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2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Meghan McCuntface with tweets exactly one month apart.

How it started:

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How it’s going:

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This is on top of her bellyaching about DOGE killing brain cancer research at UofA.

Go. Fuck. Yourself.

Whalecunt

OMG, she has a friend who uses coupons.  She really has her pulse on poverty in America. 

Also, I don't think she really understood The Emperor's New Clothes.  

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Posted
1 minute ago, Tuco said:

OMG, she has a friend who uses coupons.  She really has her pulse on poverty in America. 

Also, I don't think she really understood The Emperor's New Clothes.  

Yes to all of this.

Also, I still want to see her RATs.  

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Posted
2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

 

They just can't fucking help themselves. They CANNOT go 10 minutes without popping off some maga remark even if it costs them a job. Like the ones who make some maga comment on every single facebook post known to man. 

I got into it with someone a few weeks ago when she tried the “ it’s just negotiations “ and she was very condescending. I was pretty stern in replying maybe the first time but this will be the third time and other countries will be tired of it. 

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Posted
3 hours ago, mchookem said:

does that mean flights are gonna get cheaper? 🤔 the ones that stay in the air anyway?

They're much cheaper after they fall out of the air, my friend.

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Even though Megan McCain has never displayed a single level of erudition on any topic ever, I find value in her thoughts for having the foresight to be John McCain's daughter. Literally billions of people before her lacked the ability for such instinctive selection.
She could've been the daughter of Gene Shalit but she said "No." Even under the scrutiny of hindsight, I think we can all agree that she made a very lucrative decision for herself. You have to respect that. She earned her platform. 

I failed to be squirted out as James Welch, Raquel Welch’s first husband. Regret that one.
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Posted
12 hours ago, Chooky said:

Even though Megan McCain has never displayed a single level of erudition on any topic ever, I find value in her thoughts for having the foresight to be John McCain's daughter. Literally billions of people before her lacked the ability for such instinctive selection.

She could've been the daughter of Gene Shalit but she said "No." Even under the scrutiny of hindsight, I think we can all agree that she made a very lucrative decision for herself. You have to respect that. She earned her platform. 

Rep for picking Gene Shalit of all people. 

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Posted
20 hours ago, Chooky said:

Even though Megan McCain has never displayed a single level of erudition on any topic ever, I find value in her thoughts for having the foresight to be John McCain's daughter. Literally billions of people before her lacked the ability for such instinctive selection.

She could've been the daughter of Gene Shalit but she said "No." Even under the scrutiny of hindsight, I think we can all agree that she made a very lucrative decision for herself. You have to respect that. She earned her platform. 

 

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Posted
On 4/9/2025 at 7:31 AM, C-Man said:

Meghan McCuntface with tweets exactly one month apart.

How it started:

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How it’s going:

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This is on top of her bellyaching about DOGE killing brain cancer research at UofA.

Go. Fuck. Yourself.

Whalecunt

 

she's past due for a cunt punch 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

The hookem2010 family feud is about to enter its next stage.

After not talking for the last couple months, my parents are back in town and ready to get together to see if/how we can salvage our relationship. I can't say that I'm particularly looking forward to spending a weekend evening attempting to get them to recognize reality versus whatever world they believe they're living in, but whatever.

Meanwhile, my sister, who is married to a man but considers herself LGBT+, and is a small business owner getting screwed by tariffs, also told my mother that she needed some space. This was followed by an apparently accidental audio message sent to her by my mom of her breaking down to my dad about their children not wanting to talk to them. So now my sister is going to have a big sit-down talk with them a week before me. Little Bro definitely had the right idea by peacing out to Cali almost a decade ago.

Tearing your family apart to own the libs!

 

I've pretty much decided that after my parents pass on, I will likely never have contact with my oldest sister ever again, and I'm totally ok with it. She was always a shitty sister but now that she's full blown MAGA that pretty much ices it. 

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Posted
25 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I've pretty much decided that after my parents pass on, I will likely never have contact with my oldest sister ever again, and I'm totally ok with it. She was always a shitty sister but now that she's full blown MAGA that pretty much ices it. 

The only silver lining in all of this is that my wife and I have gotten closer with my sister and her husband as we deal with all this nonsense.

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Posted
2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

She was always a shitty sister but now that she's full blown MAGA that pretty much ices it. 

In my experience, the overlap between “always kinda shitty” and “full blown MAGA now” is essentially 100%.

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[mention=7397]YGIFS[/mention] promised me the cartels would

Only when he’s out of office and can serve them no more. At least that’s how I heard it.
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Posted
3 minutes ago, GenXer said:

How’re things going in utah?

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And how did the people of iron county, utah vote?

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Eat shit, motherfuckers

And it takes a whole lot longer to ramp things up than it takes to shut them down.

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Posted
8 hours ago, TexasEd said:

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A face that could feed a leopard for a week

Except lions or hyenas will likely come steal it since the leopard can't carry that face up a tree. 

Way more than Jackie Jr. 

My fawtha.

 

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Posted
13 hours ago, Foosters said:

REI apology about Burgum endorsement letter

 

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As your penance, REI, you must play the audio of your CEO admitting your mistake over and over in your retail stores until dotard is no longer president. You can pepper a few songs in whose central theme is “we fucked up”. I suggest the following in the playlist

 

 

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Posted
2 hours ago, GenXer said:

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As your penance, REI, you must play the audio of your CEO admitting your mistake over and over in your retail stores until dotard is no longer president. You can pepper a few songs in whose central theme is “we fucked up”. I suggest the following in the playlist

 

 

 

Oh, you made a mistake? 

Then do the right thing and resign. Yesterday. 

 

 

 

Also, the last three or so pages were the good stuff. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, GenXer said:

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As your penance, REI, you must play the audio of your CEO admitting your mistake over and over in your retail stores until dotard is no longer president. You can pepper a few songs in whose central theme is “we fucked up”. I suggest the following in the playlist

 

 

 

Man I don't want one of my all time favorite songs associated with that

Posted
6 minutes ago, GenXer said:

She’s the new CEO. She started Mar 31. The previous CEO, Eric Artz, is “retiring” presumably to “explore other opportunities” or “spend more time with his family”.

 

OK, good to know. If she wasn't the CEO who endorsed the guy, then I retract my statement. 

 

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Posted
15 hours ago, Foosters said:

hunts, snowmobiles, sails, skis, rides horses, side by sides and more

All outdoor activities supported by REI with no environmental impact.  And, of course, no doubt on private land.

Posted
15 hours ago, Bojack said:

Except lions or hyenas will likely come steal it since the leopard can't carry that face up a tree. 

Way more than Jackie Jr. 

My fawtha.

 

Little Lord Fuckpants was so dumb that he almost drowned in 3 inches of water.  The Penguin Exhibit. 

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