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28 minutes ago, Underdog said:

 but their salsa sucks hind tit

This is just incorrect. Their salsa is perfect for their chips. Especially so for the multistacked chips stuck today.

33 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

I knew the family that founded Grandy’s. They have the rudest daughter.

How it’s going:

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he also had that miraculous healing head wound. and his minion killed the pope. i mean i'm not religious but...

 

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33 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

I knew the family that founded Grandy’s. They have the rudest daughter.

How it’s going:

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All he needs to do now is wear a blue turban and it's game over!

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Republican Congressman Has Full-Blown Meltdown Over Halal Restaurant | The  New Republic

 

2 hours ago, texas08 said:

Close minded fucks. Control freaks.

White vs brown/black. Don’t be blinded by these racist control freaks.

No one is trying to take your “white culture/cuisine” away.

No one gives a shit about hot dogs and burgers.

If these MAGA fuckers declare war on ethnic food and try to make us eat shit food there is gonna be blood in the streets.

11 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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Um...if you value our contribution to World War II so much then you should know the war did not end for us until August 15th 1945. May 8th is when it ended in Europe.

1 minute ago, Horn Dog said:

 

If these MAGA fuckers declare war on ethnic food and try to make us eat shit food there is gonna be blood in the streets.

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19 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

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I’m sure all of our veterans love being schooled by a draft dodger.  

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Have an Applebee's down the road from us and used to pickup an order of their queso as the wife loved it, last ate there on NYD a few years ago as we lost power at the house and AB had TVs to watch the games. 

Fan of the Chili's burger but their salsa sucks hind tit and we ate there on election night so no more going back. 

Chili's quesadilla explosion salad is legit.

Just now, Ghost of NMAS said:

I’m sure all of our veterans love being schooled by a draft dodger.  

Yeah. By an idiot who doesn't even know when World War II ended.

Seems like the French and British did most of the fighting in World War 1 and the Soviets in WW2. We had 116,000 deaths in World War I. France had 1.4 million. UK had almost 1 million. Battles of Verdun and the Somme happened before we even entered the war. I know Dotard is a well regarded historian but it's just different than what I've always heard.

Fake news and propaganda.  The US fought both WWI and WWII entirely alone.  Other countries only entered the war after it was apparent that the US had it won.

9 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Seems like the French and British did most of the fighting in World War 1 and the Soviets in WW2. We had 116,000 deaths in World War I. France had 1.4 million. UK had almost 1 million. Battles of Verdun and the Somme happened before we even entered the war. I know Dotard is a well regarded historian but it's just different than what I've always heard.

To be fair, of the countries that didn’t start World War II the Brits did most of the heavy lifting. 

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That turkey so white it told me that Candace Owens is "one of the good ones".
6 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

If there was a God the surely he would have struck this motherfucker dead. I think that pretty much answers that mystery….

If you were God would save a species that elected an Antichrist to the most powerful office on earth?  After all we were given, all the bounty and prosperity we chose to throw away?

We deserve our punishment.

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2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I had a college friend who lured me to Applebees because of their half priced appetizers. The cheese sticks are fucking green. I’ve dined there two or three times.

I ate at Chili’s once.

ONCE!

When my business travel took me into some shitty town at 9PM on a weeknight, seeing a Chili's sign was a good thing.  I knew that I could get a cold beer and a decent burger, and didn't have to try some local hit-or-miss greasy spoon. 

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Because we’re also racists and misogynists!

and totally dishonest! 
 

think of what a completely dishonest piece of shit someone has to be to vote for a Republican

 

48 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

An American citizen tells a high-ranking government official in completely appropriate (albeit direct) terms that she disapproves of the official’s work.  Official goes online and calls her constituents fat. 
 

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59 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

An American citizen tells a high-ranking government official in completely appropriate (albeit direct) terms that she disapproves of the official’s work.  Official goes online and calls her constituents fat. 
 

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Yea this never happened 

47 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

When my business travel took me into some shitty town at 9PM on a weeknight, seeing a Chili's sign was a good thing.  I knew that I could get a cold beer and a decent burger, and didn't have to try some local hit-or-miss greasy spoon. 

Old Timer with cheese is a legitimately good burger, not just “chain good.” 

5 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

I can actually feel my arteries clogging but my fuck that white sauce is good mixed in.

This you?

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1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

An American citizen tells a high-ranking government official in completely appropriate (albeit direct) terms that she disapproves of the official’s work.  Official goes online and calls her constituents fat. 
 

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People recognize Harmeet Dhillon?  People know who this is?

Also, nice job on that apostrophe.

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Ok, see…that’s one of the billion reasons I hate AI. The correct answer is “they couldn’t, because Neanderthals lived exclusively in the old world, and turkeys are from the new world/western hemisphere.” It can’t think more than one layer deep.
An American citizen tells a high-ranking government official in completely appropriate (albeit direct) terms that she disapproves of the official’s work.  Official goes online and calls her constituents fat. 
 
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All those fucking words to barely make any sense. That’s not how trolling works. What a god damn waste of bandwidth.
4 hours ago, Underdog said:

 

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I would eat the turkey from Christmas Vacation before I ate that abomination.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I was just in HEB and if egg prices are down it’s not by much.

Yeah...... also if Buccees gas is 2.50 a gallon then there isn't 1.98 out there.

13 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I would eat the turkey from Christmas Vacation before I ate that abomination.

Or the squirrel or fried pussy cat. 

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My daughter just told me that she is ok with only two barbies as long as we can still say 'Merry Christmas.'

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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i'd love to see trump try to pump his own gas

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1 minute ago, elfenix said:

i'd love to see trump try to pump his own gas

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18 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

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but the 'jerking two dicks' dance

25 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

All brown people deserve what she got Chad. Besides, the police were basically started to keep knee-grows in line back in the people working for free days. Only right they are allowed to continue the traditions with impunity. How dare you come on here with your liberal idealism. Go hug a tree. These heroes are just trying to get home.


Ok, see…that’s one of the billion reasons I hate AI. The correct answer is “they couldn’t, because Neanderthals lived exclusively in the old world, and turkeys are from the new world/western hemisphere.” It can’t think more than one layer deep.
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20 hours ago, speed817 said:

SMH....

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I’ll allow it with the caveat JD Vance has to visit immediately. 

All brown people deserve what she got Chad. Besides, the police were basically started to keep knee-grows in line back in the people working for free days. Only right they are allowed to continue the traditions with impunity. How dare you come on here with your liberal idealism. Go hug a tree. These heroes are just trying to get home.

You know, there’s no rage rep on tapa.

Harumph.
3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Ok, see…that’s one of the billion reasons I hate AI. The correct answer is “they couldn’t, because Neanderthals lived exclusively in the old world, and turkeys are from the new world/western hemisphere.” It can’t think more than one layer deep.

This is the natural history knowledge 98% of people lack, and probably why AI is so fucking dumb about it, and anything else requiring specialized knowledge. Great call-out.

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