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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

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Actually the driver wasn’t in the vehicle, the lady passenger suffered severe injuries but will live, and their dog was rescued a couple days later.

“What is a parking brake??”
7 hours ago, Backpayne said:

WTF?!

Yeah, closest I've come to negging a music video...that is nails across the blackboard irritating. 

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Yeah, closest I've come to negging a music video...that is nails across the blackboard irritating. 

you are welcome to neg anytime you want, pussy

On 11/9/2020 at 2:51 PM, crash_davis said:

 

Reminded me of this scene form the War Of The Worlds remake which I though was excellent....(story board image)

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On 11/10/2020 at 10:41 AM, futureman said:

 

Now that's a country swinger right there, I tell ya what.

18 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I wonder if she has any eligibility left?

That's how Houdini died, you know.

On 11/10/2020 at 11:41 AM, futureman said:

 

Kinda got the Sally vibe going, and I'm not ashamed to say I would. 

Reminded me of this scene form the War Of The Worlds remake which I though was excellent....(story board image)
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Is that the Trump Train?
3 hours ago, Incredulity said:

I wonder if she has any eligibility left?

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On 11/10/2020 at 10:41 AM, futureman said:

 

Holy crap that's bad.  I thought it had an interesting "Hot for Teacher" vibe in the opening scenes.  Then she started to sing.  My ears are bleeding.  

4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

I wonder if she has any eligibility left?

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This is what happens when a guy with money would rather just let his dumb wife make a music video rather than tell her she can't sing worth a damn. I don't know if Mitch Cumsteen's wife can sing, but I imagine this is what would happen if she decided she wanted to make a music video.

it’s gotten a lot of run with gordon keith on the ticket.  guess there are no P1s in here. 

On 11/9/2020 at 8:08 PM, Cement said:

 

Dumbfuck wearing a virtue signal mask and then pulling it off to scream = megadouche.

On 11/10/2020 at 10:41 AM, futureman said:

 

I may have gone 2.58 seconds.

21 hours ago, Backpayne said:

WTF?!

She's a Limited Edition Cougar too!

8 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

She's a Limited Edition Cougar too!

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2 hours ago, Crapinon said:

She's a Limited Edition 

I'm speechless. 

I'm speechless. 

Are you? Texas is full of gals like that.

And I hate them.

Limited Edition. And thank God for that.

14 hours ago, Modessit said:
On 11/10/2020 at 10:41 AM, futureman said:
 

This is what happens when a guy with money would rather just let his dumb wife make a music video rather than tell her she can't sing worth a damn. I don't know if Mitch Cumsteen's wife can sing, but I imagine this is what would happen if she decided she wanted to make a music video.

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11 hours ago, Crapinon said:

She's a Limited Edition Cougar too!

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That's gotta be Tiger King in drag right?

2 hours ago, Richter said:

That's gotta be Tiger King in drag right?

Tiger King was a much better singer.

Just found a recent pic of her after quarantining for several months. 
 

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19 hours ago, Crapinon said:

She's a Limited Edition Cougar too!

In the new world of telemedicine, when you text a doctor about your priapism they text back this link. 



Definitely holy shit

holy shit. how long was he like that before the plane landed?

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

holy shit. how long was he like that before the plane landed?

20 mins, pilot lived

And now they have seat belts

Edit: I guess they had seat belts then. Probably a good idea to stay strapped in though.

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