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On 4/9/2025 at 7:31 AM, C-Man said:

Meghan McCuntface with tweets exactly one month apart.

How it started:

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How it’s going:

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This is on top of her bellyaching about DOGE killing brain cancer research at UofA.

Go. Fuck. Yourself.

Whalecunt

 

she's past due for a cunt punch 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

The hookem2010 family feud is about to enter its next stage.

After not talking for the last couple months, my parents are back in town and ready to get together to see if/how we can salvage our relationship. I can't say that I'm particularly looking forward to spending a weekend evening attempting to get them to recognize reality versus whatever world they believe they're living in, but whatever.

Meanwhile, my sister, who is married to a man but considers herself LGBT+, and is a small business owner getting screwed by tariffs, also told my mother that she needed some space. This was followed by an apparently accidental audio message sent to her by my mom of her breaking down to my dad about their children not wanting to talk to them. So now my sister is going to have a big sit-down talk with them a week before me. Little Bro definitely had the right idea by peacing out to Cali almost a decade ago.

Tearing your family apart to own the libs!

 

I've pretty much decided that after my parents pass on, I will likely never have contact with my oldest sister ever again, and I'm totally ok with it. She was always a shitty sister but now that she's full blown MAGA that pretty much ices it. 

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Posted
25 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I've pretty much decided that after my parents pass on, I will likely never have contact with my oldest sister ever again, and I'm totally ok with it. She was always a shitty sister but now that she's full blown MAGA that pretty much ices it. 

The only silver lining in all of this is that my wife and I have gotten closer with my sister and her husband as we deal with all this nonsense.

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Posted
2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

She was always a shitty sister but now that she's full blown MAGA that pretty much ices it. 

In my experience, the overlap between “always kinda shitty” and “full blown MAGA now” is essentially 100%.

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[mention=7397]YGIFS[/mention] promised me the cartels would

Only when he’s out of office and can serve them no more. At least that’s how I heard it.
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Posted
3 minutes ago, GenXer said:

How’re things going in utah?

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And how did the people of iron county, utah vote?

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Eat shit, motherfuckers

And it takes a whole lot longer to ramp things up than it takes to shut them down.

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Posted
8 hours ago, TexasEd said:

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A face that could feed a leopard for a week

Except lions or hyenas will likely come steal it since the leopard can't carry that face up a tree. 

Way more than Jackie Jr. 

My fawtha.

 

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Posted
13 hours ago, Foosters said:

REI apology about Burgum endorsement letter

 

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As your penance, REI, you must play the audio of your CEO admitting your mistake over and over in your retail stores until dotard is no longer president. You can pepper a few songs in whose central theme is “we fucked up”. I suggest the following in the playlist

 

 

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Posted
2 hours ago, GenXer said:

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As your penance, REI, you must play the audio of your CEO admitting your mistake over and over in your retail stores until dotard is no longer president. You can pepper a few songs in whose central theme is “we fucked up”. I suggest the following in the playlist

 

 

 

Oh, you made a mistake? 

Then do the right thing and resign. Yesterday. 

 

 

 

Also, the last three or so pages were the good stuff. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, GenXer said:

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As your penance, REI, you must play the audio of your CEO admitting your mistake over and over in your retail stores until dotard is no longer president. You can pepper a few songs in whose central theme is “we fucked up”. I suggest the following in the playlist

 

 

 

Man I don't want one of my all time favorite songs associated with that

Posted
6 minutes ago, GenXer said:

She’s the new CEO. She started Mar 31. The previous CEO, Eric Artz, is “retiring” presumably to “explore other opportunities” or “spend more time with his family”.

 

OK, good to know. If she wasn't the CEO who endorsed the guy, then I retract my statement. 

 

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Posted
15 hours ago, Foosters said:

hunts, snowmobiles, sails, skis, rides horses, side by sides and more

All outdoor activities supported by REI with no environmental impact.  And, of course, no doubt on private land.

Posted
15 hours ago, Bojack said:

Except lions or hyenas will likely come steal it since the leopard can't carry that face up a tree. 

Way more than Jackie Jr. 

My fawtha.

 

Little Lord Fuckpants was so dumb that he almost drowned in 3 inches of water.  The Penguin Exhibit. 

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Posted
13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

375000 per electric bus?

 

Shawnee put on a presumably well-attended car show in a local bank’s parking lot last oct to showcase their new electric buses.

The cybertrucks at the show caused much excitement. I assume they caught on fire or self-immolated or the consumer grade glue melted and pieces fell off one of the incelcaminos in attendance.

 

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If the buses were made by tesla, the epa would probably find funding.

 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

375000 per electric bus?

Probably not solely for buses, since those funds could also be used to put in the infrastructure necessary to charge the buses as well.  A neighboring district did something similar (already received the funding) and it paid for 13 buses, plus infrastructure to charge all 13.

 

 

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Posted
5 hours ago, GenXer said:

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As your penance, REI, you must play the audio of your CEO admitting your mistake over and over in your retail stores until dotard is no longer president. You can pepper a few songs in whose central theme is “we fucked up”. I suggest the following in the playlist

 

 

The CEO really has no other option but to resign.

Posted
27 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

My empathy instincts kicked in on this video. He's clearly super concerned, and polite about the requests for any info that can help. 

But then I read the caption that says "I hope this is better for the country". Goddamnit. GROW A FUCKING SPINE. You losing your legitimate small business due to a single madman in charge is not good for the country. Purposely hurting Americans is bad. Pretty simple philosophy. Take a fucking stand and vocalize that this POS needs to be removed from office. 

 

Religion is the same way. Senseless killings=God's plan.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

The CEO really has no other option but to resign.

i think I read that she came aboard as CEO after that letter fiasco

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Posted
2 hours ago, Foosters said:

i think I read that she came aboard as CEO after that letter fiasco

So which position in government does the former CEO hold?  Maybe a lobbyist?

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i think I read that she came aboard as CEO after that letter fiasco

Correct. She’s apologizing for the dumb shit the dumbass before her did. Kinda like the next president will have to do. If we get one who isn’t maga.
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