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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Just now, Dahobbs said:

People are saying. 

the very best people.

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The same assholes said Romney was going to win.

 

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8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Trump has Chachi 

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lol at trumps rally being at galkery furniture tonight

Wait. Is that for realz?

56 minutes ago, Hawndoh said:

How would you even tell on Friday afternoon?

LOL... no one goes to the office on Friday in Austin.  They're either drinking, paddleboarding or drinking and paddleboarding on a SUP that is also drinking.

2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

The same assholes said Romney was going to win.

 

Weird. I don't recall that election ever really being in doubt.

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Weird. I don't recall that election ever really being in doubt.

Only after the first debate.

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

So traffic is apparently ruined in Austin because of Trump's visit.  Don't go anywhere near 71 or 35.

Why does he land at 4-5PM every single time?

Talk radio informs me that any Democrat votes are due to hacking by China and Iran.

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Joe Walsh

@WalshFreedom

I’m going to keep beating this drum: For two months, I’ve been in the battleground states almost nonstop encouraging Republicans & Independents to vote for

@KamalaHarris

. And at every stop in every battleground state I hear from Republicans who tell me they’re voting for her, but they’re keeping quiet about it. I hear this everywhere I go. I just believe there’s a quiet groundswell of support for Kamala among Republicans that the polls just aren’t picking up.

15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Missed opportunity to recruit Maria Barracuda to get out the vote of everybody who was a 14-year-old in 2007 learning the arm motions to this video in their room.

 

She needs to hit Michigan and PA. It needs to end in PA and then her speech at the National Mall. It all flows through PA, like the Big 12 flows through Lubbock. 

12 minutes ago, Chopper said:

The same assholes said Romney was going to win.

 

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Hilarious to imply precision to the tenth of a percent. 

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

She needs to hit Michigan and PA. It needs to end in PA and then her speech at the National Mall. It all flows through PA, like the Big 12 flows through Lubbock. 

I think that’s the sewer

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I assume Harris may still appear on Rogan? No way he takes Trump but says no to Harris. That would go against his faux "both sides" persona. He embodies all things maga so it wouldn't surprise me if he did that, or if trump told him he'd only appear if Harris was not invited and Rogan gave in, but my impression of him is that he would not do that if for no other reason that appearances. 

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/harris-will-not-appear-joe-rogan-podcast-her-campaign-says-2024-10-25/

 

5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

The Alec Baldwin And Adam Sandler SNL Sketch That Had Viewers Turning Off  The TV In Discomfort

LOL. 

My late father-in-law was a longtime Scoutmaster, and more than 20 years ago gave me this book written by another Scoutmaster.   I recently read it and started laughing at one Paragraph.   Yeah, I’m going to hell.

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Yeah….. you might call that a punishment. 

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

holy shit. 

That's hysterical.

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

holy shit. 

This is awesome, but should have started in 2016

36 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Well, yeah. 80 million Americans are going to vote for a convicted felon whose closing argument is "I like Hitler, I hate brown people, and if I don't like you I will either put you in jail or sick the military on you." It's a bit of a problem.

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

holy shit. 

Definitely feel like something shifted with Tapper in the last few days.  Hopefully more follow suit.

6 hours ago, Js1 said:

 

"In our view... allowing the fascist Donald Trump to become President again would be the worst possible outcome for the Palestinian people."

FIFT

2 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Have friends already waiting in line for the Harris Rally, it is already a madhouse.   They really should have picked a bigger venue, but maybe none were available on such short notice.   Either way, I expect it to be rocking tonight.  

I doubt Crane, Fertita, and McNair would give the green light to use Minute maid, UH or NRG. 

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Well, yeah. 80 million Americans are going to vote for a convicted felon whose closing argument is "I like Hitler, I hate brown people, and if I don't like you I will either put you in jail or sick the military on you." It's a bit of a problem.

Reconstruction kind of got butchered the first time through....maybe we get it right this time?????

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is awesome, but should have started in 2016

yeah, seems like cnn waited until the last possible moment to grow a fucking pair.

don't be surprised if you see some firings/resigning from producers/talent there, fucking billionaires.

though at this point, not sure anyone involved with the disco bros disaster has any money left, so maybe just millionaires.

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1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Definitely feel like something shifted with Tapper in the last few days.  Hopefully more follow suit.

And what great timing to grow a spine!

Fuuuuuuuuck. Where's Js1? I'm flat-lining over here.

38 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

My daughter is trying to catch a 6 PM flight to the Bay Area for a couple of gigs tomorrow.  She's currently trying to make her way from ~ McKinney Falls to the airport.  Good luck, kid.

She should take a Lime scooter.

14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think that’s the sewer

Manure Lagoons!

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51 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

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19 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Well, yeah. 80 million Americans are going to vote for a convicted felon whose closing argument is "I like Hitler, I hate brown people, and if I don't like you I will either put you in jail or sick the military on you." It's a bit of a problem.

Anyone doubt the Democrats will see this as a sign that they need to move right?

 

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2 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

 


I only put up with huge crowds very sparingly so think I made the right call not going to this, but it does look like its gonna be hopping at Shell Energy tonight

Pffft, seen longer lines at Franklin bbq. 

17 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

And what great timing to grow a spine!

Fuuuuuuuuck. Where's Js1? I'm flat-lining over here.

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5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

who is she? she's stunning

Gabrielle anwar in a gif from burn notice I think. 

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6 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Pffft, seen longer lines at Franklin bbq. 

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North Carolina

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3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Gabrielle Anwar.

 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Gabriel anwar in a gif from burn notice I think. 

been on my list of older shows to go back and watch - might bump it up the list if she plays a prominent role.

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37 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Joe Walsh

@WalshFreedom

I’m going to keep beating this drum: For two months, I’ve been in the battleground states almost nonstop encouraging Republicans & Independents to vote for

@KamalaHarris

. And at every stop in every battleground state I hear from Republicans who tell me they’re voting for her, but they’re keeping quiet about it. I hear this everywhere I go. I just believe there’s a quiet groundswell of support for Kamala among Republicans that the polls just aren’t picking up.

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So she’s realistically up 3-5 points

 

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

been on my list of older shows to go back and watch - might bump it up the list if she plays a prominent role.

She’s one of the leads, dude. 

57 minutes ago, TxEx84 said:

For those waiting in long voting lines in Travis County, don't you check https://votetravis.gov/current-election-information/current-election/ before going to the polls? Shows wait times. I saw the long line at Bee Caves Randalls so went to the South Austin Rec Center.  In and out in 10 minutes.

the harris county version of this lies.

went to the west gray amateur hour site. parked around back, walked in, line was short. a minute or two later a poll worker came and asked me if i'd come in through the back, then directed me out front to the line which was more like 135 instead of the 35 then shown on the website. there were a shitton of machines inside, most of which were not in use. the bottleneck is processing drivers licenses.

should have gone to SPJST, then maybe i could have gotten a cheap beer to drink while voting.

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46 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Joe Walsh

@WalshFreedom

I’m going to keep beating this drum: For two months, I’ve been in the battleground states almost nonstop encouraging Republicans & Independents to vote for

@KamalaHarris

. And at every stop in every battleground state I hear from Republicans who tell me they’re voting for her, but they’re keeping quiet about it. I hear this everywhere I go. I just believe there’s a quiet groundswell of support for Kamala among Republicans that the polls just aren’t picking up.

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Maybe she'll do her laundry on stage

 

When did BBVA become Shell Energy?

/getoffmylawn

5 hours ago, trythisathome said:

Just cast my vote for the non-fascists. Disappointingly, but not surprisingly, I was the only person under the age of 30 there. 

Your posting on a message board. Pretty boomer behavior.

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

She’s one of the leads, dude. 

well, I've never seen it - as I said - so excuse me not knowing that 🤣

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3 minutes ago, WBT said:

When did BBVA become Shell Energy?

/getoffmylawn

More like when PNC become Shell Energy - and the answer is 2023 

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

And, of course, it goes without saying that if Kamala Harris wins, the thought of retribution against any newspaper or other media outlet would be ridiculous, but here is where we are.

Not retribución. I just won’t read their shit, won’t ever pay for a subscription, and remind everyone I know from here until I die that they bend the knee to fascists and not to read those cowards. Fuck the editorial staff. Honor your profession and quit en masse or shut the fuck up about being silenced. Pussy ass cowards. 

5 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

You’re familiar with Amazon’s business model, right?

Amazon loses money on some products to make more on others.

WaPo don't make money never. Bezos didn't care. Now he does. As someone else said, he may be concerned about retribution from Trump admin

(fwiw, FTC going after them for monopolistic behavior would be okay with me)

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