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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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For those of you on Campus, Union was over an hour wait, but the Family Courthouse just a short walk off campus had no line. It took longer to go through the metal detector.

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4 hours ago, Js1 said:

I am doing my best, but I am also moving to Denver on Saturday, so I will do my best to talk everyone off the ledge in between killing myself (fucking hate packing/unpacking) or on the road.

What part of town you moving to?  Get registered (although it doesn't really matter in CO).

35 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Man, I used that once, I think four years ago. It said 0 minute wait and then when I got there a few minutes later there was a line around the block. 

Like I said, it's not perfect, but one thing you can do when you click on a specific location is see how long ago the data was refreshed. That usually helps me - if it's been more than 30 minutes since the refresh, I get more skeptical about the provided wait time.

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1 minute ago, Chewbacca said:

What part of town you moving to?  Get registered (although it doesn't really matter in CO).

Lakewood

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Counterpoint: Hunter Biden

Marge is gonna have some big pictures made up so she can discuss on the House floor.

Drove down to NRG Arena and there was no wait. In and out in 10 minutes. 
 

Fuck Trump and fuck Cruz.

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Lakewood

I'd make a Lakehood joke, but it's pretty nice over there these days.  In most places, anyway.

58 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Sounds like a lack of trying, sir 

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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

The boy got his ballot in Germany.  Filling it out and express mailing it today or tomorrow.  I told him we'd cover the extra postage cost -- don't fuck around, and get it sent.

I have a Dr. appointment this afternoon.  There's a polling place nearby.  I may vote in the middle of the day, figure the lines will be short.

So, nevermind.  Polling place at 183 and Duval or so.....at 1:30, line was wrapped around the block/parking lot.  I'll give it a shot later this week.

But gotta love the enthusiasm.

However, it's in blue Austin.  It don't make a shit, Trump and Cruz fuck over Texas as easily as UGA did on Saturday.

Voted at the Dallas County Courthouse in downtown Dallas today. There was a line but I don’t think I was in there longer than 15 minutes.

In Austin, the longest I've ever waited to vote at the Ruiz library on Grove was like twenty minutes, and that was mid-pandemic in 2020. Always a good choice if you're anywhere near the area.

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Fox News’ Bret Baier Defends Combative Kamala Harris Interview, Would “Love” to Have Her on Again

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President Harris won’t give you the time of day, dipshit. You revealed yourself

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Now that I've voted, who do I call to get the stupid fucking Trans-panic commercials off my TV? 

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I doubt I'll have issues voting on the mean streats of Kingwood at the Community Center but if any MAGAts are there, I hope a bitch tries.

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Now that I've voted, who do I call to get the stupid fucking Trans-panic commercials off my TV? 

Suck it, libtard.  Once His Lord and Majesty Trump wins, all non-MAGA broadcasts will be banned.

Don't listen to me, listen to him -- he's openly stated he wants to revoke the license of CBS.

Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

Now that I've voted, who do I call to the the stupid fucking Trans-panic commercials off my TV? 

1 (800) 649-2568

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19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So, nevermind.  Polling place at 183 and Duval or so.....at 1:30, line was wrapped around the block/parking lot.  I'll give it a shot later this week.

But gotta love the enthusiasm.

However, it's in blue Austin.  It don't make a shit, Trump and Cruz fuck over Texas as easily as UGA did on Saturday.

That’s the spirit!!

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44 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

ron desantis.

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2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Dems are turning out their voters now (or getting mail returns from) who are more likely to vote/typically vote, which means they have to do more work to get their low propensity voters to show up later, while GOP is turning out low propensity voters/don't usually vote now, which means they have less work to do later to turn out their high propensity voters.

But that data seems weird.  No one else is tracking that kind of data that I know of. 

That's a lotta words to say "everything that guy just said is bullshit."

So WaPo shows basically no negligible changes in the last week. 

Just now, Js1 said:

So WaPo shows basically no negligible changes in the last week. 


but the crypto guys and the betting sites!

8 hours ago, Js1 said:

WaPo

GA: Harris +4

Wi: Harris +3

MI/PA: Harris +2

NV: tie

AZ/NC: Trump +3

So if those held, how would that EC look?

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2 minutes ago, wood said:

So if those held, how would that EC look?

(Spoonfeed me, please! I'm just an unfrozen caveman firefighter.)

We win

4 minutes ago, wood said:

So if those held, how would that EC look?

(Spoonfeed me, please! I'm just an unfrozen caveman firefighter.)

286 D, 246 R, 6 for NV

7 minutes ago, wood said:

So if those held, how would that EC look?

(Spoonfeed me, please! I'm just an unfrozen caveman firefighter.)

focus on 3 states - mi/pa/wi.

i tried to make it easy but i knew my post was too long.

3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

focus on 3 states - mi/pa/wi.

i tried to make it easy but i knew my post was too long.

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7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

286 D, 246 R, 6 for NV

I'd buy that for a dollar.

nvmnd... I had some sort of caching issue

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Standing in line in SW Austin.. been here maybe 45 minutes... still have a ways to get in.  I know how to pick them!  Well, I do know how to pick them at the ballot box. Not a fan of the close standing person behind me, though.

2 hours ago, texasdago said:

Standing in line in SW Austin.. been here maybe 45 minutes... still have a ways to get in.  I know how to pick them!  Well, I do know how to pick them at the ballot box. Not a fan of the close standing person behind me, though.

start watching porn. that'll get them to scoot back

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Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

start watching porn. that'll get them scoot back

Reading Surly... equally offensive 

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1 minute ago, texasdago said:

Not a fan of the close standing person behind me, though.

And you call yourself Italian...

1 minute ago, texasdago said:

Standing in line in SW Austin.. been here maybe 45 minutes... still have a ways to get in.  I know how to pick them!  Well, I do know how to pick them at the ballot box. Not a fan of the close standing person behind me, though.

Call someone that you can converse with in Italian. Might cause a stir.

Never thought I would hear Nicolle Wallace say "Arnold Palmer's penis" on air but here we are.

Arnold Palmer is 50% tea 50%piss

At the Randall's here in CP there are 2 dorks holding signs, one for Cruz the other for Trump. There's also a big Trump Fight banner w/ his bloody face. Some dude keeps driving by in a Chevy yelling vote Trump, MAGA, etc but everyone's ignoring him except for the middle aged white lady behind me telling him he's not allowed to do that this close to the polling location.

2 hours ago, TexPx said:

Whole family voted today. No cool stickers in Collin County. Place was very busy.
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First one is like, "Am I doing it right? I want to vote too "

The second, "Dad, you are such a dork. I can't believe you are making me wear this."

Voted. Zero wait in Lakeway. Did not get to punch a magat.

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Call someone that you can converse with in Italian. Might cause a stir.

Hmmm... could've gone out closer to Lakeway and had someone tell at me to "Speak English, Mexican!?"

2 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Hmmm... could've gone out closer to Lakeway and had someone tell at me to "Speak English, Mexican!?"

Technically shouldn't be on Surly while in line or not beyond the invisible "no signs no campaigning" line.

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1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

Technically shouldn't be on Surly while in line or not beyond the invisible "no signs no campaigning" line.

Okay mom

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6 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

At the Randall's here in CP there are 2 dorks holding signs, one for Cruz the other for Trump. There's also a big Trump Fight banner w/ his bloody face. Some dude keeps driving by in a Chevy yelling vote Trump, MAGA, etc but everyone's ignoring him except for the middle aged white lady behind me telling him he's not allowed to do that this close to the polling location.

Call the cops.  They can be written a ticket for violating the distance markers.

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

Technically shouldn't be on Surly while in line or not beyond the invisible "no signs no campaigning" line.

But can I tell you some doofus Just walked out wearing a big American flag we the people shirt?

3 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Technically shouldn't be on Surly while in line or not beyond the invisible "no signs no campaigning" line.

But can you watch porn while in line?  

In line in Belterra. Looks to be a 30-45 minute wait. Maybe longer. Not sure what the inside looks like yet…

2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Joined 5/9. Shows signs of being here before.

You were his first neg. It was about a month after signing up. He built up enough rep to withstand a few negs. He's got 44 to date 

Maybe. He's learned to game better. Get pos rep in Football and hand out drive by negs here. It's definitely someone that understands how to get some defense.

@Horn75

You're a chickenshit. 

Typical sorry ass liberal response

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Every accusation is a confession, part 1,713

3 minutes ago, texasdago said:

But can I tell you some doofus Just walked out wearing a big American flag we the people shirt?

If you do it, don't get caught. All I want is your vote to count.

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