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1 hour ago, Hookah Horns said:

Insane it took this long for anyone to lift a finger about this brazen bullshit. 

This ^ How can you sue a network for a TV show not ending like you would prefer? 

6 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

 

3 hours ago, usmc0331horn said:

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does elon have a black eye there? Lol

also, when people are on drugs, as the nazis were, they are capable of great rizz.

but that was a pre internet world. today we see all of Elon's bad days. and it's all of them

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15 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

This is fucking trash. I am so irritated with this shit.

I have a Venezuelan woman who works for me.  A hard worker.  Who came under asylum.  She is trying to get her resident paperwork ever since dotard was elected because she's afraid it'll all go away. 

She's like 60 years old.  Hard worker that does prep.  Always surprising with what did know (opera music and classical composers) but works at a restaurant because she and her family were targeted by the government...

Fucking trash

11 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Whenever you tell yourself that they can’t go any lower, just realize they’re still close to the ceiling and not anywhere close to the floor. 

 

Yeah, nobody thought it was Trump who wrote that sympathetic fake tweet when the news of Joe’s cancer broke. Trump is scum. 

Yup.  Look up Amtrak's web page for the project and it clearly asserts when the project was funded.  Trump is such an narcissistic baby.

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Fully funded by FRA Federal-State Partnership – NEC Grant Program (Awarded November 2023), State of Maryland, Amtrak

 

16 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Whenever you tell yourself that they can’t go any lower, just realize they’re still close to the ceiling and not anywhere close to the floor. 

 

"Hi Pope Leo, it's me, Bullneck.  Say, I was wondering if you could talk to the Big Guy about something.  Long, lingering, but excruciatingly painful cancer for a certain someone, and then at the end he dies but only after it's revealed the NIH was about a day away from publishing the Drs. Cheung, Martinez, Patel, and Muhammed clinical study that had the cure for that particular strain.  You're in?  Right on - I owe you a hoagie from Wawa."

7 hours ago, tchookem said:

What is it with Republicans and junkies?images (8).jpg

What, is that like a trend or something?

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19 hours ago, pacman said:

Which President normalizes online harassment and vitriol? Can't quite put my finger on it.

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Read the thread titles on this board.

The behavior is celebrated by plenty of internet warriors.

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Slorch, you are a true prince of false equivalency.

11 hours ago, GenXer said:


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Well shit, I like that one also. 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Well shit, I like that one also. 

Taco

19 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:
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ICE officers tossed two flash bangs to back the crowd off.

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He said the officers were looking at a computer and at employees.  Apparently they did not see whatever or whomever they were seeking.   

Instead, they took two employees, said Ametrano, because “they didn’t have a physical ID.”

 

 

 

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According to his public schedule, since his inauguration Trump has taken the PDB 14 times, or on average less than once a week, which is less often than his recent predecessors — including himself during his first term. An analysis of their public schedules during that same timeframe — from their inauguration through May during their first year in office — shows that former President Joe Biden received 90 PDBs; Trump received 55; and former President Barack Obama received 63. 

 

 

Yeah, what could possibly go wrong.

 

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One idea that has been discussed is to transform the PDB so it mirrors a Fox News broadcast, according to four of the people with direct knowledge of the discussions. Under that concept as it has been discussed, the national intelligence director’s office could hire a Fox News producer to produce it and one of the network’s personalities to present it; Trump, an avid Fox News viewer, could then watch the broadcast PDB whenever he wanted.

A new PDB could include not only graphics and pictures but also maps with animated representations of exploding bombs, similar to a video game, another one of the people with knowledge of the discussions said.

“The problem with Trump is that he doesn’t read,” said another people with direct knowledge of the PDB discussions. “He’s on broadcast all the time.”

 

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5 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Yeah, what could possibly go wrong.

 

 

JFC

 
 
According to his public schedule, since his inauguration Trump has taken the PDB 14 times, or on average less than once a week, which is less often than his recent predecessors — including himself during his first term. An analysis of their public schedules during that same timeframe — from their inauguration through May during their first year in office — shows that former President Joe Biden received 90 PDBs; Trump received 55; and former President Barack Obama received 63. 
 
 
Yeah, what could possibly go wrong.
 
One idea that has been discussed is to transform the PDB so it mirrors a Fox News broadcast, according to four of the people with direct knowledge of the discussions. Under that concept as it has been discussed, the national intelligence director’s office could hire a Fox News producer to produce it and one of the network’s personalities to present it; Trump, an avid Fox News viewer, could then watch the broadcast PDB whenever he wanted.
A new PDB could include not only graphics and pictures but also maps with animated representations of exploding bombs, similar to a video game, another one of the people with knowledge of the discussions said.
“The problem with Trump is that he doesn’t read,” said another people with direct knowledge of the PDB discussions. “He’s on broadcast all the time.”
 

We don’t really deserve to exist as a country anymore. Shit like this is really tough to process.

I know I'm tired of saying it, so I'm sure plenty of y'all are reading it, but just imagine if any Democratic president tried this..

 

We don’t really deserve to exist as a country anymore. Shit like this is really tough to process.

We are led by an autocrat who can only process information if it is presented to him by short video clips and cartoon characters.

The sentence I just wrote is 100% true. Jesus Tapdancing Fucking Christ.

We've known for years that Trump can't read. Americans love that about him. 

35 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Yeah, what could possibly go wrong.

 

 

They should throw in a taco bell commercial for the lulz

 

20 minutes ago, Red Five said:

 
We don’t really deserve to exist as a country anymore. 

Deserve’s got nothing to do with it 

18 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Let me guess: the Treasury is going to invest $1000 for every newborn (only those who have parents who are citizens of the United States, however) into Trump coin (or some other Trump affiliated financial vehicle).   What could possibly go wrong?

Never. Ending. Grift.

 

 

 

 

It's not a coincidence that Treasury announced this week that crypto could be considered for 401k plans as an asset.

25 minutes ago, Bookman said:

We've known for years that Trump can't read. Americans love that about him. 

User name checks out.

Also:  reading is for libtards.

4 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

Presidents' names and images should be removed from all such things.  Replace it with "your tax dollars at work".

1 minute ago, 27-25 said:

Presidents' names and images should be removed from all such things.  Replace it with "your tax dollars at work".

How about we just skip the fucking signs in general?

59 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


We are led by an autocrat who can only process information if it is presented to him by short video clips and cartoon characters.

The sentence I just wrote is 100% true. Jesus Tapdancing Fucking Christ.

At least the children are gone though!

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

How about we just skip the fucking signs in general?


 

So you want to just put a bunch of sign makers out of work?

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

If ever we were vulnerable for a terrorist attack, it’s right fucking now. 

I can’t believe Biden would let that happen to us. 

12 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I would have gone with In Planning.

CONCEPTS of Planning

The fewer PDBs he’s involved with the fewer chances for him to blab to Daddy Putin. 

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

If ever we were vulnerable for a terrorist attack, it’s right fucking now. 

This is true, but the terrorists are probably all just sitting back and laughing at us right now. 

24 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Putin sees them before turnip does.

Thanks a lot, Tulsi. 

10 minutes ago, miguelito said:

This is true, but the terrorists are probably all just sitting back and laughing at us right now. 

Or thinking, "Why do we need to risk limited capital to terrorize them right now?  They are doing a pretty good job of doing it to themselves."

37 minutes ago, miguelito said:

This is true, but the terrorists are probably all just sitting back and laughing at us right now. 

From The OnionFBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

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Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the United States collapses of its own accord.

Multiple intelligence agencies confirmed that the militant Islamist organization and its numerous affiliates intend to carry out a massive, coordinated plan to stand aside and watch America’s increasingly rapid decline, with terrorist operatives across the globe reportedly mobilizing to take it easy, relax, and savor the spectacle as it unfolds.

 

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