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2 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

$70 net

Thank god there are payday loan companies and pawn shops next to every base. Anyone want to open up a Army Surplus store? 

Never forget, after a long deployment you can get a new car. 

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Posted
13 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I mean if she's the caboose in a three-person human centipede and I'm hitting her from behind, maybe, just maybe, I could get into it.

(I'm afraid I might've said too much.)

With your fist?  Maybe both fists? 😬😬

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1 minute ago, Derka said:

 

We ought to ask the Supreme Court if murder is considered an official act of President of the United States.

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Just now, Macanudo said:

We ought to ask the Supreme Court if murder is considered an official act of President of the United States.

Don't ask a question that (1) you don't want the answer to, and (2) they've already answered.

This is exactly the perilous road many folks around here discussed when SCOTUS issued its "the President has absolute immunity for everything he does" decision.  All he has to do is make any act he takes be colorably within the scope of his duties (and hey, "execution and enforcement of our laws" sounds pretty colorable), and he has absolute immunity.  Seriously.  Even if the basis is on the "outer perimeter" of his powers, he has a presumption of immunity, and the only way it can be overcome is to show that the act was purely (as in entirely, 100%) private in nature.  But because functionally everything the POTUS does, outside of golfing, is at least tangentially within the scope of his powers and duties, that exception is meaningless.

So, all we need is an internal memo declaring Macanudo to be an active terrorist threat against the United States, he sends a Hellfire missile into your AMC Pacer as you're driving the Sonic one day, and he has 100%, complete and total immunity.  Note that the designation of you as a terrorist doesn't have to be accurate. It really doesn't even have to be rational or defensible.  The very act of designating you as such is a discretionary call within the scope of his duties, and thus....total immunity.  Ironically, if he ordered you arrested, you'd have some protections: writ of habeas corpus, all that stuff.  But if he just skips all that, and kills you....he is worry-free.  He has total immunity.

This is the end-game.  The president has the power to kill anyone -- and that necessarily means EVERYONE -- and he is not answerable for that at all.

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1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

Geez, man.  It was rhetorical.  

And I drive an AMC Gremlin I'll have you know.  

Just don't let the registration lapse, or else.....you get a Hellfire missile.  EVERYONE gets a Hellfire missile!

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8 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

My Yugo is untraceable. 

Tito* knows where you are.

 

* Yes, I realize Tito died 4 years before the Yugo was introduced in the U.S. and he is, indeed, still dead.  Just like Generalissimo Franco.

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1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

Tito* knows where you are.

 

* Yes, I realize Tito died 4 years before the Yugo was introduced in the U.S. and he is, indeed, still dead.  Just like Generalissimo Franco.

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4 hours ago, 'stache said:

OMFG, is this real? Please tell me this isn't what it's going to look like, please?!?!?! It's the most expensive version of every white trash midtown home expansion done as cheaply as possible and looks like complete dogsnit. Might as well put a street facing garage door as the main focal point from the street. 

it looks better in the full context of the buildings around it.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

Man, I hope the next president knocks that fugly piece of shit down. 

sell swings for $100 each

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Trump won’t leave the WH. They will sue to let him run again since he didn’t serve consecutive terms. The Supreme Court will rule in his favor and he’ll be reelected due to massive voter infringement. 

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3 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Trump won’t leave the WH. They will sue to let him run again since he didn’t serve consecutive terms. The Supreme Court will rule in his favor and he’ll be reelected due to massive voter infringement. 

States will begin to secede and we will be off and running. 

It will be the dumbest thing ever. 

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