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3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Missouri was eliminated before I remembered the SEC Tournament started today.

The only SEC team the beat all year being A&M is *chef’s kiss*

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On 5/19/2025 at 10:59 AM, Hookem10 said:

What about a furrs 

do not slag on furr's

or wyatt's

wyatt's cfs was the closest thing to mary's i've ever encountered

also their mac cheese

and rolls

mother of god

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Posted
14 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

I have NO idea why or how, and I do not question it, but Chilis has the best damn salsa on earth. 

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the format is stupid

no college team has the pitching to win 2 games before facing your 3rd opponent's #1 starter

that said, not caring less, sandbagging against injuries, preserving arms, are all admirable but probably not a good idea *this year*

mailing it in thursday won't do us any favors with the conference in year 1 - they would not be happy - that's fuel for aggy "they ruin everything" "disrespecting whorns" blah blah blah

if it's gump the place is going to be packed and partisan - you can't back down from that

if it's creamsicle they are still going to have a huge crowd - nashville to hoover is 3 hours, knox/memphis to hoover is 4 - tanking could lead to a rout

a rout is not the way to go in to the regional

so we have to compete 100% on thursday

re-evaluation for saturday?

possible opponents are:

vandy - need that win according to above posters to ensure we stay #1 (should vandy go on to win the tournament)

thieves - nope, not backing down from that

georgia - nope, not backing down from that

lube - so ky is the only possible thursday opponent (as of this typing) that we could conceivably think about emptying the bench with the starting lineup

if we win on saturday we're going for hardware on sunday

 

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4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the format is stupid

no college team has the pitching to win 2 games before facing your 3rd opponent's #1 starter

 

 

That's the point.  If you finish in the bottom half of the regular conference season, it should be incredible hard to win the tournament.

Let me fix the first line -- the format  a conference tournament is stupid

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Posted
33 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Don't like either of these teams. Guess we're rooting for UK because fuck OU. 

If UK loses, their season is over. So I kind of hope UK loses just to eliminate them.

But hey if UK wins, fuck OU. That's cool too.

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Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

Did yall ever use to wear sunglasses when yall played baseball?

I never did and always felt like they'd only get in my way. But all of these kids seem to wear them in college.

 

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On 5/18/2025 at 11:34 PM, Gatorubet said:

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On 5/18/2025 at 11:38 PM, Wulaw Horn said:

I don’t know my florida geography I’m going by feel. 

FYI, He's not judging you for not knowing where Tampa is, he's judging you for not knowing where Mons is.  probably

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Posted
23 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

He meant to say skillet queso. 

a) the salsa at Chili’s is ass. wouldn’t make a top 500 salsa list for me. 

b) the trope that Chili’s makes good queso needs to go straight to hell. circumstances beyond my control had me at a Chili’s recently (select ball in the burbs) and we tried it again and it still sucks. my 11YO liked it though. 

c) i, along with @SydneyCartonand @RGBIII, have seen you defile both a queso and a salsa, sir. you cannot speak on this subject matter with authority. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

If UK loses, their season is over. So I kind of hope UK loses just to eliminate them.

But hey if UK wins, fuck OU. That's cool too.

I can live with it.

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1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

mailing it in thursday won't do us any favors with the conference in year 1 - they would not be happy - that's fuel for aggy "they ruin everything" "disrespecting whorns" blah blah blah

????? probably only Aggie would give a shit. I sure don’t. It matters not to me if we are a three or a two seed inna regional.  I would prefer to throw people who have never seen the light of day in the bullpen and get an early exit and rest up.    I think that is a logical way to approach the tournament in your situation and the gator situation.

If somebody needs to win the thing to get to Omaha, be my guest, throw your ace and try to win it.   But trying to win it when you don’t have to seems stupid to me.   If it made the difference in you hosting, that’s fine.  That’s a big enough advantage in the regional to take seriously.  But if you have to have a host regional to win the thing, you probably aren’t making any noise in Omaha anyway.

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20 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

a) the salsa at Chili’s is ass. wouldn’t make a top 500 salsa list for me. 

b) the trope that Chili’s makes good queso needs to go straight to hell. circumstances beyond my control had me at a Chili’s recently (select ball in the burbs) and we tried it again and it still sucks. my 11YO liked it though. 

c) i, along with @SydneyCartonand @RGBIII, have seen you defile both a queso and a salsa, sir. you cannot speak on this subject matter with authority. 

I know when queso needs help and needs to have salsa mixed in.  Philistines like you would have had us never discover peanut butter and chocolate or mayo on a hamburger or other such amazing goodness in the culinary world. 

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8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Still one of the most horrifying things I've witnessed in my life. Just casually grabbing the table's bowl of queso, calmly pouring into a table's bowl of salsa, slowly and methodically like pouring cream into a coffee, without even pausing his conversation, and then using his finger to slowly stir it together. His finger. On a table littered with silverware. While he mocked the notion that Texas would need more than 20k in NIL funds. It was like watching Brando do a Col. Kurtz monologue. 

I just can't. 

Only 80% of that is true.  Maybe 75%

I certainly didn't mock the idea that we needed more than 20k in NIL funds, since the entire idea we had was to immediately raise 50k in NIL funds to buy an OU wide receiver away from them.  I just said I was out if it was more than 20k b/c I had 3 little kids and a business and an RV to drive. 
Also- I put the queso up and asked if anyone minded.  When I heard nobody respond I assumed everyone thought "this is a good idea and needs to happen" I had no idea that yall had never done that awesomeness before. 

Lesson learned. 

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Posted
18 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Only 80% of that is true.  Maybe 75%

I certainly didn't mock the idea that we needed more than 20k in NIL funds, since the entire idea we had was to immediately raise 50k in NIL funds to buy an OU wide receiver away from them.  I just said I was out if it was more than 20k b/c I had 3 little kids and a business and an RV to drive. 
Also- I put the queso up and asked if anyone minded.  When I heard nobody respond I assumed everyone thought "this is a good idea and needs to happen" I had no idea that yall had never done that awesomeness before. 

Lesson learned. 

There is a sociological phenomena known as the Bystander Effect. It’s where people witnessing horrific things are en masse powerless to break the spell and do something. So they sit and watch. It was taught to me at school with the case of a man beating a woman to death on a bridge while something like 70 people looked on and did nothing.
 

This was like that.  

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20 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Only 80% of that is true.  Maybe 75%

I certainly didn't mock the idea that we needed more than 20k in NIL funds, since the entire idea we had was to immediately raise 50k in NIL funds to buy an OU wide receiver away from them.  I just said I was out if it was more than 20k b/c I had 3 little kids and a business and an RV to drive. 
Also- I put the queso up and asked if anyone minded.  When I heard nobody respond I assumed everyone thought "this is a good idea and needs to happen" I had no idea that yall had never done that awesomeness before. 

Lesson learned. 

I assume that you licked your finger first to establish dominance of and control over your custom concoction.  Otherwise, why not use the silverware?  Either way, using your finger is nasty, but if you are going to do something, do it all the way.

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32 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Philistines like you would have had us never discover peanut butter and chocolate or mayo on a hamburger or other such amazing goodness in the culinary world. 

This sentence desperately needs the help of a comma, or two. The potential food concoctions one might make based on what you typed...

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Posted
3 hours ago, brojangles2 said:

I have NO idea why or how, and I do not question it, but Chilis has the best damn salsa on earth. 

You'd be in heaven if Torchy's had Chili's salsa, I'd imagine. 

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39 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Philistines like you would have had us never discover peanut butter and chocolate or mayo on a hamburger or other such amazing goodness in the culinary world

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17 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

There is a sociological phenomena known as the Bystander Effect. It’s where people witnessing horrific things are en masse powerless to break the spell and do something. So they sit and watch. It was taught to me at school with the case of a man beating a woman to death on a bridge while something like 70 people looked on and did nothing.
 

This was like that.  

Is that like a contact high? 

 

Posted
26 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Ok that's it for Kentucky, presumably. They can join Missouri on vacation.

In an hour or so we will see if South Carolina can join them.

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34 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Ok that's it for Kentucky, presumably. They can join Missouri on vacation.

In an hour or so we will see if South Carolina can join them.

The secsecsec honks claim kentucky is easily in at 13-17...er 18 now.

Posted (edited)

Not seeing it even with SEC bias, swept in 2 of last 3 series. My thought was at least 2 wins if not 3 in Hoover to cement a bid. 
 

Should add softball made it in with an 29-26 record so who the fuck knows. 

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When we went to fayettnam in the RV with Wulaw we went and had a dinner at a fine restaurant, spent about 125-150 a head in fayettnam which is some really high end shit. We walked outside and wulaw was looking not great, I was liquored up and ready to go try to convince a young coed to come back to the RV. We are walking down the street and wulaw proceeds to projectile vomit all over the street. We promptly ordered an uber and gave him water and threw him in the uber and went out without him. lol

@RGBIII can fill in the missing details.

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

a) the salsa at Chili’s is ass. wouldn’t make a top 500 salsa list for me

b) the trope that Chili’s makes good queso needs to go straight to hell. circumstances beyond my control had me at a Chili’s recently (select ball in the burbs) and we tried it again and it still sucks. my 11YO liked it though. 

c) i, along with @SydneyCartonand @RGBIII, have seen you defile both a queso and a salsa, sir. you cannot speak on this subject matter with authority. 

OK! I'll be the one, let's do this. List them off like Bubba Gump did shrimp

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Posted
2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

gata going with the LA-Dodgers-copy home-unis for their game about to start.

 


gata:
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LA Dodgers:

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Thank you for letting us know which ones are the Dodgers

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