, WBT said:

Yeah!  Or at least a basic literacy test.

Dammit! 

1 hour ago, YChang said:

I totally understand that college isn’t for everyone, but there still needs to be some amount of history/literature type courses to foster critical thinking for people who go through the trade school route. 

If you grow up in a small town and at 5 years old forward are told Obama is a Muslim as if even if it were true that made him automatically a bad person- its hard for even facts or statistics to break them out of it.

Really takes them moving to a city and being exposed personally to people of all different backgrounds and cultures for the light bulb to go off. At least thats my thought growing up around rural MAGA.

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I remember when hurricanes and natural disasters were described as evidence of God’s displeasure. The only constant is the dumb.

Elon has lost some weight. Good for him.

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1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Elon has lost some weight. Good for him.

Oh-oh-ozempic!

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