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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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2 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Wife voted for Trump. She already told me. 

Mistress said she wouldn’t fuck me after lunch if I voted for Kamala. I’m not making this up. 

Sounds like you need to get a new wife, mistress and friends. 

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1 minute ago, CTC2 said:

His response was “why do you make everything  political?”  

Oh how I wish vaccines were not political.

Hell I fondly remember hating Donald Trump used to a be a non-political stance many of my right wing friends shared.

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3 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Wife voted for Trump. She already told me. 

Mistress said she wouldn’t fuck me after lunch if I voted for Kamala. I’m not making this up. 

If abortions aren't legal, she has an excuse of getting pregnant and locking you in. 

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1 minute ago, CTC2 said:

“why do you make everything  political?”  

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26 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

After telling this Board for years I never voted Trump, I just voted Kamala and Allred. In ‘16 and ‘20 I didn’t vote. Now, I feel unclean after voting Dem first time in my life. Someone talk me off the ledge I’m on. I cannot speak with my family or even wife about this. 

Hey... this was me in 2016 with Hillary.  Straight ticket, no questions asked R prior to that.  Now... blue wave, baby!

7 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Mistress said she wouldn’t fuck me after lunch if I voted for Kamala. I’m not making this up. 

I mean.....what kind of fucking idiot picks a MAGA for his mistress?

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Those are women you cheat ON, not cheat WITH.

 

 

 

 

Yes, I know this was a bit, I just wanted to post that awful pic.

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26 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

After telling this Board for years I never voted Trump, I just voted Kamala and Allred. In ‘16 and ‘20 I didn’t vote. Now, I feel unclean after voting Dem first time in my life. Someone talk me off the ledge I’m on. I cannot speak with my family or even wife about this. 

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Just now, Brisketexan said:

I mean.....what kind of fucking idiot picks a MAGA for his mistress?

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Those are women you cheat ON, not cheat WITH.

Is the lady on the left suffering from arthritis and is struggling with the WP sign?

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean.....what kind of fucking idiot picks a MAGA for his mistress?

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Those are women you cheat ON, not cheat WITH.

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21 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

A couple of weeks ago, I was on a large boat in FL.  The Captain mentioned to me that "Governor Newscum" has "driven CA into the ground" or somesuch.  I didn't want to get in a political argument on somebody else's boat, but I did mention to him that I've lived here over half a century, and still consider it to be pretty great.  He was shocked. 

Waiting to board my SWA flight from Denver back to SD and was speaking with an older couple from central Nebraska on their way out for Breeders Cup (their 20th!).  She makes the statement that California/San Diego is nice and all but she wasn’t sure about the people.

Me- “Not sure what you are referring to.  San Diegans are pretty chill.”  (her husband nods and utters a verbal “yup”)

Her - “It’s just all the homeless and people asking for money that I hear about.”

Me - “It’s an issue for sure.  They don’t die from exposure and I’m pretty sure that not all of them are originally from California.  Heck, I bet I can find a few from central Nebraska.”

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Just now, Rex Kramer said:

Oh for fuck’s sake, I was kidding. I’m not gonna advertise it but I don’t give a flying fuck who knows I voted Dem in the two most important elections. 

It was funnier thinking you had this hardcore MAGA mistress.

23 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

A couple of weeks ago, I was on a large boat in FL.  The Captain mentioned to me that "Governor Newscum" has "driven CA into the ground" or somesuch.  I didn't want to get in a political argument on somebody else's boat, but I did mention to him that I've lived here over half a century, and still consider it to be pretty great.  He was shocked. 

Went on a Salmon fishing day-trip in AK back in September, the week after Walz had been named as Harris' running mate.  There were six of us on the boat - the female guide/boat captain, my Dad and me, a couple in their late 60's from San Antonio, and a 90-yr-old codger from MA who liked to talk.  At some point in conversation, it came up that I was retired military, which apparently gave the codger the green light to ask a bunch of strangers what we all though of Walz's military service.  You could tell he expected the "hurr-durr stolen valor" answer, but before I could open my mouth to tell him to fuck off as politely as possible, the lady from SA piped up with "this boat is too small to have conversations like that."  The topic changed and the rest of the trip was great.

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4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

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This is the waking nightmare of servers everywhere!

12 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Wife voted for Trump. She already told me. 

Mistress said she wouldn’t fuck me after lunch if I voted for Kamala. I’m not making this up. 

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13 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Wife voted for Trump. She already told me. 

Mistress said she wouldn’t fuck me after lunch if I voted for Kamala. I’m not making this up. 

If this is all real and not a shitpost, I feel for you. Not a fun situation.

5 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Oh for fuck’s sake, I was kidding. I’m not gonna advertise it but I don’t give a flying fuck who knows I voted Dem in the two most important elections. 

Honestly, I'm a little disappointed to find out you were joking. 

 

1 hour ago, G650 said:

WTF is Kalashi

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Just dropped off a ballot in AZ.  Had to walk through a phalanx of Trump supporters tailgating the parking with flags flying.  Fucking sad and pathetic. 

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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I need to watch the White Lotus again.  Both for Jennifer Coolidge as well as Aubrey.

7 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Waiting to board my SWA flight from Denver back to SD and was speaking with an older couple from central Nebraska on their way out for Breeders Cup (their 20th!).  She makes the statement that California/San Diego is nice and all but she wasn’t sure about the people.

Me- “Not sure what you are referring to.  San Diegans are pretty chill.”  (her husband nods and utters a verbal “yup”)

Her - “It’s just all the homeless and people asking for money that I hear about.”

Me - “It’s an issue for sure.  They don’t die from exposure and I’m pretty sure that not all of them are originally from California.  Heck, I bet I can find a few from central Nebraska.”

/record scratch 

Oh yeah...Del Mar homeless.  

 

(I've never seen a homeless person in Del Mar).

Also, there's a plainwrap 747 parked at SAN.  Transported horses from Dubai for the Breeder's. 

4 minutes ago, Jatrain said:

Just dropped off a ballot in AZ.  Had to walk through a phalanx of Trump supporters tailgating the parking with flags flying.  Fucking sad and pathetic. 

Weirdly I have seen none of this in central Texas this year. It was all over the place in 2020.

14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean.....what kind of fucking idiot picks a MAGA for his mistress?

 

I agree.  But are we kink shaming now?

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Not happening.

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Well that's not good for my copium

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Not a chance in hell Trump wins the popular vote.

15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean.....what kind of fucking idiot picks a MAGA for his mistress?

t-trump-mar-a-lago-opener.jpg

Those are women you cheat ON, not cheat WITH.

 

 

 

 

Yes, I know this was a bit, I just wanted to post that awful pic.

4,1,2,3

going to go throw up now

35 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

After telling this Board for years I never voted Trump, I just voted Kamala and Allred. In ‘16 and ‘20 I didn’t vote. Now, I feel unclean after voting Dem first time in my life. Someone talk me off the ledge I’m on. I cannot speak with my family or even wife about this. 

You can’t talk to your wife about how you voted? Sounds like a real healthy relationship 

5 hours ago, Pancho said:

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Even, look up.  Look at me in the eyes.  Right here.....

Fuck you, you incel pussy.  Too bad your "dad" is the unlucky bastard that won the process of elimination by not being the guy that day whose spooge didn't end up on the mattress instead of in your mom.  Otherwise, you'd have a better father figure instead of some asshole on a podcast.

12 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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Just like the last election following the polls is an endless series of this bit from the Simpsons:

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3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Well that's not good for my copium

Even entertaining him winning the popular vote is a waste of your time. 

Don't waste your time on that, because it's too stupid to talk anyone down from. 

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18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean.....what kind of fucking idiot picks a MAGA for his mistress?

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3 minutes ago, tx ind said:

4,1,2,3

going to go throw up now

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42 minutes ago, South Austin said:

That's where you're doing it wrong.  Tell your wife you voted for Kamala and the odds are very high that she'll give you your first blowjob in years.

 

25 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Wife voted for Trump. She already told me. 

I see.  Well, tell her anyway and maybe she'll peg you.  We won't judge.

29 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Any idea why AZ and NV are lagging on % of women?

Unlike most places, Nevada actually has a slight majority of men. The voting population tends to be essentially evenly split. a 2% edge for women would be pretty big if true and if it holds. 

That’s actually an improvement. 

3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Too bad your "dad" is the unlucky bastard that won the process of elimination by not being the guy that day whose spooge didn't end up on the mattress instead of in your mom.  Otherwise, you'd have a better father figure instead of some asshole on a podcast.

Well, if we're being technical, he wouldn't exist otherwise.

8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

 

The only ones cheating and working to steal an election is Trump and his MAGA buddies. Period!

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


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That's terrifying.  

somebody several pages back posted an interview with Mayor Pete.  Now I can't find it.  Can somebody repost? 

20 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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The gays don't want to have sex with you, JD.  Even though you kept hitting them up on Grindr

23 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Oh for fuck’s sake, I was kidding. I’m not gonna advertise it but I don’t give a flying fuck who knows I voted Dem in the two most important elections. 

rex voting blue? what in the ever loving fuck did i just read

52 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

After telling this Board for years I never voted Trump, I just voted Kamala and Allred. In ‘16 and ‘20 I didn’t vote. Now, I feel unclean after voting Dem first time in my life. Someone talk me off the ledge I’m on. I cannot speak with my family or even wife about this. 

proud of you, lol

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Normally I would chalk this up to Trump being a lying sack of shit ...because, you know, he is.  But, in this case, there is a non-zero chance that he legit doesn't know that Obama Care and the ACA are the same thing.

r/facepalm - Today vs. the last decade of his posts

17 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

AtlasIntel was one of the best 2020 pollsters?!?

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

somebody several pages back posted an interview with Mayor Pete.  Now I can't find it.  Can somebody repost? 

 

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