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3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Translation: “I just voted for the guy who blamed every problem on Mexicans and queers. That was so much easier and more comforting than taking any ownership in or responsibility for my life and society.”

Also it looked like the other candidate was black.  

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6 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

And Kamala didn't get elected president, because she is female.  We have had TWO inifinitely more qualified women run against Trump, and that fucker won, and he brought his unelected, billionaire, boyfriend Elmo with him.  Fuck them all. I hope to Christ people wake the fuck up.

Until then (or their deaths), I'm here for their suffering. 

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“We never thought that his could happen!” says now-burning field of dry grass that voted for an indiscriminate flamethrower. He said he was going to burn it all down. How is your incineration a surprise in any way?
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3 minutes ago, GenXer said:


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Eat shit, Lucinda. That may be all you can afford to eat going forward.

 

thujune masterpiece of maga eating grass out of their maga caps 

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Maybe the blank penny factory could use a government grant to get into clean energy by manufacturing solar panels or solar cells or windmill parts. 

Planning ahead when you're selling money for over market price would seem to a no brainer. That kind of gravy train is the very definition of government waste and won't run forever.

Well, at least you have food stamps to help your through the hard times. In your idle time, you can fuck yourself to death.

 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Goofyboy said:


I’ve been following this. Amazingly another farmer reached out to him and politely explained how wrong Skylar was. Skylar seems like he’s a changed man…. Maybe.

Skylar sounds like he accepted an invitation to a key party before doing his research. Now that he sees his wife spread eagle on the couch with Bob from marketing.

Uh Oh Oops GIF by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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Posted
1 hour ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Also it looked like the other candidate was black.  

 

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

And Kamala didn't get elected president, because she is female.  

 

I've actually wondered quite a bit which of these two factors was the bigger issue. I'm coming down on sexism being the bigger issue for the Magats than racism. Of course, most wouldn't admit to either. So who knows. 

 

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2 hours ago, GenXer said:

 

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Googling a candidate’s policies on USDA programs and/or the effects of tariffs on demand for agricultural products specifically when there is precedence for a given candidate?

 

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Fuck you, skylar

 

Losing your farm to own the libs

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Posted (edited)
On 1/31/2025 at 11:13 AM, aggie08 said:

Maybe not in Utah, but firefighters are much, much less Trumpy than their police brethren.

Oh well.

Este. The paid FD isn't gonna be much more Trumpy than the general population. Probably less so in Texas which, of course, is Trumpy af. 

But hey, some surlers knew some asshole Trumpy firefighters once, so they're probably all like that, right?  I've probably known more asshole Trumpster FF than everyone on this board combined, but painting us all with that brush is idiotic.

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3 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

I offer Greene County a penny for their thoughts and prayers. 

 

selfish fucks need to be happier about all the money muskrat will be saving on his taxes !!!

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5 minutes ago, GenXer said:


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immeasurably stupid

 

Seriously. Sports aren't fun!?* WTF is he talking about??



*Source: 2010-2022 Texas football

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32 minutes ago, wood said:

Este. The paid FD isn't gonna be much more Trumpy than the general population. Probably less so in Texas which, of course, is Trumpy af. 

But hey, some surlers knew some asshole Trumpy firefighters once, so they're probably all like that, right?  I've probably known more asshole Trumpster FF than everyone on this board combined, but painting us all with that brush is idiotic.

Eh, FDNY and NYPD are both much Trumpier than the city. A lot of them live on Staten Island....

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16 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Eh, FDNY and NYPD are both much Trumpier than the city. A lot of them live on Staten Island....

I'm speaking generally. There will always be some or even many FDs that are more Trumpy than the areas they serve, but typically it will be nothing like what we tend to see with the PoPo imho.

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10 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Eh, FDNY and NYPD are both much Trumpier than the city. A lot of them live on Staten Island....

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Eh, FDNY and NYPD are both much Trumpier than the city. A lot of them live on Staten Island....

Maybe Trump can find a way to cut those benefits Jon Stewart fought for. Cause fuck em, that’s why.
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Posted
2 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I've said it before, but these tees are basically commemorative college bowl game shirts. For MAGA it's part of their identity. Yard signs aren't something you put on lawn during election season, it's a 365 days a year display like a flag of their alma mater they'll put in their front yard.

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Bingo!

Coming home down a ranch road, one guy has had his Trump and Let's Go Brandon flags up for the two years we've lived here. I think he may have taken them down just after the election and then put them back up. 

I guess Philadelphia Eagles fans would be the closest comparison. Famously obnoxious and hostile.

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This has been incredibly satisfying.  I knew a lot of these fucks would have their faces eaten off.  But I admit, I thought he would try to be somewhat discriminate on protecting his voters - not most, or even many - but he's tearing fucking everyone a new ass on his side.  Everyone but Elon and few other billionaires.  Brisket better make room on the ledge for some hardcore trumpsters.  MOARRRRRR...

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Posted
17 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Maybe that asshole would've had more time to research if he didn't make hundreds of Tikky Tokky videos humble-bragging about the $1.2M farm he bought.

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1.2 MILLION DOLLARS?  HOLY FUCK THIS GUY IS A BALLER!



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