Urban Meyer suspended first 3 games

[Gene Parmesan 3951]

1 hour ago, Stella Link said:

As many have said here, this could be a Title IX violation, even thought it didn't directly involve any students, per se.  We'll find out later today "if" or how this was reported to department heads and administrators.  If nothing is said about how this was reported, tOSU administrators will have a lot of 'splainin' to do. 

Yeah but Title IX is not under the umbrella of the NCAA, or is it?.  That's the federal governments jurisdiction.

[Dewey 3266]

Probably an intense game of Uno

[NeverMarryAStripper 21765]

That's where the trash goes out

[Loco 3752]

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

The Trustees are going to have a surprise party for Urban!  How nice!

or beat the crap out of her...  because, you know, they are OK with that sort of thing.

[South Austin 51409]

2 minutes ago, Loco said:

or beat the crap out of her...  because, you know, they are OK with that sort of thing.

As long as it's reported through the proper channels. 

[EastTexan 662]

2 hours ago, BERT said:

Randolph Scott??

Scott's toilet paper.

[HeyMcFly 143]

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

As long as it's reported through the proper channels. 

it's okay if charges were never filed iirc

[Magus Ossis 2737]

9 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That's where the trash goes out

Or, some places, is delivered.

[C-Man 26535]

Has Urban's contract extension been announced yet?

[Loco 3752]

5 minutes ago, HeyMcFly said:

it's okay if charges were never filed iirc

Just don't lie about it

[PittsburghTiger 6049]

Gameday is going to be announced for the Bucks vs. State Pen.

[BERT 4305]

Just now, Loco said:

Just don't lie about it

You misspelled misremember 

[BurntOrangeCrush 1004]

7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Has Urban's contract extension been announced yet?

I think they will wait until after he and Shelley make it clear later today that that they care about women is their first priority and that Urban really really really is against domestic violence 

Edited August 22, 2018 by BurntOrangeCrush

[Dr Fear 1264]

 

[Neonmoon 38126]

Are they somehow going to explain how Zack Smith wasn’t fired after 2015?  

[Parliament 13979]

"Bob Evans Breakfast Buffet for Life" as long as ole Urb wears his "Bob Evans Suspension Suspenders"

🤣🤣🤣

Now God dammit come on. Bob Evan's has kickass pancakes, but they do NOT have a buffet. Don't be an ass.

 

[The Gimp 343]

Probably everybody just sitting around the table taking turns with their personal story of the time they had to slap a bitch.

[Trey3216 15298]

5 minutes ago, The Gimp said:

Probably everybody just sitting around the table taking turns with their personal story of the time they had to slap a bitch.

 

5 minutes ago, The Gimp said:

Probably everybody just sitting around the table taking turns with their personal story of the time they had to slap a bitch.

You can say that again 

[clapclapclap 8998]

Lulz, I'm actually picturing you at that discussion table.

Edited August 22, 2018 by clapclapclap

[HeyMcFly 143]

6 minutes ago, The Gimp said:

Probably everybody just sitting around the table taking turns with their personal story of the time they had to slap a bitch.

 

6 minutes ago, The Gimp said:

Probably everybody just sitting around the table taking turns with their personal story of the time they had to slap a bitch.

so nice say it twice.

[Cairn Horn88 8034]

14 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

 

That was the Domino Pizza delivery guy.....gzzzzzzzz.

[BERT 4305]

6 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Ernie is gay and self centered, Urban is an asshole, Cookie needs a clinic, Bird hallucinates, that douche bag Count won't stop with his numbers bullshit and Oscar is a dick. Is it any wonder that I'm often frustrated?

Oh yeah, we all knew Urban was skating on this shit.

God Damnit, I told you that was a secret!! 

[HeyMcFly 143]

2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

That was the Domino Pizza delivery guy.....gzzzzzzzz.

i saw a picture of the pizza, it looks like they go to costco, buy red baron in bulk and resell it.

Edited August 22, 2018 by HeyMcFly

[Cairn Horn88 8034]

12 minutes ago, The Gimp said:

Probably everybody just sitting around the table taking turns with their personal story of the time they had to slap a bitch.

Bingo!

[Beau Vine 53625]

3 minutes ago, HeyMcFly said:

i saw a picture of the pizza, it looks like they go to costco, buy red baron in bulk and resell it.

Those people put chili on spaghetti, so what do you expect?

[Trey3216 15298]

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Those people put chili on spaghetti, so what do you expect?

No, they put what they say is chili on spaghetti.  It's neither chili, nor meat sauce.  It's some fucked off mix of the two.  

[Shmitty 112]

1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

No, they put what they say is chili on spaghetti.  It's neither chili, nor meat sauce.  It's some fucked off mix of the two.  

and they top it off with cheese, onions and crackers.  

[Rockethorn1978 6059]

1 hour ago, Dr Fear said:

I just can't get over this damn loading dock.  So Urban's wife walks up and the cop slowly lowers down the lift and brings her up?

 

 

I want Pete Thamel job. I wanna stand and take pics of 3 fat cops and a loading dock all day, tweet about nothing and get paid. Fucking Amazing.

[HeyMcFly 143]

Just now, Shmitty said:

and they top it off with cheese, onions and crackers.  

sounds like some shit a crackhead version of buddy the elf would come up with.

[pops 6946]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I want Pete Thamel job. I wanna stand and take pics of 3 fat cops and a loading dock all day, tweet about nothing and get paid. Fucking Amazing.

More than Mack did his last couple years in Austin, so I guess there's that.  

[Rockethorn1978 6059]

1 minute ago, pops said:

More than Mack did his last couple years in Austin, so I guess there's that.  

Damn sorry I offended you Pete. I didn't know you posted on Surly.

[honolulu horn 6048]

"So then I told them I followed proper protocol!"

['stache 21489]

Has Urban's contract extension been announced yet?

5 years instead of 6, as a punishment

[You don't know me 1161]

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

5 years instead of 6, as a punishment

Same total contract value, though. 

[TexasEx 1660]

1 hour ago, Dr Fear said:

I just can't get over this damn loading dock.  So Urban's wife walks up and the cop slowly lowers down the lift and brings her up?

 

 

 There was another video on Twitter/ESPN.  She walked up a hidden staircase off to the right side.  What am I doing with my life.  

[APEX 63]

38 minutes ago, Shmitty said:

and they top it off with cheese, onions and crackers.  

and beans which make it 5-ways (spaghetti, chili, cheese, onion and beans).  It's not good.

[SHOOTER12 8766]

56 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

 

You can say that again 

So, Corch did pop-a-bitch?

[clapclapclap 8998]

12 minutes ago, APEX said:

and beans which make it 5-ways (spaghetti, chili, cheese, onion and beans).  It's not good.

And they put cinnamon in their 'chili'....

[El Squared 1792]

UM will be “cleared” of any official wrongdoing*.

Its  too hard to prove that ZS was involved with domestic violence- after all he could have beat her while they were out of the country .

Ordering pizza was for UM’s after party.

 

Edited August 22, 2018 by El Squared

[SizzleChest 8030]

Loading dock is 2018's Blue shed.

Edited August 22, 2018 by SizzleChest

[Machinator 32097]

 

[Bogeywon 2518]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

LMAO! Did nothing wrong ok. Keeping a women abuser on your staff knowingly... nothing wrong! Nothing to see here guys move on

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

Will Brett drop another bomb?

[Beau Vine 53625]

Drake gonna find out who's more powerful at tOSU.  And it's not Drake.

[Katfid54 8575]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Drake gonna find out who's more powerful at tOSU.  And it's not Drake.

That would have me so in my feelings if I were him.

[TheFlagship 432]

What a clown show. 

[Goodman 3271]

8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

So this is what they are going to say for everyone to save face, brilliant. The BoT wont be touched by the media and if they are, no one will care.

Edited August 22, 2018 by Goodman

[MonkeyDoughnut 9944]

Will wait for the followup question  ..."So if he/tOSU did nothing wrong, why was Zach Smith fired a couple weeks ago?"

[TexasEx 1660]

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Will wait for the followup question  ..."So if he/tOSU did nothing wrong, why was Zach Smith fired a couple weeks ago?"

"Because Zach Smith was found to have violated school policy.  It's his fault.  Not that of our god and savio...   erm... Coach Meyer."  

[Wishbone 4716]

9 minutes ago, Bogeywon said:

LMAO! Did nothing wrong ok. Keeping a women abuser on your staff knowingly... nothing wrong! Nothing to see here guys move on

Yeah, nowadays there’s nothing wrong with lying. Even when you’re caught at it, apparently.