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1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

I can't believe Jesse Watters has a sister who is smart enough to work at Johns Hopkins.

she was probably adopted 

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On 3/16/2025 at 8:33 AM, Horn Dog said:

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I am not convinced this wasn’t intentional…

 

she should be selling ice detention panties to maga 

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21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

she was probably adopted 

Or the mom drank and smoked meth during the pregnancy with him.

Or maybe she banged a genetically stupid mailman?

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3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

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I feel like this belongs here.

They get angry over there on the football/recruiting board when mentioned but Aggie == fascist mindset, fascism is a brain condition that allows hatred to dominate all your waking thoughts, you start seeing conspiracy theories everywhere, want a dictator to punish your enemies. I predicted that they would eventually say Earley was a sip double agent, I was 100% confident it would happen because it is their brain that is broken.

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31 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Damn that SEC!! 

The whole thing is so out of touch with reality that it is laughable.    A lot of SEC fans think that A&M is a really weird group of people, and Texas now being here making them miserable is a greatly appreciated source of amusement. 

Whoever got royalties for the SEC sticker must have been starving to death before Aggy showed up. Now they and their kids are driving around in lifted Bentleys with gold-plated toilets inside. 

Aggy luv SEC sticker.

 

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

Even if I hadn’t spent more than a decade on Shaggy and Surly, this Aggy tirade would be seen as the perfect encapsulation of their brains.

”… the SEC has basically done nothing for us”.   lol.    Apparently the SEC was supposed to somehow make Aggy play better in football and basketball when they played Texas, enter some kind of SEC executive order banning the freedom of contract andprohibiting coaches from going to other schools, make the refs treat Aggy nicer - and use their SEC mind control skills to convince the rest of the world that Texas is not their favorite Texas team.

Damn that SEC!! 

The whole thing is so out of touch with reality that it is laughable.    A lot of SEC fans think that A&M is a really weird group of people, and Texas now being here making them miserable is a greatly appreciated source of amusement. 

Please keep up the good work.

What they need to understand is that the only thing A&M brought to the SEC was inroads into recruiting Texas for the other schools. This was a ploy by the SEC to ultimately force Texas' and OU's hands, as talent fled the state. It succeeded.

Texas and OU were always the goal for the SEC, adding our prestige to their own.

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Posted (edited)
19 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I don’t think we became the perceived favorite Texas team just this year

Aggy certainly gained ground the last decade. Especially since they've been the preferred school for Texas conservatives. The cream always rises to the top though.

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What they need to understand is that the only thing A&M brought to the SEC was inroads into recruiting Texas for the other schools. This was a ploy by the SEC to ultimately force Texas' and OU's hands, as talent fled the state. It succeeded.
Texas and OU were always the goal for the SEC, adding our prestige to their own.

Hey, we’re all brothers in arms here when talking politics, but it always amuses me how much y’all think people think of you.
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1 hour ago, Tuco said:


Hey, we’re all brothers in arms here when talking politics, but it always amuses me how much y’all think people think of you.

Maybe you're right.  Maybe we're not a big deal.  Maybe you have five thousand posts on everybody else's website, too.

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1 hour ago, Tuco said:


Hey, we’re all brothers in arms here when talking politics, but it always amuses me how much y’all think people think of you.

it's all about the benjamins, baby

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Yeah that was a weird response. It wasn't even acting like UT is the special one, Rimbo specifically pointed out that OU was the SEC's other target. Everything he posted was correct.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Thatguy said:

You are a weird dude. Take a look at all the schools in the state Rex. Now look at the numbers. Which one has been growing the most and what is fueling it's growth? There was a time when UT was battling it out year over year with Ohio State for largest enrollment in the country. In my lifetime aggy has doubled it's enrollment to now 72k. I live in an area where the majority of kids go to college, and the amount of kids that end up at aggy is astounding. So much so that my daughter's volleyball team played their elite 8 playoff game in college station and like 30 girls came from campus to support the team. My daughter told us that she would never go to aggy because it would basically be a high school reunion. Even in the high school volleyball world. Houston Skyline is one of the best clubs in the country. The kids who play on its top team can largely choose wherever they want to go. In the 25 and 26 classes they grabbed two. Aggy wasn't able to do that in the past.

If it were just about ease of access then Tech or U of H would be 72k. Getting your kid into aggy is a political statement nowadays. Sure, there are a lot of kids from conservative families who go to UT. However, aggy is a MAGA breeding factory. Your kids must be older if you don't know this.

 

It was Kyle Rittenhouse's dream school for god's sake.  Then Blinn, then a pawn shop in Florida....

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37 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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“…a glass of sunshine a day keeps the gayness away….”

It always warmed my heart that her homophobic campaign against gay rights led to her losing her jobs with the Florida Citrus Growers Association and others, starting her spiral into financial insolvency that ended in multiple bankruptcies until the hag died.

 

who is that ?

Posted
12 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

Kids don’t grow up wanting to be Aggies without a strong family connection. I don’t think it’s a Top 10 destination of my kids’ high school. 

Aggy, Liberty, Baylor, ole miss, bama, arky , ou.  Rough order

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