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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror

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9 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Remember when we started Luke Brockermeyer at middle linebacker? Was he a Glasscock guy?

Half the people on the Surl thought Brockermeyer was a GlassPussy guy.

(The other half thought he was GlassHalfEmpty ... )

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Just now, HateYouAndMyself said:

IT saying that Texas will continue pursuing other top LB options including Uluave. I find it extremely unlikely we would actually pay top dollar for a second ILB this cycle but Nahlin is saying as much /shrug

We are ALL IN!

33 minutes ago, satyanash said:

nah we need a safety

1 minute ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

IT saying that Texas will continue pursuing other top LB options including Uluave. I find it extremely unlikely we would actually pay top dollar for a second ILB this cycle but Nahlin is saying as much /shrug

Aaaand EJ Holland put in a pick for Uvuale to Michigan.

I don't see Biles and Uluave going to the same school, but there's no harm in trying.

Just now, Lonestar88 said:

I don't see Biles and Uluave going to the same school, but there's no harm in trying.

Yeah it just doesn't make sense for Uluave to go somewhere he may not even start. He is also an All-Conference caliber player. I think Nahlin's point was more that the money would be there if he for some reason wanted to.

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2 minutes ago, BigMeatyHorns said:

Aaaand EJ Holland put in a pick for Uvuale to Michigan.

EJ Holland Hater (@EJHollandHater) / Posts / X

4 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

IT saying that Texas will continue pursuing other top LB options including Uluave. I find it extremely unlikely we would actually pay top dollar for a second ILB this cycle but Nahlin is saying as much /shrug

Maybe you haven’t heard, but Texas is ‘All-In’.

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Luke is the last Brockermeyer any one here should have a problem with. He chose to be a Longhorn.

3 minutes ago, BigMeatyHorns said:

Aaaand EJ Holland put in a pick for Uvuale to Michigan.

EJ and Nahlin source off. Beta bitch boi cripple fight.gif

8 minutes ago, fellside said:

Always felt Lil'Jordan was the better 50/50 ball guy of the two.

Also... This video is a pretty good picture of what Arch to Coleman will look like with our current projected line.

O Sam, Our sweet prince.. I'm so sorry for what we put you through.

35 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Lulz.

On Smothers, from a thread on the Bama site.

(I didn't see any laugh emojis, but I think the guy's trying to be funny ... classes at the University of Alabama? Ha ha ... )

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SEC Office isn’t getting involved unless he signed the paperwork…

Which he likely hasn’t, and he likely hasn’t officially attended any classes.

Coleman isn’t going to either of these schools if the basketball game is any kind of deciding factor, holy shit.

3 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Luke is the last Brockermeyer any one here should have a problem with. He chose to be a Longhorn.

He paid to be our goddamn middle linebacker

12 minutes ago, fellside said:

Always felt Lil'Jordan was the better 50/50 ball guy of the two.

Also... This video is a pretty good picture of what Arch to Coleman will look like with our current projected line.

This is why people on this board are so panicky about OL, we remember this bullshit.

24 minutes ago, IBuryPaul said:

When was the last time Texas had a receiver who could go up and snatch the ball and beat a defender consistently? Collin Johnson maybe? Roy? 🤷‍♂️

Uh. LilJordan Humphrey.

Looks like Kobe Black is coming back.

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Looks like Bo knows Kentucky.

Just now, Laxtonto said:

Looks like Bo knows Kentucky.

I'm guessing Kentucky offered him an amount we were never going to match. They also landed that Tennessee OT who is a straight mercenary, so they seem to be spending.

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wrong school

14 minutes ago, BigMeatyHorns said:

Aaaand EJ Holland put in a pick for Uvuale to Michigan.

Who knew hiring a middle aged white man would give Michigan such strong Polynesian ties?

2 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

He should announce that the loser of the game will earn his commitment. We would be a guarantee.

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14 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Luke is the last Brockermeyer any one here should have a problem with. He chose to be a Longhorn.

I don’t think anyone here has a problem with Luke…we do have a problem with the fact that he was probably our best option on the roster.

The schools landing our transfers do not make me very sad about their departure

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1 minute ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I don’t think anyone here has a problem with Luke…we do have a problem with the fact that he was probably our best option on the roster.

https://meangreensports.com/sports/football/roster/staff/luke-brockermeyer/224

Some may recall that he turned down a scholarship to Rice to walk-on at Texas. Hook 'Em forever Luke.

If Bama loses at home to this Texas team and loses Smothers, someone better put Updykes bloodline on a watchlist.

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12 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I’m really glad that Ohio State, Oregon, USC, FSU, Miami, etc can finally level the playing field with that cheatin’ SEC.

15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Part of that is true, but most of the speed players have come from California, Florida, Texas, Georgia, Alabama, Louisiana, and Mississippi. tOSU's success since Meyers has been due to buying those speed players.

5 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Part of that is true, but most of the speed players have come from California, Florida, Texas, Georgia, Alabama, Louisiana, and Mississippi. tOSU's success since Meyers has been due to buying those speed players.

Theres also way more fast 300 pound 18 year olds in the southern states for historical reasons

57 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

Lovell p.

Damn, that’s been a minute

It’s been said that Sark tells players once they enter the portal they can’t come back. I’d be curious to know how they feel about certain players leaving for more money and/or playing time, but then coming back a year later as long as Texas then wants them.

There is a philosophy in some companies to not take back employees that leave. The argument is that it incentivizes people to leave. Maybe.

But I didn’t always manage that way. If really top talent left for opportunity, but then wanted to come back, I sometimes took them back. I got a more experienced top talent employee who saw that the grass wasn’t greener.

I say all this because guys like Bo Barnes could go play for a year, get a lot of playing time, and if they left on good terms, come back. Of course they would have to have played well, the money would need to work, and Texas would need to have an opening.

That might be a decent strategy for attracting talent, and being more efficient with player development. But you have to keep a good relationship with a departing player. Based on everything discussed in this thread, it seems like that isn’t happening.

Texas Exes are looking good in the Packers, Bears game.

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Cryer seems like depth piece I think. Muschamp needs a lot more linebackers though for his defense.

Like seven more.

13 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Theres also way more fast 300 pound 18 year olds in the southern states for historical reasons

You'd have thought with all those lumberjacks....

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

Crazy it took this long. Criminal misuse.

Their other four WRs are all good in their own right, and Kraft was arguably the best TE in the league before he got injured. And they run the ball a lot. Only one ball to go around..

On3 predicting Uluave to Michigan. Haven’t heard a word on the Cal side

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Or maybe Owens was always a spare. What the fuck is all of this hypothetical trash? The guy was a mildly recruited low 4 star who came to Texas to be a backup and get a degree. Somewhere along the way, he became convinced he was something other than that and he became a bitch. He is at Arkansas State because he’s not very good, not because Texas blackballed him to other schools. Good fucking lord.

Sir, you don’t understand modern recruiting. Trey Owens played this perfectly. He’s going to parlay Arkansas State into 8 figures. A Texas degree matters not.

Just now, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Sir, you don’t understand modern recruiting. Trey Owens played this perfectly. He’s going to parlay Arkansas State into 8 figures. A Texas degree matters not.

I subscribe to this theory.

4 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Trey Owens played this perfectly. He’s going to parlay Arkansas State into 8 figures.

no doubt in my mind.

I briefly skimmed the past 100 pages so I'm not in the loop. What did Trey Owens do to piss everybody off?

11 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Sir, you don’t understand modern recruiting. Trey Owens played this perfectly. He’s going to parlay Arkansas State into 8 figures. A Texas degree matters not.

There aren’t many roads leaving Arkansas State that don’t end in 8 figures. Talk about failing upwards.

11 minutes ago, Street2Peschel said:

I briefly skimmed the past 100 pages so I'm not in the loop. What did Trey Owens do to piss everybody off?

Talk shit on Texas on the way out the door

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