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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Appreciate all your polling commentary throughout this. I think I speak for a lot of us that it kept us sane through this rollercoaster. Thank you!

 

 

Well, sane-ish.

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Just now, Jiggy-Z said:

Gonna be a long day.

I encourage you all to do the following between now and 6pm est: 

Take a nap

Go work out or something to calm yourself down 

Get your snacks (and alcohol) ahead of time 

Charge your devices to max 

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:


+1. Js1 the easy MVP of this thread.

Well the MVP of fall camp at least. 

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2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


+1. Js1 the easy MVP of this thread.

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IS HE LOSING YET?

WHERE IS THE MAGIC BOARD???

START THE GOD DAMNED COUNT!!!

34 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Ummmm, it is election day.  Election day in NYC started at 6 AM EST.  Why is the election day thread still locked?

Because there aren’t shit for results yet. 
 

unrelated, but waking up and it’s pouring down rain in Houston. How is the weather looking in the battleground states and big cities?

26 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

We’re in a position of hoping she’s not faking it.  Unfortunately I’ve known a lot of women in my days, and they ALL fake it. 

Sounds like a you problem. 😂

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I encourage you all to do the following between now and 6pm est: 

Take a nap

Go work out or something to calm yourself down 

Get your snacks (and alcohol) ahead of time 

Charge your devices to max 

Going to the gym in a bit, the shit part of that is where I live, it will be filled with Maga idiots that are also excited.  The upside will be tomorrow, when they no show.  

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115k votes in the first hour in Philly. They gotta show up big and that’s really good. 

Just now, Js1 said:

115k votes in the first hour in Philly. They gotta show up big and that’s really good. 

How does that pace break down minute by minute to 2020? JK

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Because there aren’t shit for results yet. 
 

unrelated, but waking up and it’s pouring down rain in Houston. How is the weather looking in the battleground states and big cities?

Hopefully the Rogan bros see the rain and think “oh well, he’s gonna win Texas anyway.” And stay home

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70s overcast and windy in Detroit-ish. It's a beautiful day for keeping democracy alive. 

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Because there aren’t shit for results yet. 
 

unrelated, but waking up and it’s pouring down rain in Houston. How is the weather looking in the battleground states and big cities?

Absolutely stellar day in NYC. I know, we are not a battleground.  But fuck it. 

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Because there aren’t shit for results yet. 
 

unrelated, but waking up and it’s pouring down rain in Houston. How is the weather looking in the battleground states and big cities?

Atlanta, 63 degrees with some light morning drizzle, warming to 70 and sunny.  In other words, in an hour a chamber of commerce day, no excuses.  

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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

How does that pace break down minute by minute to 2020? JK

It does look like yesterday’s PA mail updated this morning. 419k (D-R) and hit 507k with the indies (if they split 70-30) 

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1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Hopefully the Rogan bros see the rain and think “oh well, he’s gonna win Texas anyway.” And stay home

Yep. Women are going to crawl through broken glass in hell to vote today, regardless of weather. The voters Trump needs to turn out are gonna see rain and lines and just fire up a bowl and play COD instead 

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Because there aren’t shit for results yet. 
 

unrelated, but waking up and it’s pouring down rain in Houston. How is the weather looking in the battleground states and big cities?

San Antonio should be good after a ton of rain last night. Reports of 1-3 inches of rain last night.

 

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

It does look like yesterday’s PA mail updated this morning. 419k (D-R) and hit 507k with the indies (if they split 70-30) 

Blew through that fucking firewall, yeah?

17 minutes ago, Js1 said:

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Oh you’ll need a good punishing alright 

1 minute ago, Slacks said:

You're

If they could read they wouldn't be working nights.

Pretty gray rainy morning in Dallas but it’s supposed to clear up. Put on a happy smile.

Just now, Js1 said:

gonna see rain and lines and just fire up a bowl and play COD instead 

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19 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Well my brothers and sisters, it’s been a hell of a ride with y’all. Let’s see what happens today. 

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It has been an honor, Sir.

Also: what is the point of being a bougie East Coast asshole if I don’t get to cut the line and slip the velvet rope early?  It’s like you people don’t know the order of things. 

1 hour ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

My dog doesn’t give a fuck. 

My dog and my son are both refusing to get up this morning. Struggle is real.

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Bernie Marcus, Republican mega donor is dead.  Hopefully the sumbitch didn't get to vote.  In other positive news, I'm on the board in the Death Pool.  

Good omen my friends!

47 minutes ago, quigley said:

I finally got around to reading the Des Moines Register article.

The BIG difference between Selzer is that she got 808 respondents from only 1038 calls. This is an UNBELIEVABLE response rate. NYT/Siena reported 2.5% response rate.

15 - 20% would be amazing, but she's getting 80% ??? Amazing if true. Leaves me wondering what makes her dial sheet so much better than everyone else's.

She's called them before.

Let's fucking do this.  After this is over, ride to the sound of the baby back ribs jingle.

Until then, fuck Donald Trump:

 

48 minutes ago, quigley said:

I finally got around to reading the Des Moines Register article.

The BIG difference between Selzer is that she got 808 respondents from only 1038 calls. This is an UNBELIEVABLE response rate. NYT/Siena reported 2.5% response rate.

15 - 20% would be amazing, but she's getting 80% ??? Amazing if true. Leaves me wondering what makes her dial sheet so much better than everyone else's.

Her polling is also expensive af, which is why she only dropped 3 general election polls in 5 months.

 

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8 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

If they could read they wouldn't be working nights.

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Jonathan Martin (Politico) was on MSNBC and said he’s heard of similar private polling in Iowa that’s not far off from Selzer.

 

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Hey guys, anyone got any extra hopium lying around?  I think I’m building up a tolerance.

53 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Ummmm, it is election day.  Election day in NYC started at 6 AM EST.  Why is the election day thread still locked?

It will open once results start to roll in

53 minutes ago, quigley said:

I finally got around to reading the Des Moines Register article.

The BIG difference between Selzer is that she got 808 respondents from only 1038 calls. This is an UNBELIEVABLE response rate. NYT/Siena reported 2.5% response rate.

15 - 20% would be amazing, but she's getting 80% ??? Amazing if true. Leaves me wondering what makes her dial sheet so much better than everyone else's.

Also, remember those polls that showed Harris winning by like 15 points with people who have already voted?  Everyone kind of blew those off but if the Iowa poll is right, that explains those polls and those polls might be right.

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Also, remember those polls that showed Harris winning by like 15 points with people who have already voted?  Everyone kind of blew those off but if the Iowa poll is right, that explains those polls and those polls might be right.

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What is on your election day playlist? I'm going to start with some Dead Milkmen 

 

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

It will open once results start to roll in

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3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Its a great day to be an American. Go exercise your rights today. 

I'll see you all at Chilis tomorrow. 

If Kamala wins are we renting out an entire chili's for the tight end dinner?

Working on a project with a far east contractor and they picked TONIGHT AT 7PM for our kickoff call.

Dunno if I’m pissed or thankful for another hour of distraction.

4 minutes ago, texasdago said:

What is on your election day playlist? I'm going to start with some Dead Milkmen 

 


vote or die muthafuckas

1 hour ago, Clintonaldo said:

I’m going to be honest. Night shift sucked last night.  

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I wasn’t going to write pages of posts about three white people in New Hampshire.  

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Its a great day to be an American. Go exercise your rights today. 

I'll see you all at Chilis tomorrow. 

immamac channeling his best Tom Hanks from SPR.

"I'll see you on the beach."

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