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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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What annoys me is I like KIll Tony when it’s partisan. Which is obviously never 

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    I am an American Indian, born in rural Pennsylvania while my dad attended Penn State for graduate school in the 70s.  He was accepted by all on campus, but encountered plenty of racism when outside of

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15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Fuck that loser bitch.
Winners don’t fucking showboat. They fucking win.
That bitch has more experience with losing in her nascent career than I’ve gotten in my decades-long career.

Let's cut to the chase and see your titties.

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Just now, RDCanecutter said:

Let's cut to the chase and see your titties.

 

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Quoted from bulwark article, Bezos, Trump, and the Failure of Democracy. 
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“Bezos understood that if he antagonized Kamala Harris and Harris became president, he would face no consequences. A Harris administration would not target his businesses because the Harris administration would—like all presidential administrations not headed by Trump—adhere to the rule of law.

Bezos likewise understood that the inverse was not true. If he continued to antagonize Trump and Trump became president, his businesses very much would be targeted.”


“Russian democracy died because their institutions and politicians were not strong enough to enforce the law. Sound familiar? I could identify half a dozen laws that Elon Musk has already broken without enforcement. Bezos censored the Post because he knows that nobody will enforce the law and keep Trump from seeking political retribution. And on and on. The corrosive effect on the rule of law is cumulative.

The Bezos surrender is our warning bell about entering early-stage 1990s Russia. No legal system is able to survive when it there’s a class not subject to it because politicians are too cowardly to enforce the law.”

“And that’s the foundational point. The Bezos surrender isn’t just a demonstration. It’s a consequence. It’s a signal that the rule of law has already eroded to such a point that even a person as powerful as Jeff Bezos no longer believes it can protect him.”

Fuck. 


This is what Brisket has been fucking saying for years now.
9 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

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North Carolina update

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


This is what Brisket has been fucking saying for years now.

Dude please no more referring to yourself in the 3rd person.

12 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Well no shit. He’s a white South African. It’s expected he’s a racist. 

Huh. Sorry for posting that billionaire fucking shitbag wore a nazi hat to a nazi party. Oh wait.

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What a sad, shameful day for America.

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1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The media always takes trumps bait. Instead of focusing on his insults or threats that his crowd loves, focus on the disastrous impact of his economic policies.

so much this

Just now, Chopper said:

Huh. Sorry for posting that billionaire fucking shitbag wore a nazi hat to a nazi party. Oh wait.

You do have to admit, that's a scary amount of fashion sense for a tech mogul.

1 minute ago, ultimaton said:

What a sad, shameful last 9 years for America.

FIFY

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If you haven't nuked your twitter by now, what's keeping you from doing it? It's owned and run by an openly proud Nazi. Look at his FUCKING HAT

1 minute ago, ultimaton said:

What a sad, shameful day for America.

Yep. Hopefully not that many more shameful days left.

4 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Dude please no more referring to yourself in the 3rd person.

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14 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Let's cut to the chase and see your titties.

 

4 minutes ago, safe sex said:

If you haven't nuked your twitter by now, what's keeping you from doing it? It's owned and run by an openly proud Nazi. Look at his FUCKING HAT

These folks. When they leave I will.

 

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

I first played that game in the little arcade in the union bowling alley

8 minutes ago, ultimaton said:

What a sad, shameful day for America.

 

Trump keeps hitting new lows. If he gets back in office, he's going to tear this country down. American Taliban 

2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

These folks. When they leave I will.

 

I don't think that's a particularly compelling argument tbh. There is positive value in their presence remaining on Twitter. What value is there for you that outweighs the financial and social support you provide to the platform by your usage?

If I was the richest person in the world I would never go to a political rally. What’s the point of Scrooge McDuck money if you’re just gonna post on SM all day and go be bored surrounded by insane levels of idiocy and mediocrity?

Buy a sports franchise like a normal rich asshole. 

2 minutes ago, safe sex said:

If you haven't nuked your twitter by now, what's keeping you from doing it? It's owned and run by an openly proud Nazi. Look at his FUCKING HAT

I remember the tale of a Jewish-American serviceman who was captured and put in a Stalag. His first week there, the Germans asked him if he wanted to subscribe to (IIRC) the Völkischer Beobachter, the Nazi Party newspaper. So he did. He always got his copy, because what camp guard was going to mess with Hitler's newspaper, and he could figure out how the war was going by turning the German lies inside out.

Plus, he always had toilet paper.

Dude please no more referring to yourself in the 3rd person.

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13 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Huh. Sorry for posting that billionaire fucking shitbag wore a nazi hat to a nazi party. Oh wait.

Hope the people who love his cars realize who they are giving money to. Nah, they don't care.

6 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I remember the tale of a Jewish-American serviceman who was captured and put in a Stalag. His first week there, the Germans asked him if he wanted to subscribe to (IIRC) the Völkischer Beobachter, the Nazi Party newspaper. So he did. He always got his copy, because what camp guard was going to mess with Hitler's newspaper, and he could figure out how the war was going by turning the German lies inside out.

Plus, he always had toilet paper.

he must have been enlisted. Yeah, I understand the know your enemy and all that. But got tired of chasing fake titties. So dropped it, spend more time with my wife, and see real titties.

9 minutes ago, WBT said:

I first played that game in the little arcade in the union bowling alley

Einstein’s here

8 minutes ago, softlynow said:

If I was the richest person in the world I would never go to a political rally. What’s the point of Scrooge McDuck money if you’re just gonna post on SM all day and go be bored surrounded by insane levels of idiocy and mediocrity?

Buy a sports franchise like a normal rich asshole. 

The same way that you become the richest person in the world: it's never enough. He's pretty clearly another insecure person trying to make themselves feel whole.

Also, I suspect you're greatly overestimating Elon's smarts - he's got a lot of intellectual peers there. Did you miss Habba's walk up song?

4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

he must have been enlisted. Yeah, I understand the know your enemy and all that. But got tired of chasing fake titties. So dropped it, spend more time with my wife, and see real titties.

The book may still be in the UT library. This dude's (Jewish) family was given free Klan membership when he was a child in upstate New York because the local boosters wanted to report a 100% sign-up rate to the home office. Before WW2 he fought on the Republican side in Spain, and got in hot water with the US Govt for being "Prematurely Anti-Fascist."

9 minutes ago, safe sex said:

I don't think that's a particularly compelling argument tbh. There is positive value in their presence remaining on Twitter. What value is there for you that outweighs the financial and social support you provide to the platform by your usage?

Since we have had a side trip to Chili's I'll be your huckleberry.

Because it's still the best source for breaking news, whether it's political, world, or sports. I've tried the others. Waited around for God knows how long for bluesky to get an invite, threads won't let me disassociate FB from them, and mastodon is barely there. I'll posit that whatever he makes off of me is cut back by the extensive block list that is growing. It's obvious that he isn't making money. He's destroying what he bought. 

There are still some good sources on there. Do I approve of what it has become? Of course not. I don't know of any other place that has the immediate access to news that it has. 

How much money does he actually make off of my being there? How would you be able to quantify it? 

2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

This fuckstick.

I watched that. He reminds me of one of those union or mob 'muscle' guys.  What a POS. He needs someone to fuck up his shit.

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2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Jesus Christ. What’s next?

 

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55 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

if those fucks didn't get the message when he threw paper towels at them after a hurricane...well, they deserved to get their asses kicked by the Jets. 

Cause every Puerto Rican's a lousy chicken!

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

if the election goes to the house, trump has the votes 

all they have to do is muddy it up like hell to get it to the house. multiple maga states will refuse to certify their results ?

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2 minutes ago, Satchel said:

They’re doing cartwheels over on aggy. Unbelievable 

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3502586/2

If you get a choice to live in College Station, or some town you've never heard of in Mexico, choose Mexico before they finish the question, and never look back.

13 minutes ago, Sheep Have Wool said:

The same way that you become the richest person in the world: it's never enough. He's pretty clearly another insecure person trying to make themselves feel whole.

Also, I suspect you're greatly overestimating Elon's smarts - he's got a lot of intellectual peers there. Did you miss Habba's walk up song?

Musk is a moron born with money. Here’s an item you need:

 

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So Ricky Martin, Bad Bunny, and Jennifer Lopez all shared a Kamala Harris video after the rally today on Instagram and Ricky Martin is now saying IG is shadowbanning it. Posters on Bluesky are confirming the Harris video isn't showing on any of their accounts.

We have to destroy the billionaire class.

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4 minutes ago, Satchel said:

They’re doing cartwheels over on aggy. Unbelievable 

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3502586/2

of all the things i will never, ever understand...how so many Longhorns on this site happily and enthusiastically align themselves with fucking texags and don't see anything wrong or contradictory or ironic with it might just be the most wtf thing ever.

 

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Just now, 4th&Five said:

Stupid fucks really think Tampon Tim is some brilliant takedown. 

Dude, they call graduates of the great University of Texas at Austin Sips. This surprises you?

They think grads from Blinn = aggy.

Driving through the Eastern Shore of Maryland and Virginia today, my guess rural areas had like a 65 35 Trump sign advantage. Take that as what it is.

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11 minutes ago, WBT said:

Cause every Puerto Rican's a lousy chicken!

and, when you're a jet you're a jet all the way.

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