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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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3 hours ago, David Dennison said:

 

I find Trump with 47% of the projected vote stupefying. 

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2 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

I won't answer for Snake, but I'll stay engaged to the point I research issues and candidates before I vote.  But I never want to be THIS engaged in politics every again in my life.

I don’t either. But I don’t have that luxury. Remember there are a lot like me. You have friends and family that have to be acutely aware all the time. It sucks and it’s scary

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Biden won them 50-46

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So about 19,000 votes switched from GOP to independent, and those voters went majority Blue from 96% Trump.  Me likey. 

1 minute ago, Satchel said:

I find Trump with 47% of the projected vote stupefying. 

I mean it's what he got last time after 4 years of his in office bullshit.  

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

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So about 19,000 votes switched from GOP to independent, and those voters went majority Blue from 96% Trump.  Me likey. 

I thing this is wrong if registered republicans really were a "gross" minority  they would have lost NC, the math somewhere is wrong.

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see, now i’m laughing. 

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

If she's within 5 in Kansas then she might win Iowa. 

Secure that shit, Hudson. 

 

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1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

I mean it's what he got last time after 4 years of his in office bullshit.  

if the GOP has to run on their ideas and platform (OK, there is no platform) without a cult leader, there could be problems ahead.  

His idiot offspring think that primogenitor gives them the right to continue the Maga cult.  They may try to put their dad in a room with a phone and pretend that he’s making deals (like they eventually did with Trump’s senile old man, Fred ), but I think the Doddard will have just enough juice to disown them.  

And the GOP politician POTUS wanna-bes will gut them like fishes. 

 

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7 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

 

huh, weird the leopard ate his face this time... he never saw it coming

Good lord, the ugliness is really spewing out in these final days.

EDIT: Hank beat me to it

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10 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

 

Donald apologizing for anything or admitting being wrong 

good one lol GIF by Chicks on the Right

21 minutes ago, linux said:

I think this is wrong if registered republicans really were a "gross" minority  they would have lost NC, the math somewhere is wrong.

You are correct.  Multiplying the numbers of registered voters by the percentages listed results in Biden winning by about 19K.  

Regardless, more independents and less GOP registrants is a good sign

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Look at what they did to Christianity 

 

 

false prophet 

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This is rough. Note that he is speaking. It’s not hours before or anything.

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2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Things are going great. 

 

Holy shit that was incredible

6 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

 

oh. gosh.

51 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

In a state full of repugnant pieces of shit, this guy might be the worst.

 

This isn't satire?

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4 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Things are going great. 

 

This is actually fucking insane. The producers should have gotten involved I cannot fucking believe he said that on air. What an absolutely fucking vile piece of shit that guy is. 

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1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

Holy shit that was incredible

It's really astonishing to see the FAFO-ism playing out in real time.  They're so used to hinting the quiet parts that they don't realize when they step over the line.  Oh well, bitch.  

5 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Things are going great. 

 

 

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11 minutes ago, immamac said:

This wasn't a threat. He straight up said im not voting for Trump unless he apologizes. This is a disaster scenario. 

 

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's really astonishing to see the FAFO-ism playing out in real time.  They're so used to hinting the quiet parts that they don't realize when they step over the line.  Oh well, bitch.  

And all of this Titanic level iceberg-smashing-into that we see increasing every day will not intrude into their social media or news choices.  They will be absolutely stunned when their boy does not win, and take to the streets because the election was stolled. 

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Just got back from Puerto Rico a week ago.  Such an awesome island and people.  They have lots of issues with their governance and debt, but it seems to stop at corruption, nothing tyrannical.  I would move there before back to Texas.

10 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Good lord, the ugliness is really spewing out in these final days.

EDIT: Hank beat me to it

Only going to get worse man.

21 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

I’m in Vegas that day for work.  I’ll bring my sticker.

1 minute ago, Goredho said:

Just got back from Puerto Rico a week ago.  Such an awesome island and people.  They have lots of issues with their governance and debt, but it seems to stop at corruption, nothing tyrannical.  I would move there before back to Texas.

Was there about a month ago. Wife said the same thing. Loved it. Always has been one of my favorite places and been going there since I was 5.

To the politics. What we are seeing is simple. They are so used to being bullies and saying shit behind closed doors. Now Trump empowered them to be racist asses and they cannot help it. Being on the defensive is hard when you are stupid.

11 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Things are going great. 

 

CNN gonna CNN.  I haven't watched anything on CNN for the last 7 or 8 years because they always had multiple segments every hour with opposing sides just trying to scream over the other.   Fuck that noise - I end up wanting to strangle the whole fucking lot of them.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I don’t understand the beeper comment 

It's a reference to the exploding Hezbollah beepers.

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2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

kicked him off. 

I still hate this god damn kumbaya bullshit, say he was kicked off for issuing a death threat (or anything that will not get you sued), don't pretend anyone decent can sit at a table with a deplorable.

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

It's a reference to the exploding Hamas beepers.

Hezbollah.

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

It's a reference to the exploding Hezbollah beepers.

Still don’t understand but that gives me enough for a competent googling. 

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Hezbollah.

Gesundheit 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Still don’t understand but that gives me enough for a competent googling. 

Israel killed a lot of Hezbollah operatives using their own beepers in a long con intel operation, deplorables loved that shit, it is a death threat.

1 minute ago, Hefeweizen said:

Gesundheit 

So wrong, on multiple levels.

15 minutes ago, immamac said:

This is actually fucking insane. The producers should have gotten involved I cannot fucking believe he said that on air. What an absolutely fucking vile piece of shit that guy is. 

I'm still fucking stunned while watching Monday night football. that dude actually said that. 

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Still don’t understand but that gives me enough for a competent googling. 

Well his name is Hasan hence is a terrorist whose beeper will explode.

Just stupid shit.

10 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

kicked him off. 

excellent. I hope they had security fucking escort his ass out the front door

36 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

 

mitin?! MITIN?! fucking hell, no mames pinche no sabo pendejo! Made me question the accuracy but yup, he said it.

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Abby Phillip's show is a shitshow every night. Giving MAGA Republicans a platform with equal speaking time in a panel discussion...disgraceful. CNN is deeply unserious and craves shock value to keep the lights on. 

 

 

 

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9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Still don’t understand but that gives me enough for a competent googling. 

It's kinda like Rex and friends in the DT. If you say one word critical of Israel, they accuse you of being a terrorist.

8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So wrong, on multiple levels.

Was ist los?  Ich werde jetzt nur auf Deutsch reden weil wir sind am Ende der Geschichte.

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