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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

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19 minutes ago, RPM said:

 

So several times crazy man rams your car.  Then jumps out and runs toward you.  A Man would lock the doors and drive away or run over said lunatic.  Women apparently unlock their doors, stay parked and wait to see what he wants??

The one that stands out to me in that video is him destroying Larry Allen.  That's amazing and did not happen very often at all.

11 minutes ago, Hate said:

The one that stands out to me in that video is him destroying Larry Allen.  That's amazing and did not happen very often at all.

Yup, perhaps the best o-lineman of his time.  Tossed like a ragdoll.

3 hours ago, ABSR said:

So several times crazy man rams your car.  Then jumps out and runs toward you.  A Man would lock the doors and drive away or run over said lunatic.  Women apparently unlock their doors, stay parked and wait to see what he wants??

You draw your gat from its holster under the steering column and say, "Fuck around and find out."

The collective "oooooohhh" followed by the solitary "yaaay" at the end cracks me up.

3 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Shirley she’s at least concussed. Holy shit. 

Yup. He’s lucky he’s not facing manslaughter charges. 

31 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Just what the fuck was he actually trying to do, other than really hurt the girl?  Jfc

No doubt and what were all the other "grown ups" standing around thinking was going to happen here??

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

The collective "oooooohhh" followed by the solitary "yaaay" at the end cracks me up.

...she woke up! Terry, what the hell was that?!?!

Wait for it....
 
 

Amazing. Sweats dude even shows back up at the end.
5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Just what the fuck was he actually trying to do, other than really hurt the girl?  Jfc

 

5 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

No doubt and what were all the other "grown ups" standing around thinking was going to happen here??

Not familiar with the collective retardation of bills mafia?

 

6 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

hey, can i catch a ride with you?

New rideshare demo.

9 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

Wait for it....
 

 

Hahaha that's some GTA shit. 

17 hours ago, Blotto said:

 

Not familiar with the collective retardation of bills mafia?

 

Daughter: Dad, when you said, "Don't bring home a dipshit.", where you talking about these people?

Me: Yes. That's exactly who I was talking about.

Is like an Aggie thing where somebody was drunk and accidentally slipped off a tailgate and broke a folding table...and then they all just made it a tradition?  

I don't get why it's a thing for Buffalo Bills.  They're not still moving to Austin, are they?  

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Is like an Aggie thing where somebody was drunk and accidentally slipped off a tailgate and broke a folding table...and then they all just made it a tradition?  

I don't get why it's a thing for Buffalo Bills.  They're not still moving to Austin, are they?  

not at this time

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Is like an Aggie thing where somebody was drunk and accidentally slipped off a tailgate and broke a folding table...and then they all just made it a tradition?  

I don't get why it's a thing for Buffalo Bills.  They're not still moving to Austin, are they?  

I don't think that girl is moving anywhere for a while.

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This is how we know that you live at home with your mother.

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My God, It's Full of Stars

4 hours ago, brakeman said:

This is how we know that you live at home with your mother.

Awesome, would be a cool coaster ride IRL.

On 11/22/2021 at 9:15 AM, RPM said:

 

I despise police brutality but there should be a window where if you survive a car chase like this you automatically default into the ass kicked zone.  Beat his ass.

16 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

This is indescribably awesome... And given that we're on Surly, I kept expecting it to transform into dickbutt, or to have astro-Bert ride Derka across the horizon or something. 

22 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

Japan has a spacecraft?  I missed that. And they sent it to the moon for some reason?

China-Tourist-Rude.jpg?fit=640,360&ssl=1

15 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

My God, It's Full of Stars

That’s just some dudes granite counter top.

5 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Japan has a spacecraft?  I missed that. And they sent it to the moon for some reason?

sailor-moon.jpg

This is how we know that you live at home with your mother.

That….was made by a man who whacks it to Nickelodeon shows.
On 11/22/2021 at 12:58 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Just what the fuck was he actually trying to do, other than really hurt the girl?  Jfc

YOU’VE BEEN HEALED-UH!

3 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Fuck around and find out?

 

Life imitates art?


That….was made by a man who whacks it to Nickelodeon shows.

Judgy as hell
16 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

What does death by hard labor entail?  

big rocks, heavy hammer, earth facing disk, no water

Fuck around and find out?
 

I guess that’s better than being sentenced to death by hard labor and THEN a firing squad. No wonder their infrastructure is shit. They keep killing the workers before they even get started.
17 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Is she available for home services?

Asking for my little friend.

In the field of local live home entertainment, she’s a god.  

Girl I used to date was a horse trainer/caretaker.

She said there's way more horse cock maintenance than anyone would believe. 

Always felt inadequate. 

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