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26 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Straight nightmare fuel.

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Not at all. Sark isn't going to let Mack spread his poison. He will use Mack for what Mack is good for and then shit him out like the turd that he is.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Shannon is the biggest camp surprise for me to this point. I had written that dude off. Jaydon Chatman too.

I would like to see a photo of your list of players that you had written off that is notarized with a date from before fall camp. 

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6 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

Yes, arthroscopic-assisted ACLs are very different, as are rehab protocols now, than what was done a couple of generations ago. Technically, I would call the LCL (lateral collateral ligament) the anterior part of the PLC (postero-lateral corner, not to be confused with the PCL, posterior cruciate ligament). Depending on whether he avulsed (pulled off) or tore mid-substance on his LCL, he might have had different surgeries; with a high-level RB like him, my guess is that he had some graft sewn in there unless it was obviously strictly avulsed. I can't remember with certainty, but I think the early concern was that Baxter had torn PCL, too. Not tearing PCL and not tearing more of the posterior portions of the PLC (eg Popliteus) would take some of my concerns away regarding aggressive early motion in therapy and hence help him be better positioned for a potentially faster and more complete recovery. Once he is this far out, his recovery trajectory is more about how rapidly he can re-train and how well he re-adapts to full go.

i was not aware of that waynes world GIF

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Mack needs a girdle and Sark needs a bra 

For real? Sark looks to be in much better shape than previously. Especially for a guy with an infant.
Yes I understand he's a millionaire and has lots of help. That shit is still hard.
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13 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Bobby’s thoughts this morning on scrimmage outcomes, etc.

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Steve Sarkisian will meet with the media immediately following this morning’s scrimmage.

It’ll be interesting to see exactly what Sark reveals.

After all, there is an open competition for the back-up QB role. There’s a group of players contending for a various combination of roles in the secondary (I heard yet again about Graceson Littleton’s ascent last night). And then there’s the health of the team, particularly the sidelining of Stanford transfer Emmett Mosley V most of the last week.

In other words, there are a lot of open questions, questions that scrimmages are specifically designed to answer.

We’ll see if the head coach decides to give us any of those answers or if he’s found them himself later today.

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The NCAA’s decision to prioritize financially penalizing Michigan rather than enforce substantial, lasting scholarship reductions (10-percent is a farce) fails to create any real deterrent to others in the future. It does so yet again.

What does someone have to do to get truly penalized?

Connor Stalions dressed as an opposing staffer and was on the sidelines of a future opponent’s game in an effort to steal intel.

Find me something more egregious than that - outside of gambling and illegal recruiting - that directly can effect the outcome of game in an institutional manner.

It’s just ridiculous what Michigan did and how they benefitted. That image of Stalions in a fake mustache and fake coaching credential will forever tarnish the image of Michigan.

The punishment IMO does not match the crime. Far from it.

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Gerry and I talked about the Texas run game in this morning’s Saturday Conversation.

Texas finished 69th in the country in rushing yards per game a year ago.

If Texas wants to win a national title, that figure alone must improve.

Perhaps it’s the rehabilitation of Cedric Baxter, perhaps it’s the threat of a QB run game, or maybe it’s the makeup of the interior OL (or perhaps a mix of all of those factors) that can do the trick.

But if Texas wants to win big this season, running the football effectively has to be a major piece of the puzzle.

Furthermore, if Texas can effectively run the ball, the Texas defense will get just that much better as a result.

Hook’Em!

 

slight derail: do scholarship limits even matter in the age of NIL?  "Sorry BillyBob, we can't give you a schollie, so you will need to walk-on and pay your own way.  BTW, here's a big NIL check".

Am I wrong? 

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My god the Mack haters seem to be the same guys that hate Quinn.

I suggest if you hate Mack so much you should try and find any of his former players that dislike him.

I will hang up and listen to.

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As a guy with a 3 and 1 year-old, I can confidently say that I'm in the worst shape of my adult life.

4 year old and 2 year old and I was in the worst shape of my life 15 lbs ago.
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5 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

My god the Mack haters seem to be the same guys that hate Quinn.

I suggest if you hate Mack so much you should try and find any of his former players that dislike him.

I will hang up and listen to.

There is a Mack thread, and his picture popping up here is not a reason to merge it into this one

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12 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

My god the Mack haters seem to be the same guys that hate Quinn.

I suggest if you hate Mack so much you should try and find any of his former players that dislike him.

I will hang up and listen to.

That's....not really how criticizing coaches works 

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2 hours ago, Bevo said:

 

It may not be so bad. I set up a friend with a girlfriend of mine and he tore a hamstring having sex with her. He got over it pretty quickly and we were playing rec ball a few weeks later. Interestingly, he never had to choose between rec ball and her. Mainly, because she broke up with him, but that's another story. 

Bevo is a pimp?

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3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I thought these two posts were attempts at sarcasm or being funny or something. Nope. After reading them again and seeing other responses, I see that vaginas are in full bloom on this site right now

The media team should run with this idea. Have a camera rolling as Sark tells Baxter that they’re going to run him into the ground against the preseason #3 team. But, there is zero chance he gets to build a resume and pad stats against mid-major teams after that. 

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You fuckers know Arch got his bell rung in the playoffs, you also know if it happens again we are an ass hair away from the David Ash situation. That would have been Owens and the freshman, we had to bring somebody else in.

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51 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

slight derail: do scholarship limits even matter in the age of NIL?  "Sorry BillyBob, we can't give you a schollie, so you will need to walk-on and pay your own way.  BTW, here's a big NIL check".

Am I wrong? 

Reportedly the NCAA is going to a roster of 105 with no walk ons, but no idea when that’s supposed to roll out.

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4 minutes ago, Dr Climax said:

You fuckers know Arch got his bell rung in the playoffs, you also know if it happens again we are an ass hair away from the David Ash situation. That would have been Owens and the freshman, we had to bring somebody else in.

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Has anyone argued we shouldn't have signed Caldwell?

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6 minutes ago, Dr Climax said:

You fuckers know Arch got his bell rung in the playoffs, you also know if it happens again we are an ass hair away from the David Ash situation. That would have been Owens and the freshman, we had to bring somebody else in.

Ash was on 3rd & Longhorn not too long ago talking about that situation. He said the injuries were much less serious than suspected when he decided to shut it down. Some of the symptoms he was experiencing weren’t even related to the concussion he sustained. That’s why he tried to pursue football again after getting to the bottom of it. 

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2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

I would like to see a photo of your list of players that you had written off that is notarized with a date from before fall camp. 

Everyone knows highly rated but lightly seen sophomore OL are completely cooked and will never contribute 

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1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

My god the Mack haters seem to be the same guys that hate Quinn.

I suggest if you hate Mack so much you should try and find any of his former players that dislike him.

I will hang up and listen to.

I don’t hate Quinn. He didn’t try to tear the program down when he left. 
 

Fuck Mack Brown. 

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1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Yep.   He was 14 of 21 for 156 and a touchdown for Troy on the road against the Big 10 juggernaut Iowa Hawkeyes.

That's actually not a bad box score against a very good defense 

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33 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

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One thing I can ask of you is that we should never judge him on his winning posts, I ask you to judge him on his losers, because he has so few.

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Ivy League smarts. Better athlete than an all American Safety.
 

Fighting for a job in South Dakota.

I’d like to introduce the poster to someone I know from the Valley. I hope he’s a Yankees fan  

#wearesouthdakotastate

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1 hour ago, Llamadrama said:


4 year old and 2 year old and I was in the worst shape of my life 15 lbs ago.

2 and half year old and still hangin tough 

The key is to prioritize the workout over your children bc of the second and third order benefits

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Alright, listen up, y’all! This is "Baby" Billy Freeman, comin’ at ya with that fire and brimstone energy, and let me tell ya, there ain’t nothin’ in this world finer than the Southeastern Conference! The SEC, bless its heart, is the promised land of college football, where the gridiron’s hotter than a South Carolina summer and the tailgates are a sanctified celebration of pigskin glory! From the rollin’ tide in Alabama to them dawgs barkin’ in Georgia, every snap’s a sermon, every touchdown’s a miracle! Now, there are many legends of the SEC. You heard the legend of two Aggies touchin’ dicks in the bathroom at Kyle Field, but that ain’t the important  part of this story—It's about you's Texas Longhorns joinin’ the fold; them other SEC nerds can’t even see solid gold when I’m shittin’ it right in front of them, but yall boys are ready to drop nuggets of pure victory now that you's in the SEC promised land!

Speakin’ of which, come August 30th, when you's Longhorns march into that heathen den up in Columbus to face off against them godforsaken Ohio State Buckeyes, oh, I hate them Buckeyes more than the devil hates a Sunday sermon—they’re a bunch of northern sinners thinkin’ they can tango with SEC fire, but they’ll get smote like Goliath!

And y’all, ol’ Baby Billy’s got a plan to turn this holy war into heavenly profit: I’m launchin’ the “Baby Billy Buckeye Buster Prayer Hotline,” where for just a faithful donation of $29.99, I’ll personally pray over your phone line for Texas to crush ‘em, and if the Lord delivers that win, you’ll feel the blessings multiply in your wallet like loaves and fishes! Plus, I’m sellin’ limited-edition blessed Longhorn talismans—wear one, and not only does it ward off Buckeye evil, but it’ll attract good fortune, maybe even inspire you to place a little wager on the side, knowin’ the good Lord’s on our team! All proceeds be going to Mack Browns girdle. 

Y’all better get right with the SEC, ‘cause this here’s where legends are born, and we don’t just play football—we live it, breathe it, and praise it like a hallelujah chorus! Go SEC, and may the good Lord bless em ya good!

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8 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

2 and half year old and still hangin tough 

The key is to prioritize the workout over your children bc of the second and third order benefits

I put a bean bag and a tv with Disney + and yt kids in my gym. It’s buys you at least an hour any time you want. Started at 3yo and it usually keeps them content  until around 6yo or 7yo. The older one wants to join me now on certain exercises. She’s doing things like box jumps and pull ups now. Like you said, the benefits are awesome. 

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6 minutes ago, Baby Billy said:

Alright, listen up, y’all! This is "Baby" Billy Freeman, comin’ at ya with that fire and brimstone energy, and let me tell ya, there ain’t nothin’ in this world finer than the Southeastern Conference! The SEC, bless its heart, is the promised land of college football, where the gridiron’s hotter than a South Carolina summer and the tailgates are a sanctified celebration of pigskin glory! From the rollin’ tide in Alabama to them dawgs barkin’ in Georgia, every snap’s a sermon, every touchdown’s a miracle! Now, there are many legends of the SEC. You heard the legend of two Aggies touchin’ dicks in the bathroom at Kyle Field, but that ain’t the important  part of this story—It's about you's Texas Longhorns joinin’ the fold; them other SEC nerds can’t even see solid gold when I’m shittin’ it right in front of them, but yall boys are ready to drop nuggets of pure victory now that you's in the SEC promised land!

Speakin’ of which, come August 30th, when you's Longhorns march into that heathen den up in Columbus to face off against them godforsaken Ohio State Buckeyes, oh, I hate them Buckeyes more than the devil hates a Sunday sermon—they’re a bunch of northern sinners thinkin’ they can tango with SEC fire, but they’ll get smote like Goliath!

And y’all, ol’ Baby Billy’s got a plan to turn this holy war into heavenly profit: I’m launchin’ the “Baby Billy Buckeye Buster Prayer Hotline,” where for just a faithful donation of $29.99, I’ll personally pray over your phone line for Texas to crush ‘em, and if the Lord delivers that win, you’ll feel the blessings multiply in your wallet like loaves and fishes! Plus, I’m sellin’ limited-edition blessed Longhorn talismans—wear one, and not only does it ward off Buckeye evil, but it’ll attract good fortune, maybe even inspire you to place a little wager on the side, knowin’ the good Lord’s on our team! All proceeds be going to Mack Browns girdle. 

Y’all better get right with the SEC, ‘cause this here’s where legends are born, and we don’t just play football—we live it, breathe it, and praise it like a hallelujah chorus! Go SEC, and may the good Lord bless em ya good!

Was this written with AI?

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12 minutes ago, Baby Billy said:

Alright, listen up, y’all! This is "Baby" Billy Freeman, comin’ at ya with that fire and brimstone energy, and let me tell ya, there ain’t nothin’ in this world finer than the Southeastern Conference! The SEC, bless its heart, is the promised land of college football, where the gridiron’s hotter than a South Carolina summer and the tailgates are a sanctified celebration of pigskin glory! From the rollin’ tide in Alabama to them dawgs barkin’ in Georgia, every snap’s a sermon, every touchdown’s a miracle! Now, there are many legends of the SEC. You heard the legend of two Aggies touchin’ dicks in the bathroom at Kyle Field, but that ain’t the important  part of this story—It's about you's Texas Longhorns joinin’ the fold; them other SEC nerds can’t even see solid gold when I’m shittin’ it right in front of them, but yall boys are ready to drop nuggets of pure victory now that you's in the SEC promised land!

Speakin’ of which, come August 30th, when you's Longhorns march into that heathen den up in Columbus to face off against them godforsaken Ohio State Buckeyes, oh, I hate them Buckeyes more than the devil hates a Sunday sermon—they’re a bunch of northern sinners thinkin’ they can tango with SEC fire, but they’ll get smote like Goliath!

And y’all, ol’ Baby Billy’s got a plan to turn this holy war into heavenly profit: I’m launchin’ the “Baby Billy Buckeye Buster Prayer Hotline,” where for just a faithful donation of $29.99, I’ll personally pray over your phone line for Texas to crush ‘em, and if the Lord delivers that win, you’ll feel the blessings multiply in your wallet like loaves and fishes! Plus, I’m sellin’ limited-edition blessed Longhorn talismans—wear one, and not only does it ward off Buckeye evil, but it’ll attract good fortune, maybe even inspire you to place a little wager on the side, knowin’ the good Lord’s on our team! All proceeds be going to Mack Browns girdle. 

Y’all better get right with the SEC, ‘cause this here’s where legends are born, and we don’t just play football—we live it, breathe it, and praise it like a hallelujah chorus! Go SEC, and may the good Lord bless em ya good!

 

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12 minutes ago, Baby Billy said:

Alright, listen up, y’all! This is "Baby" Billy Freeman, comin’ at ya with that fire and brimstone energy, and let me tell ya, there ain’t nothin’ in this world finer than the Southeastern Conference! The SEC, bless its heart, is the promised land of college football, where the gridiron’s hotter than a South Carolina summer and the tailgates are a sanctified celebration of pigskin glory! From the rollin’ tide in Alabama to them dawgs barkin’ in Georgia, every snap’s a sermon, every touchdown’s a miracle! Now, there are many legends of the SEC. You heard the legend of two Aggies touchin’ dicks in the bathroom at Kyle Field, but that ain’t the important  part of this story—It's about you's Texas Longhorns joinin’ the fold; them other SEC nerds can’t even see solid gold when I’m shittin’ it right in front of them, but yall boys are ready to drop nuggets of pure victory now that you's in the SEC promised land!

Speakin’ of which, come August 30th, when you's Longhorns march into that heathen den up in Columbus to face off against them godforsaken Ohio State Buckeyes, oh, I hate them Buckeyes more than the devil hates a Sunday sermon—they’re a bunch of northern sinners thinkin’ they can tango with SEC fire, but they’ll get smote like Goliath!

And y’all, ol’ Baby Billy’s got a plan to turn this holy war into heavenly profit: I’m launchin’ the “Baby Billy Buckeye Buster Prayer Hotline,” where for just a faithful donation of $29.99, I’ll personally pray over your phone line for Texas to crush ‘em, and if the Lord delivers that win, you’ll feel the blessings multiply in your wallet like loaves and fishes! Plus, I’m sellin’ limited-edition blessed Longhorn talismans—wear one, and not only does it ward off Buckeye evil, but it’ll attract good fortune, maybe even inspire you to place a little wager on the side, knowin’ the good Lord’s on our team! All proceeds be going to Mack Browns girdle. 

Y’all better get right with the SEC, ‘cause this here’s where legends are born, and we don’t just play football—we live it, breathe it, and praise it like a hallelujah chorus! Go SEC, and may the good Lord bless em ya good!

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23 minutes ago, Baby Billy said:

Alright, listen up, y’all! This is "Baby" Billy Freeman, comin’ at ya with that fire and brimstone energy, and let me tell ya, there ain’t nothin’ in this world finer than the Southeastern Conference! The SEC, bless its heart, is the promised land of college football, where the gridiron’s hotter than a South Carolina summer and the tailgates are a sanctified celebration of pigskin glory! From the rollin’ tide in Alabama to them dawgs barkin’ in Georgia, every snap’s a sermon, every touchdown’s a miracle! Now, there are many legends of the SEC. You heard the legend of two Aggies touchin’ dicks in the bathroom at Kyle Field, but that ain’t the important  part of this story—It's about you's Texas Longhorns joinin’ the fold; them other SEC nerds can’t even see solid gold when I’m shittin’ it right in front of them, but yall boys are ready to drop nuggets of pure victory now that you's in the SEC promised land!

Speakin’ of which, come August 30th, when you's Longhorns march into that heathen den up in Columbus to face off against them godforsaken Ohio State Buckeyes, oh, I hate them Buckeyes more than the devil hates a Sunday sermon—they’re a bunch of northern sinners thinkin’ they can tango with SEC fire, but they’ll get smote like Goliath!

And y’all, ol’ Baby Billy’s got a plan to turn this holy war into heavenly profit: I’m launchin’ the “Baby Billy Buckeye Buster Prayer Hotline,” where for just a faithful donation of $29.99, I’ll personally pray over your phone line for Texas to crush ‘em, and if the Lord delivers that win, you’ll feel the blessings multiply in your wallet like loaves and fishes! Plus, I’m sellin’ limited-edition blessed Longhorn talismans—wear one, and not only does it ward off Buckeye evil, but it’ll attract good fortune, maybe even inspire you to place a little wager on the side, knowin’ the good Lord’s on our team! All proceeds be going to Mack Browns girdle. 

Y’all better get right with the SEC, ‘cause this here’s where legends are born, and we don’t just play football—we live it, breathe it, and praise it like a hallelujah chorus! Go SEC, and may the good Lord bless em ya good!

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25 minutes ago, Baby Billy said:

Alright, listen up, y’all! This is "Baby" Billy Freeman, comin’ at ya with that fire and brimstone energy, and let me tell ya, there ain’t nothin’ in this world finer than the Southeastern Conference! The SEC, bless its heart, is the promised land of college football, where the gridiron’s hotter than a South Carolina summer and the tailgates are a sanctified celebration of pigskin glory! From the rollin’ tide in Alabama to them dawgs barkin’ in Georgia, every snap’s a sermon, every touchdown’s a miracle! Now, there are many legends of the SEC. You heard the legend of two Aggies touchin’ dicks in the bathroom at Kyle Field, but that ain’t the important  part of this story—It's about you's Texas Longhorns joinin’ the fold; them other SEC nerds can’t even see solid gold when I’m shittin’ it right in front of them, but yall boys are ready to drop nuggets of pure victory now that you's in the SEC promised land!

Speakin’ of which, come August 30th, when you's Longhorns march into that heathen den up in Columbus to face off against them godforsaken Ohio State Buckeyes, oh, I hate them Buckeyes more than the devil hates a Sunday sermon—they’re a bunch of northern sinners thinkin’ they can tango with SEC fire, but they’ll get smote like Goliath!

And y’all, ol’ Baby Billy’s got a plan to turn this holy war into heavenly profit: I’m launchin’ the “Baby Billy Buckeye Buster Prayer Hotline,” where for just a faithful donation of $29.99, I’ll personally pray over your phone line for Texas to crush ‘em, and if the Lord delivers that win, you’ll feel the blessings multiply in your wallet like loaves and fishes! Plus, I’m sellin’ limited-edition blessed Longhorn talismans—wear one, and not only does it ward off Buckeye evil, but it’ll attract good fortune, maybe even inspire you to place a little wager on the side, knowin’ the good Lord’s on our team! All proceeds be going to Mack Browns girdle. 

Y’all better get right with the SEC, ‘cause this here’s where legends are born, and we don’t just play football—we live it, breathe it, and praise it like a hallelujah chorus! Go SEC, and may the good Lord bless em ya good!

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I understand that the spread makes the OSU game a neutral site pick em but can someone explain to me why we aren’t favored in this one?  They are starting a guy with something like 5 plays under his belt behind a suspect OL while facing a Texas front 7 that will be putting him under constant pressure.  Their DL is very similar to what we saw with Michigan last year.  Great starters but not deep.  Sark exhausted that group by the end of the first quarter by forcing them to run sideline to sideline then ran over the backups.  Smith and Downs will have their moments but I don’t see many areas where OSU has an advantage and I’m usually on the nervous/pessimistic side.  What am I missing?

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26 minutes ago, Baby Billy said:

Alright, listen up, y’all! This is "Baby" Billy Freeman, comin’ at ya with that fire and brimstone energy, and let me tell ya, there ain’t nothin’ in this world finer than the Southeastern Conference! The SEC, bless its heart, is the promised land of college football, where the gridiron’s hotter than a South Carolina summer and the tailgates are a sanctified celebration of pigskin glory! From the rollin’ tide in Alabama to them dawgs barkin’ in Georgia, every snap’s a sermon, every touchdown’s a miracle! Now, there are many legends of the SEC. You heard the legend of two Aggies touchin’ dicks in the bathroom at Kyle Field, but that ain’t the important  part of this story—It's about you's Texas Longhorns joinin’ the fold; them other SEC nerds can’t even see solid gold when I’m shittin’ it right in front of them, but yall boys are ready to drop nuggets of pure victory now that you's in the SEC promised land!

Speakin’ of which, come August 30th, when you's Longhorns march into that heathen den up in Columbus to face off against them godforsaken Ohio State Buckeyes, oh, I hate them Buckeyes more than the devil hates a Sunday sermon—they’re a bunch of northern sinners thinkin’ they can tango with SEC fire, but they’ll get smote like Goliath!

And y’all, ol’ Baby Billy’s got a plan to turn this holy war into heavenly profit: I’m launchin’ the “Baby Billy Buckeye Buster Prayer Hotline,” where for just a faithful donation of $29.99, I’ll personally pray over your phone line for Texas to crush ‘em, and if the Lord delivers that win, you’ll feel the blessings multiply in your wallet like loaves and fishes! Plus, I’m sellin’ limited-edition blessed Longhorn talismans—wear one, and not only does it ward off Buckeye evil, but it’ll attract good fortune, maybe even inspire you to place a little wager on the side, knowin’ the good Lord’s on our team! All proceeds be going to Mack Browns girdle. 

Y’all better get right with the SEC, ‘cause this here’s where legends are born, and we don’t just play football—we live it, breathe it, and praise it like a hallelujah chorus! Go SEC, and may the good Lord bless em ya good!

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29 minutes ago, Baby Billy said:

Alright, listen up, y’all! This is "Baby" Billy Freeman, comin’ at ya with that fire and brimstone energy, and let me tell ya, there ain’t nothin’ in this world finer than the Southeastern Conference! The SEC, bless its heart, is the promised land of college football, where the gridiron’s hotter than a South Carolina summer and the tailgates are a sanctified celebration of pigskin glory! From the rollin’ tide in Alabama to them dawgs barkin’ in Georgia, every snap’s a sermon, every touchdown’s a miracle! Now, there are many legends of the SEC. You heard the legend of two Aggies touchin’ dicks in the bathroom at Kyle Field, but that ain’t the important  part of this story—It's about you's Texas Longhorns joinin’ the fold; them other SEC nerds can’t even see solid gold when I’m shittin’ it right in front of them, but yall boys are ready to drop nuggets of pure victory now that you's in the SEC promised land!

Speakin’ of which, come August 30th, when you's Longhorns march into that heathen den up in Columbus to face off against them godforsaken Ohio State Buckeyes, oh, I hate them Buckeyes more than the devil hates a Sunday sermon—they’re a bunch of northern sinners thinkin’ they can tango with SEC fire, but they’ll get smote like Goliath!

And y’all, ol’ Baby Billy’s got a plan to turn this holy war into heavenly profit: I’m launchin’ the “Baby Billy Buckeye Buster Prayer Hotline,” where for just a faithful donation of $29.99, I’ll personally pray over your phone line for Texas to crush ‘em, and if the Lord delivers that win, you’ll feel the blessings multiply in your wallet like loaves and fishes! Plus, I’m sellin’ limited-edition blessed Longhorn talismans—wear one, and not only does it ward off Buckeye evil, but it’ll attract good fortune, maybe even inspire you to place a little wager on the side, knowin’ the good Lord’s on our team! All proceeds be going to Mack Browns girdle. 

Y’all better get right with the SEC, ‘cause this here’s where legends are born, and we don’t just play football—we live it, breathe it, and praise it like a hallelujah chorus! Go SEC, and may the good Lord bless em ya good!

 

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30 minutes ago, Baby Billy said:

Alright, listen up, y’all! This is "Baby" Billy Freeman, comin’ at ya with that fire and brimstone energy, and let me tell ya, there ain’t nothin’ in this world finer than the Southeastern Conference! The SEC, bless its heart, is the promised land of college football, where the gridiron’s hotter than a South Carolina summer and the tailgates are a sanctified celebration of pigskin glory! From the rollin’ tide in Alabama to them dawgs barkin’ in Georgia, every snap’s a sermon, every touchdown’s a miracle! Now, there are many legends of the SEC. You heard the legend of two Aggies touchin’ dicks in the bathroom at Kyle Field, but that ain’t the important  part of this story—It's about you's Texas Longhorns joinin’ the fold; them other SEC nerds can’t even see solid gold when I’m shittin’ it right in front of them, but yall boys are ready to drop nuggets of pure victory now that you's in the SEC promised land!

Speakin’ of which, come August 30th, when you's Longhorns march into that heathen den up in Columbus to face off against them godforsaken Ohio State Buckeyes, oh, I hate them Buckeyes more than the devil hates a Sunday sermon—they’re a bunch of northern sinners thinkin’ they can tango with SEC fire, but they’ll get smote like Goliath!

And y’all, ol’ Baby Billy’s got a plan to turn this holy war into heavenly profit: I’m launchin’ the “Baby Billy Buckeye Buster Prayer Hotline,” where for just a faithful donation of $29.99, I’ll personally pray over your phone line for Texas to crush ‘em, and if the Lord delivers that win, you’ll feel the blessings multiply in your wallet like loaves and fishes! Plus, I’m sellin’ limited-edition blessed Longhorn talismans—wear one, and not only does it ward off Buckeye evil, but it’ll attract good fortune, maybe even inspire you to place a little wager on the side, knowin’ the good Lord’s on our team! All proceeds be going to Mack Browns girdle. 

Y’all better get right with the SEC, ‘cause this here’s where legends are born, and we don’t just play football—we live it, breathe it, and praise it like a hallelujah chorus! Go SEC, and may the good Lord bless em ya good!

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33 minutes ago, Baby Billy said:

Alright, listen up, y’all! This is "Baby" Billy Freeman, comin’ at ya with that fire and brimstone energy, and let me tell ya, there ain’t nothin’ in this world finer than the Southeastern Conference! The SEC, bless its heart, is the promised land of college football, where the gridiron’s hotter than a South Carolina summer and the tailgates are a sanctified celebration of pigskin glory! From the rollin’ tide in Alabama to them dawgs barkin’ in Georgia, every snap’s a sermon, every touchdown’s a miracle! Now, there are many legends of the SEC. You heard the legend of two Aggies touchin’ dicks in the bathroom at Kyle Field, but that ain’t the important  part of this story—It's about you's Texas Longhorns joinin’ the fold; them other SEC nerds can’t even see solid gold when I’m shittin’ it right in front of them, but yall boys are ready to drop nuggets of pure victory now that you's in the SEC promised land!

Speakin’ of which, come August 30th, when you's Longhorns march into that heathen den up in Columbus to face off against them godforsaken Ohio State Buckeyes, oh, I hate them Buckeyes more than the devil hates a Sunday sermon—they’re a bunch of northern sinners thinkin’ they can tango with SEC fire, but they’ll get smote like Goliath!

And y’all, ol’ Baby Billy’s got a plan to turn this holy war into heavenly profit: I’m launchin’ the “Baby Billy Buckeye Buster Prayer Hotline,” where for just a faithful donation of $29.99, I’ll personally pray over your phone line for Texas to crush ‘em, and if the Lord delivers that win, you’ll feel the blessings multiply in your wallet like loaves and fishes! Plus, I’m sellin’ limited-edition blessed Longhorn talismans—wear one, and not only does it ward off Buckeye evil, but it’ll attract good fortune, maybe even inspire you to place a little wager on the side, knowin’ the good Lord’s on our team! All proceeds be going to Mack Browns girdle. 

Y’all better get right with the SEC, ‘cause this here’s where legends are born, and we don’t just play football—we live it, breathe it, and praise it like a hallelujah chorus! Go SEC, and may the good Lord bless em ya good!

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2 hours ago, Llamadrama said:


4 year old and 2 year old and I was in the worst shape of my life 15 lbs ago.

I heard that good dads gain 15 lbs with each kid…

…I must be a GREAT dad because I have 2 kids and I gained about 50 lbs

(I actually lost it all now but I did gain it in the early kid days!)

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27 minutes ago, Alot said:

I understand that the spread makes the OSU game a neutral site pick em but can someone explain to me why we aren’t favored in this one?  They are starting a guy with something like 5 plays under his belt behind a suspect OL while facing a Texas front 7 that will be putting him under constant pressure.  Their DL is very similar to what we saw with Michigan last year.  Great starters but not deep.  Sark exhausted that group by the end of the first quarter by forcing them to run sideline to sideline then ran over the backups.  Smith and Downs will have their moments but I don’t see many areas where OSU has an advantage and I’m usually on the nervous/pessimistic side.  What am I missing?

A chance to make some $$$$?

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