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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Cambria County, PA extends voting until 10pm due to technical issues with machines 

Went for dotard big time in 2020.  ELCETION FRAud!!!!!!!!

purportedly Philly  Let'sa Go!

 

44 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

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I don't think so. I thought it was urinal cake or some other more prominent name, but honestly I could be totally wrong. 

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I will be the founder of the Church of Selzer if she called this 

 

25 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

On the other hand, I have a message thread with a bunch of high school friends.  Three of them are hard core Southern Baptists.  One was a preacher, another a preacher's son, the last is currently a deacon. 

Preacher has been convinced that the sheep have lost their way entirely and is spitting mad.  He also has three daughters who've worked on him.  I sent him free Harris and Allred signs and he put them in his yard...in Azle.  That's like the school punching bag putting a "Kick Me!" sign on his own back.  He gives zero fucks.  He's voting D up and down the ballot until the party ejects that fucking guy.

Deacon has also seen the light after his wife's posts lightly questioning tfg's attitudes towards women were gang piled by other members of his church he thought were sane.  He's been converted. 

Once the scales came off their eyes they were able to see the many and varied offenses of that fucking guy and have become vocal opponents within their communities.  I'm sure that's cost them some friends, but they believe they're on the side of right.  

Preacher's son has remained conspicuously quiet on the thread.  

2/3 conversion rate works for me. 

Better late than never. But it’s astounding that people whose career is based on promoting the morality of humankind, truth, selflessness, and watching out for that anti-christ haven’t wholly rejected trumpism from the beginning.

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

The one that amazed me is a Texan, usually liberal, but so scared of the border is going for trump.

Yet when Trump was the President they spent the whole 2018 election saying there was a crisis on the border. Elect Cruz and he and Trump will save it.

We did and yet there still a crisis at the border. Supposedly anyway.

1 minute ago, GenXer said:

Better late than never. But it’s astounding that people whose career is based on promoting the morality of humankind, truth, selflessness, and watching out for that anti-christ haven’t wholly rejected trumpism from the beginning.

Indeed, many are actively promoting him from the pulpit. Very disillusioning for me.

12 minutes ago, mdmost said:

It won't be called but that fuckface will try to declare victory regardless the second any returns go his way. 

This is absolutely going to happen. I'm more concerned about this then the actual result. 

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Yet when Trump was the President they spent the whole 2018 election saying there was a crisis on the border. Elect Cruz and he and Trump will save it.

We did and yet there still a crisis at the border. Supposedly anyway.

Those 2018 caravans are getting closer and closer

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4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I will be the founder of the Church of Selzer if she called this 

 

I'm prepared to take her as my lord and savior

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Cambria County, PA extends voting until 10pm due to technical issues with machines 

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3 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Better late than never. But it’s astounding that people whose career is based on promoting the morality of humankind, truth, selflessness, and watching out for that anti-christ haven’t wholly rejected trumpism from the beginning.

Evangelical southern Christianity has not just aligned with, but USED "RELIGION" TO SUPPORT the following things:

Slavery

Jim Crow

Anti-miscegenation laws

Segregation

Banning women from the pulpit

Trumpism

 

If there's a "WRONG FUCKING SIDE OF HISTORY" Hall of Fame, evangelical southern Christianity gets its own fucking wing.

And their response is always "ok we got that wrong, but that DOES NOT REFLECT AT ALL ON US OR CHRISTIANITY, but don't worry we will get it right going forward."

And then they promptly get it wrong again.

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

@immamac change the FAFO image from gritty to Chili's logo for today?

Absolutely not. Do not fuck with Philly on today of all days.

 

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Yet when Trump was the President they spent the whole 2018 election saying there was a crisis on the border. Elect Cruz and he and Trump will save it.
We did and yet there still a crisis at the border. Supposedly anyway.

30 years of bullshit in Texas under the GOP and every election they blame democrats and say they will fix it. The republicans in this state are fucking stupid.
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14 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

20 minute wait here in Tulsa to vote in person.  Oklahoma has early voting really clamped down.  Only four days and only two sites.  Two hour wait times were common.

Biggest turnout the precinct workers have ever seen, they ran out of "I voted" stickers at 10:30am.  He said there was already a line to vote when they opened at 7am.

Several olds, but a lot of younger voters, more than I've ever seen, and some smoking hot, blue-wearing women.  Mrs. TeeDubya was with me, so I wasn't going ask if they needed their ballot box stuffed.

I wanted to vote early, but just could not afford to wait 2-3 hours at the one early voting location last week.  I figured that it would be much quicker to wait until today and go vote at my local polling station in Glenpool.  Still had a 1 hour wait in line today. 

Turnout is nuts. 

10 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Better late than never. But it’s astounding that people whose career is based on promoting the morality of humankind, truth, selflessness, and watching out for that anti-christ haven’t wholly rejected trumpism from the beginning.

You and me both brother.  My cousin's husband is an SBC preacher way out in West Texas.  I've been trying to convert him for years.  Whenever I bring up any of the many varied and problematic outright contradictions of tfg, his pat response is "God works in mysterious ways, still voting for tfg." On occasion I'll get "He may yet be redeemed."  It's very difficult to argue with "God" and come out on top.  So maybe my conversation rate is closer to 2/4.  Still, it hasn't been for lack of trying. 

ok, I know I missed it somewhere around page 1050-1100 of this thread but what is the origin of Chilis on Wednesday?

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13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I will be the founder of the Church of Selzer if she called this 

 

Fucking queen.

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

You don't say.

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7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Evangelical southern Christianity has not just aligned with, but USED "RELIGION" TO SUPPORT the following things:

Slavery

Jim Crow

Anti-miscegenation laws

Segregation

Banning women from the pulpit

Trumpism

 

If there's a "WRONG FUCKING SIDE OF HISTORY" Hall of Fame, evangelical southern Christianity gets its own fucking wing.

I have made this observation to my SBC peers more than once.  They really get uncomfortable when I do.  And I relish it.

CNN with the "for context" 🤣

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7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@immamac change the FAFO image from gritty to Chili's logo for today?

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

Texts from a number with the Russian country code?

1 minute ago, wood said:

Wait ... there's a boat in this pic?

You guys keep misspelling "butt" and yes there is one. 

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4 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

You and me both brother.  My cousin's husband is an SBC preacher way out in West Texas.  I've been trying to convert him for years.  Whenever I bring up any of the many varied and problematic outright contradictions of tfg, his pat response is "God works in mysterious ways, still voting for tfg." On occasion I'll get "He may yet be redeemed."  It's very difficult to argue with "God" and come out on top.  So maybe my conversation rate is closer to 2/4.  Still, it hasn't been for lack of trying. 

Sure, but wait until he is redeemed to vote for him.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

Seriously. I was thinking about this yesterday. If Trump loses a close one, he should probably start interviewing bodyguards. But Mamala's winning this thing bigly.

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4 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

CNN with the "for context" 🤣

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Ashley Babbit sure as fuck is non-violent these days.

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Sure, but wait until he is redeemed to vote for him.

This would make waaaaaaayyyyy too damn much sense.  

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

@BamaATL

Just read that Georgia is expect 1.2m as a baseline for today, instead of the ceiling 

Not surprised, I project a total of between 5.4 million and 5.7 million in the prediction thread and went with 5.7.  Basically, I think we will get between those.  Gwinnett County (Metro Atlanta Dem stronghold) was 30k over before noon today.  

1 minute ago, Born to Run said:

Ashley Babbit sure as fuck is non-violent these days.

But I don't think she's going to take this lying down . . . [checks notes] . . . so yeah, scratch that, she will be taking this lying down.

Has Paxton filed an emergency lawsuit to bring back poll taxes in Georgia and PA?

5 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

You and me both brother.  My cousin's husband is an SBC preacher way out in West Texas.  I've been trying to convert him for years.  Whenever I bring up any of the many varied and problematic outright contradictions of tfg, his pat response is "God works in mysterious ways, still voting for tfg." On occasion I'll get "He may yet be redeemed."  It's very difficult to argue with "God" and come out on top.  So maybe my conversation rate is closer to 2/4.  Still, it hasn't been for lack of trying. 

Yet they expect people to believe in a sky santa that has shown zero evidence of existence because faith. Meanwhile, countless examples of anti-christian behavior by dotard gets a pass because mysterious ways.

Religion is a garbage ass waste of time.

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My wife’s ex-husband (a cop), his parents, and my FIL are all stalwart Rs. All voted D for the first time ever without any coaxing. Supposedly it was out of consideration for the two daughters/granddaughters.

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