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Posted
23 hours ago, Captainant said:

Lol, you try telling a board of directors that you won't cut costs or lay anyone off when your business model is suddenly too expensive. You can pick a legal nit about it, but functionally it's 100% the duty and responsibility of management to protect investors and their money. That means layoffs and cost cutting.

Which was always the end result of capitalism that bases its worth on the stock market and shareholder's money.  The product or service the company produces DOES NOT MATTER.  It is the perceived value, factual or not, that is the focus and becomes the product or service instead.

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19 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

It’s become painfully apparent that so many people we would call “farmers” are in fact just plantation owners. 

These dudes don’t work their farms and don’t want to. Just watch all these interviews with “farmers” belly-aching about needing to do their own farm work because of immigration crackdowns. They own the land and the equipment, exploit cheap labor from a captive workforce that has no rights, and collect the profits. 

I don’t know how much acreage a family can farm- especially since they no longer pop out a dozen kids to be their slave labor, but I could see where these farmers have way too much acreage to cover without labor, and too thin of margins to use anything but the cheapest of labor.  
 

so some of them probably cannot farm their full land themselves, and also can’t afford to only farm the portion they can cover themselves. 
 

probably shouldn’t have voted for the folks that wanted to take their cheap labor away. 

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Foosters said:

lmao. hopefully someone gets angry enough about the "lies" and does something about it. Also, Pimphand in shambles

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Florida passed a law to please Chemtrail conspiracy theorists and now they're mad planes are still leaving trails in the sky

 

MAGAGranny is a dumb, dumb 

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - MAGA Granny living on social security and 3x Trump voter realizes that she got played as it now affects her

this is the Epstein files but on a state-level scale.

it won't be the last one to bite them in the ass. peddling to conspiracy theorists is easily the dumbest strategy ever.

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Posted
56 minutes ago, Foosters said:

lmao. hopefully someone gets angry enough about the "lies" and does something about it. Also, Pimphand in shambles

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Florida passed a law to please Chemtrail conspiracy theorists and now they're mad planes are still leaving trails in the sky

 

MAGAGranny is a dumb, dumb 

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - MAGA Granny living on social security and 3x Trump voter realizes that she got played as it now affects her

Sounds like granny had a VERY rough August.

Good. I hope it gets worse.

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Posted
36 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I am amazed that facts started to matter. Just ten years too late.

That's the thing....the facts DON'T matter.  The facts just make them mad.

"you gotta stop all them chemtrails!"

Fact: "Those are chemtrails.  They're contrails.  They happen when planes fly through air under certain atmospheric conditions."

Law bans chemtrails.  The contrails still occur.

"Why haven't you stopped them chemtrails!  I still see em!"

Fact: "That's because they are what they always were -- just regular old contrails.  They've been happening as long as we had airplanes flying at good speed."

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"BULLSHIT!  LIAR!"

You can't fix criminally insane stupidity.  What you CAN do is co-opt it to make it your voting base, as the GQP has done.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

That's the thing....the facts DON'T matter.  The facts just make them mad.

"you gotta stop all them chemtrails!"

Fact: "Those are chemtrails.  They're contrails.  They happen when planes fly through air under certain atmospheric conditions."

Law bans chemtrails.  The contrails still occur.

"Why haven't you stopped them chemtrails!  I still see em!"

Fact: "That's because they are what they always were -- just regular old contrails.  They've been happening as long as we had airplanes flying at good speed."

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"BULLSHIT!  LIAR!"

You can't fix criminally insane stupidity.  What you CAN do is co-opt it to make it your voting base, as the GQP has done.

Meh, we know WW2 was a hoax. Never happened. Please take your logic and science to TexAgs. 

 

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Posted
On 9/2/2025 at 10:46 AM, mchookem said:

ohhh i get to do one!

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dun dun dunnnn...

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As a Colorado resident, I am quite gruntled.  All these Springs MAGAts will certainly love the opportunity to move to Alabama.

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Posted
8 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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Dear Cletus:  the fact that Trump will consider you an enemy if you release the Epstein files means that Trump is totally innocent.   Because if Trump has nothing to hide, that is exactly why he will make you an enemy if you want to see the nothing in there.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Posted
3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

[YES YOU DID!] goes here.  For the millionth time.  This is him being exactly who he is, was, adn always has been.

To be fair, he did campaign on releasing the files. So he’s not doing what he (and every other GOP rep) said he’d do.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:


He's a dolt, but I'm not in favor of banning for just being a douche. Counter opinions are important.

Bro he went on a serious anti-trans rant. He needed a breather. No one actually gets perma-banned here; crypto bro out front should have told ya. 

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Posted
13 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

It’s become painfully apparent that so many people we would call “farmers” are in fact just plantation owners hacendados. 

Probably secret Mexicans. If they are really white, most definitely Mexican Telenovela stars. DEPORT THEM ALL.

Except for her. And her. And maybe that one over there.

Posted
17 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

That's the thing....the facts DON'T matter.  The facts just make them mad.

"you gotta stop all them chemtrails!"

Fact: "Those are chemtrails.  They're contrails.  They happen when planes fly through air under certain atmospheric conditions."

Law bans chemtrails.  The contrails still occur.

"Why haven't you stopped them chemtrails!  I still see em!"

Fact: "That's because they are what they always were -- just regular old contrails.  They've been happening as long as we had airplanes flying at good speed."

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"BULLSHIT!  LIAR!"

You can't fix criminally insane stupidity.  What you CAN do is co-opt it to make it your voting base, as the GQP has done.

Google flights actually now shows contrails when you search flights. What the ever living fuck.

Posted
14 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Google flights actually now shows contrails when you search flights. What the ever living fuck.

Contrails contribute to global warming. It's part of their climate impact evaluation along with CO2 emissions for flights you search. They are not chemtrail crazies (AFAIK).

Posted
4 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Google flights actually now shows contrails when you search flights. What the ever living fuck.

 

4 hours ago, topochico said:

Contrails contribute to global warming. It's part of their climate impact evaluation along with CO2 emissions for flights you search. They are not chemtrail crazies (AFAIK).

correct. gotta remember the distinction between contrails (real) and chemtrails (fake)

Posted
3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

correct. gotta remember the distinction between contrails (real) and chemtrails (fake)

Screw that. Everybody knows you just spray vinegar at both of them.

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Posted
9 hours ago, topochico said:

Contrails contribute to global warming. It's part of their climate impact evaluation along with CO2 emissions for flights you search. They are not chemtrail crazies (AFAIK).

It's kind of a mixed bag.  Contrails during they day in some areas will reduce heating by reflecting the Sun's radiation back into space (the same as natural clouds).  But contrails at night definitely have a warming effect (again--same as clouds).  I think the current consensus is that they have some warming impact, but on balance we don't know how much.

 

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jesus. where do people live that the sky is so full of planes and contrails that it's impacting their brains and climate?? im outside with an endless sky pretty much daily, on a busy day i might count 3 or 4 that almost assuredly are hundreds of miles apart. wtf! 

 

ETA and also they evaporate in minutes. i don't get it.

sigh. that's true about most of this simulation. it was not designed for me, i am not having fun😒

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Posted
50 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

It's kind of a mixed bag.  Contrails during they day in some areas will reduce heating by reflecting the Sun's radiation back into space (the same as natural clouds).  But contrails at night definitely have a warming effect (again--same as clouds).  I think the current consensus is that they have some warming impact, but on balance we don't know how much.

 

Agree. Just trying to provide some context as to why Google Flights might include that information on search results.

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57 minutes ago, mchookem said:

jesus. where do people live that the sky is so full of planes and contrails that it's impacting their brains and climate?? im outside with an endless sky pretty much daily, on a busy day i might count 3 or 4 that almost assuredly are hundreds of miles apart. wtf! 

 

ETA and also they evaporate in minutes. i don't get it.

sigh. that's true about most of this simulation. it was not designed for me, i am not having fun😒

Do you not remember last year (this year?) when all the idiots suddenly started looking up at the night sky and seeing planes and thinking they were drones or aliens?  We have some extraordinarily dumb people among us. The majority even. 

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Posted
58 minutes ago, mchookem said:

jesus. where do people live that the sky is so full of planes and contrails that it's impacting their brains and climate?? im outside with an endless sky pretty much daily, on a busy day i might count 3 or 4 that almost assuredly are hundreds of miles apart. wtf! 

 

ETA and also they evaporate in minutes. i don't get it.

sigh. that's true about most of this simulation. it was not designed for me, i am not having fun😒

Isn't this also temperature related?  I dont see nearly as many in the summer months.  

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Posted
Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Do you not remember last year (this year?) when all the idiots suddenly started looking up at the night sky and seeing planes and thinking they were drones or aliens?  We have some extraordinarily dumb people among us. The majority even. 

Ain't it amazing how that "crisis of ufos/drones/military spy aircraft!" in New Jersey and whatnot leading up the election just went...poof, into nothingness?  And all the people who were all riled up about it, well, they aren't asking any questions about whether they were manipulated or not?

We are the dumbest country, in the dumbest timeline, full of the dumbest people, and we genuinely do not have any right or basis to complain about our crashing fall.  We chose it, we earned it.  We're getting what's coming to us, hard and with no lube.

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Posted
1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

Brother in law swears he didnt vote for Trump but obviously voted for Trump after his fellow blue collar workers at the warehouse convinced him it was the manly thing to do. He found out today they were no longer going to match 401k contributions. Now it might be Trump related or it might not but he'll have 20 years of solo contributions to figure it out.

Your BIL did what they all did: rammed a splintered broomstick up his own ass just to "own tha libz."

Self-owning, as far as the eye can see.

Tell your BIL "this is EXACTLY what you voted for, you should be happy."

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Posted (edited)
19 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Caleb.  You red-faced fuck.  This is exactly, 100%, right in the middle of the bullseye of what all of you retrograde, racist, piece of shit farmers voted for.

You ordered this shit sandwich.  Now eat it, you vile sonofabitch.  You were willing to take all of this -- shit, you were enthusiastic about it because "FUCK THEM CHICOMS!" -- so long as you got brown people in chains who you could laugh at and say "suck it, wetback!"  You got it all.  Now fucking eat it.

Between the Chinese telling us to get fucked on our agricultural exports, and all of the redneck farmers who now have no labor, it’s Fafo of the highest order.  But it’s fucking up our blue state farmers out here in a bad way.  So that’s fucked up.  And I can’t tell you how many closed car washes I see now.  This is summertime is SoCal.  People love their cars.  But the operators can’t risk the ICE roll up.  Car washes are prime targets.  Cletus better get his wax on, wax off skills tuned up.

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