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Posted
3 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Several of these will drastically affect Georgia's defense, if enforced--abrupt pre-snap shifts and defensive signals intended to draw the offense offsides. 

Yeah, Kirby got us a couple of times last year with that bullshit.

Posted
4 hours ago, Codaxx said:

Julian Edelman is 5'10". Livingstone is 6'4". But yeah, they are both white

Limas Sweed really reminded me of Devin Duvernay. Makes about as much sense. 

Posted
10 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

* When he excels, rube.

Four-Star WR Parker Livingstone Ends Recruiting Journey with Texas  Longhorns Commitment

Wait. He also plays guitar? Wow. He will set the single season yardage record at Texas. 

Posted
27 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

My honest worry is that these guys have so completely gone in the tank on the guy that expectations simply cannot be met. If he catches 35 for 600 and 4 tds on the season, there are various idiots who will be disappointed. That would be a solid first season for anyone. 

That said, our sample size is one target on a bad read from Arch where Jaggy dropped the ball and then Sarkisian could be seen gently berating Manning on the sidelines and saying “don’t throw it to that guy”. I think my expectations are calibrated correctly. It’s all of you who are going to be crying in your beers as Daylan McCutcheon passes him on the DC after the Florida game. 

Or, maybe, the two Dodge disciples will terrorize the SEC through rotations.  DM will be on the field taking the top off the defense and they'll see him rotated out for McStud when he needs a break.  Then, the opposing defense will get lax thinking "Oh boy, a white guy.  Thank God!  He can't possibly run faster than that closetojumping guy."  Then, he too will proceed to take the top off the defense on a 75 yard TD down the sideline galloping along like a gazelle while singing that classic tune "Way down yonder on the Chatahoochee it gets hotter than a hoochie coochie."

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Posted
29 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Basically, he's Jordan's identical twin.

I look forward to his Christmas commercials for Yak, regurgitated Yak milk. 

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

* When he excels, rube.

Four-Star WR Parker Livingstone Ends Recruiting Journey with Texas  Longhorns Commitment

Has an Austin Butler vibe, NTTAWWT. We’re gonna run the Elvis package.
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Posted
1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

Do not ever break character.  If Livingstone excels, going to be hilarious watching the rubes attack.

We’re supposed to be doing characters too?!?!?

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Posted
3 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Also, gotta love the new rule that makes Tech's "guns up" a penalty. 

Guns up penalty, followed by tortillas flying penalty.  Both are both BS.  But, I will be laughing my ass off.

Posted
1 hour ago, Mdhorn said:

Has an Austin Butler vibe, NTTAWWT. We’re gonna run the Elvis package.
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18 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Loved him in Elvis.  He got robbed of the Oscar.

Eh. Lets do this one instead.

 

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Posted
3 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

Has an Austin Butler vibe, NTTAWWT. We’re gonna run the Elvis package.
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I was thinking the same thing except Tex Watson. Maybe we can run the Helter Skelter package.

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Posted
7 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

x-posting here

 

Mia definitely wears the pants in that relationship. Total alpha move. 

8 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I’ll just put these here but new rules for this season. 

Scrums for fumbles will be interesting, not sure I understand the defenseless aspect of it. Would like to see video examples  

 

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Throw the flag on FSU tomahawk chop you cowards. /s

Posted
23 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Wait, they're actually room mates? It's not just a joke?

CTJ, you might as well pay me that $100 today. 

He's going to be swimming in Parker Livingstone jerseys soon.

Posted
On 8/13/2025 at 10:02 AM, closetojumping said:

I have never worn a jersey to a sporting event, as a fan, in my life. Surely I did not actually make a bet about wearing a jersey if McJaggerson rips off a good season. Right? I’m seeing it mentioned enough now that I’m paranoid I had some sort of delusional break and blindly agreed to stuff while mentally unconscious. 

That said, I will be wearing a “Grumpy” shirt as part of a themed trio at Magic Kingdom tomorrow, so I guess public humiliation via clothing is not impossible for me. I don’t think my wife posts here surreptitiously, though. 

Unfortunately, you haven't made the bet yet.  Want to?  I'm not really willing to put anything in other than buying the jersey since I also don't believe he'll get 750 yards.  

Posted
1 hour ago, hornbri said:

Did we know Livingstone and Manning were roommates? This is getting more intriguing. 

 

This is going to be the new “did you know Ryan Williams is just 17 years old??” line recycled twice every game, and we’ll want to murder the play-by-play announcer by Week 5

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Professor Chesney said:

This is going to be the new “did you know Ryan Williams is just 17 years old??” line recycled twice every game, and we’ll want to murder the play-by-play announcer by Week 5

Did you know that Sydmill Harris' dad is the Frank Sinatra of The Netherlands?

Posted
7 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

It's when a film has at least two named female characters who have dialogue with one another. 

You forgot "...about something other than a man."

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