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1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

 

"Oh, that's just locker room hand signing.  You people are so dramatic."

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12 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

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That’s not the Chinese restaurant owner from Seinfeld 

The next person who interviews Elon, if they had any courage, would ask,

"So Elon, your salute to the crowd on inauguration day.  Would you like to go on the record as being a dumbass for not knowing that is a Nazi salute, or do you want go on record as that being a Nazi salute?"

 

EDIT-  I did leave out a door number 3 in that question ....or "do you want to go on record as being autistic?"

 

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16 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

And of course he does in the most awkward, uncoordinated, tarded way possible

The dramatic biting of his lower lip is the chef’s kiss and underscores his dorkish malignancy.

6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

The next person who interviews Elon, if they had any courage, would ask,

"So Elon, your salute to the crowd on inauguration day.  Would you like to go on the record as being a dumbass for not knowing that is a Nazi salute, or do you want go on record as that being a Nazi salute?"

 

EDIT-  I did leave out a door number 3 in that question ....or "do you want to go on record as being autistic?"

 

He knows god damned well what that hand sign means.

 

 

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Unfuckingbelievable this cocksucker is back in Office.  JFC! 

11 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

That’s not the Chinese restaurant owner from Seinfeld 

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This is actually unbelievable. It's happening now at breakneck pace. If Trump doesn't condemn this at all (he won't), that really does mean we are in the end times. Motherfuck

welp, seig heil will be the #1 lead story on all of the national news

where's the DT crowd?  why aren't they up in here leopardsplaining to us what the deal is?

2 minutes ago, faps said:

This is actually unbelievable. It's happening now at breakneck pace. If Trump doesn't condemn this at all (he won't), that really does mean we are in the end times. Motherfuck

 

Just wait until tomorrow, where Musk will have a red armband with some kind of logo on his left bicep.    It will be dismissed as a "fashion statement".

 

Musk stealing the headlines has gotta burn Trump a little

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Just wait until tomorrow, where Musk will have a red armband with some kind of logo on his left bicep.    It will be dismissed as a "fashion statement".

 

"curious fashion statement" would be the wording.  

Elon is gonna be all the talk now, Dotard is gonna lose his shit.  

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

welp, seig heil will be the #1 lead story on all of the national news

 

No, it won't. 

2 hours ago, msbesq said:

I did not watch one second of that shitshow. I win.

Same except I just tried to flip on the local news for snowpocalyps updates and they're still on network coverage.  Didn't the swearing in happen at noon?

16 minutes ago, faps said:

This is actually unbelievable. It's happening now at breakneck pace. If Trump doesn't condemn this at all (he won't), that really does mean we are in the end times. Motherfuck

😂😂

25 minutes ago, faps said:

This is actually unbelievable. It's happening now at breakneck pace. If Trump doesn't condemn this at all (he won't), that really does mean we are in the end times. Motherfuck

A guy whose handle is "faps" with an avatar of a guy trying desperately not to fap, posting this brought legit lulz 

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Same except I just tried to flip on the local news for snowpocalyps updates and they're still on network coverage.  Didn't the swearing in happen at noon?

They have moved on to coverage of an indoor parade.

Can someone help me understand how an executive order renaming an international body of water works in practice? Will it just become something where fucking maps become a form of political virtue signaling? Will it spark a huge fight with apple and google over what term their map uses? My guess is that's what it's meant to do, just create another fucking wedge issue to distract from the fact that he's a complete fucking moron, a laughing stock in the international community, and that your fucking grocery prices aren't any better. 

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6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Can someone help me understand how an executive order renaming an international body of water works in practice? Will it just become something where fucking maps become a form of political virtue signaling? Will it spark a huge fight with apple and google over what term their map uses? My guess is that's what it's meant to do, just create another fucking wedge issue to distract from the fact that he's a complete fucking moron, a laughing stock in the international community, and that your fucking grocery prices aren't any better. 

It's completely meaningless and anyone who calls the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America immediately identifies themselves as an abject moron.

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LMAO. Gulag..... For assault in a Federal Police Officer.

42 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

welp, seig heil will be the #1 lead story on all of the national news

where's the DT crowd?  why aren't they up in here leopardsplaining to us what the deal is?

They’re probably frantically looking around the internet for a freeze frame where Kamala’s hand is in the air so they can both sides it.

46 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

welp, seig heil will be the #1 lead story on all of the national news

where's the DT crowd?  why aren't they up in here leopardsplaining to us what the deal is?

Because they are COWARDS who love being part of this death cult.

Vice President JD Vance...  God fucking dammit! 

4 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Because they are COWARDS who love being part of this death cult.

Shut up man. There are quite a few jumping on the 1 poster who tried to deflect this elon shit.

Fucking new yorkers.

5 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Vice President JD Vance...  God fucking dammit! 

You mean the couch fucker who said haitians were eating cats?

50 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

"curious fashion statement" would be the wording.  

And Susan Collins will furrow her brow

An indoor parade. Due to cold. Macy's parade is mocking them. When Macy's is tougher than you it is all over. You just plainly suck and are a wimp.

But maybe they could not find kid sized gloves.

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Added the blimp since we will be seeing more of it.

21 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

An indoor parade. Due to cold. Macy's parade is mocking them. When Macy's is tougher than you it is all over. You just plainly suck and are a wimp.

But maybe they could not find kid sized gloves.

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I went to the Macy’s parade on Thanksgiving break from UVA back in 84 or 85. I was the coldest I can ever remember being out there.  Miserable. 
 

 

 

csb

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"A bullet knocked off her hand." I expected him to say he understood since he got shot in the ear.

Firing freeze until people prove "capabilities".

All return to office.

Great time to be a recruiter in DC.

Saw someone say that Leon wasn't doing a nazi salute, he was "throwing his heart to the crowd and throwing it to outer space, which he believes is so important" 

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5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Why the fuck do they adore Baron so much? Smug little fuck.

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1 minute ago, twosheds said:

I can’t buy bacon?

No, hidden in the Middle East accords is we are all muslim now.

God, Religion, Love then Tariffs.

His four favorite words.

What church did he go to?

7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Good to know he’s fixing all of Biden’s mistakes with our withdrawal there. 

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

God, Religion, Love then Tariffs.

His four favorite words.

What church did he go to?

2 Corinthians 

14 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Why the fuck do they adore Baron so much? Smug little fuck.

Jackie Jr

54 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Vice President JD Vance...  God fucking dammit! 

Buckle up buttercup 

Actually beat two opponents. With one election. That’s historic.

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