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2 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

The loss to Napier was so bad, we literally dropped out of the AP poll #9 to #27 😂😂😂

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That Florida upended Texas is a surprise, to be sure, but not like realizing the guy from "White Lotus" also played Uncle Rico in "Napoleon Dynamite." We could, after all, have seen this coming. Billy Napier is college football's Jason Voorhees -- drown, hacked, flambéed and forced to watch all the entire DVD collection of "According to Jim," and yet he keeps coming back. Napier cannot be felled by conventional weapons. Florida will only be able to fire him after enlisting the help of witch doctors, paranormal psychologists and Auburnboosters. Napier is like "Grey's Anatomy," a thing you're shocked to learn is somehow still going each new college football season.

Napier's latest revival came in a 29-21 win over Texas in which the Gators' defense racked up six sacks, picked off Arch Manning twice and held the Longhorns to 52 yards on the ground. The only highlight for Texas was a late-game sack in which Manning's helmet popped off, and his mop of disheveled hair forced all of America to swoon just long enough to forget Texas was the preseason No. 1 team in the country. Manning and the Horns have been this season's version of an "Avatar" sequel -- a massive endeavor earning millions of dollars based on a legacy franchise, while no one's quite sure why we're still supposed to care.

ESpin shitting on both programs, but Florida had shit the bed so thoroughly prior to playing Texas that the horns losing to the gators must’ve looked far worse to everyone than was truly justified.

Our loss to Miami isn’t looking quite as bad…. oh fuck that, it was horrible….

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Posted
19 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

ESpin shitting on both programs, but Florida had shit the bed so thoroughly prior to playing Texas that the horns losing to the gators must’ve looked far worse to everyone than was truly justified.

Our loss to Miami isn’t looking quite as bad…. oh fuck that, it was horrible….

Are y'all mad that we basically extended his tenure for at least a few more weeks? 

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Cross posting. Many here probably know that with no OL we are not going anywhere this year. This just puts a punctuation on why we lost two semifinals with the game on the line. Some guy from Washington penetrated way to quickly and need I bring up Ohio State. 

 

 

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Posted
2 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Can we atleast give the coach that went to back to back semifinals the rest of this season to figure things out

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Since we’re bitching about anything and everything now. I think Sarks injury philosophy of holding players out for any little thing is creating an atmosphere of pussification. There is a difference between injured and hurt. Hurt players obviously shouldn’t play. For instance, Wisner should have played in our last game. 

Wisner came up lame, holding a hamstring on his touchdown.
Posted
1 hour ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

Are y'all mad that we basically extended his tenure for at least a few more weeks? 

Are you sure they did?  I know less about football than anyone else on this board and I was absolutely not impressed with Napier during this game.  Like “Holy Shit” not impressed. 

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9 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Wisner came up lame, holding a hamstring on his touchdown.

That philosophy may have changed mid-game on Saturday when Livingstone was back on the field just an hour after not being able to walk off on his own power. Guess time will tell.

Posted
3 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Get fucking destroyed by OU next weekend won’t move us back into top 20

 

Get a grip, guys. The sky is not falling. We just suck. 

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15 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Are you sure they did?  I know less about football than anyone else on this board and I was absolutely not impressed with Napier during this game.  Like “Holy Shit” not impressed. 

They're not gonna fire him after a ranked win. Texas wins that going away yesterday and I believe Florida is an open job tomorrow morning. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

Indeed, let us be exact…Mack Brown was fired after the 2013 season at Texas.

 

The 2009 season ended with an MNC appearance.

 

Which was lost because Mack had only one backup QB, a freshman with poor eyesight, who had taken fairly few snaps, only in garbage time, who was your Sunday Newspaper Parade Magazine High School Football Player of the Year, and on basically about the same level as Arch at the same age.

Unfortuately your Shoulda-had-the-Heisman QB - a Mister McCoy - got speared in the shoulder by a 500-pound Bammer DL, allowed by refs to try a few throws to see if he could play, and couldn't. Texas had to take an official time out to do the testing and allow QB2 to find his helmet, which wound up taking long enough that the refs threatened to charge another time out.

The Kid finally found his helmet, got in the game and converted a couple TD opportunities into field goals.

Although Texas came close, Bama scored two more TDs in desperation/garbage time of the last couple of minutes and made it look like a three score blowout.

After the game, Mack announced that he was going to follow the example of the other team's Head Coach, Saban, and create a running team. He didn't mention that he allegedly had told his Defensive Coordinator, Will Muschamp,  that he was going to retire after the game and Coach Muschamp, whose official title included the words "Head Coach In Waiting" would be the new Head Coach.

Mack allegedly excused himself by claiming he never said he was going to retire, but that he was planning to retire... but had simply changed his plans. You can imagine how happy Muschamp was.

That, mind you, was at the end of the 2009 season. 

Me? I put the start of the Wildeness Wandering right there.

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Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, scramblyn said:

Yes worthy and banks. Very little for golden. First round dunno, an nfl baller without sark, absolutely. 

now your turn … year five for sark - name more players he’s recruited than Herman players that have been drafted in the first or second rounds. 

im not advocating for his firing but his play off teams weren’t entirely with his players and numerous star players were recruited by someone else. 

 

Sark only has one draft eligible class plus his transition class. I’m on record about how the 2022 class was underwhelming elsewhere, but draft development is a weird thing to criticize at this point. 

To answer the question: Sark has signed and developed 4 more 1st and 2nd rounders (Banks, Murphy, Worthy, Brooks) than Herman, who only sent one of his recruits to the league after his fourth year (Cosmi). Conor Williams was also drafted in the second round under Herman, but he was a Strong signee and therefore doesn’t count under your criteria. Sark did put 4 more Herman recruits into the first two rounds (Sweat, Collins, Bijan, Barron). That seems like a positive for Sark though? To your stuff about the portal, Sark has three portal players in the first three rounds (Mitchell, Mukuba, Golden). Sark’s “stars” have been a pretty even split of his signees (4), Herman holdovers (4), and portal players (3). That’s not a bad thing. Sark deserves a lot of credit for talent acquisition and development.

Arguing about recruiting and the draft uncritically misses the real issues: poor talent acquisition specifically on the OL, poor coaching in the run game, penalties, special teams, and situational football (RZ/3D). Those things are sinking us. They’re so glaringly bad we can’t overcome the expected growing pains and occasional off performance. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Yes.

My best friend from high school texted me and asked, “What has Florida ever done to Texas to make them hate us so much they’d let us win?”

Chris Doering.  He’s a bigger dickfaced tool than the king…Trev fucking Alberts.  I fucking hate that prick.  The only saving grace for me is that aggy or Florida MUST lose next weekend because they play each other.  If aggy loses, great.  If Florida loses, then I get to watch that whiny cocksucker bitch and moan on the post game shows.  He’s a grade A douchebag and I hate the son of a bitch.  Fuck you, Cunt Doering!

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4 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Sark only has one draft eligible class plus his transition class. I’m on record about how the 2022 class was underwhelming elsewhere, but draft development is a weird thing to criticize at this point. 

To answer the question: Sark has signed and developed 4 more 1st and 2nd rounders (Banks, Murphy, Worthy, Brooks) than Herman, who only sent one of his recruits to the league after his fourth year (Cosmi). Conor Williams was also drafted in the second round under Herman, but he was a Strong signee and therefore doesn’t count under your criteria. Sark did put 4 more Herman recruits into the first two rounds (Sweat, Collins, Bijan, Barron). That seems like a positive for Sark though? To your stuff about the portal, Sark has three portal players in the first three rounds (Mitchell, Mukuba, Golden). Sark’s “stars” have been a pretty even split of his signees (4), Herman holdovers (4), and portal players (3). That’s not a bad thing. Sark deserves a lot of credit for talent acquisition and development.

Arguing about recruiting and the draft uncritically misses the real issues: poor talent acquisition specifically on the OL, poor coaching in the run game, penalties, special teams, and situational football (RZ/3D). Those things are sinking us. They’re so glaringly bad we can’t overcome the expected growing pains and occasional off performance. 

Thank you. Sark’s player development has been solid. Best we’ve had in 20 years. 

Posted
9 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

Tom Herman recruited them, and PK got them drafted. What recruit has Sark personally recruited that has gone in the first rd? Not Banks, Barron, Golden, Murphy, Worthy. 

Banks was all Oregon before Cristobal left. 

Michigan screwed up Worthy's addition. 

Barron, Sweat, Murphy, were all Herman guys. 

Mukuba was a portal. 

Golden was a portal. 

Not a single player Sark has recruited has gone in the 1st or 2ns rd. The highest rated recruit in history went in the 7th rd. 

So you tell me, what's the deal? We're in year 5. Everyone has heen either a portal or just luck/coincidence. We weren't their first pick. 

Of all of the dumb things I've read over the past 24 hours, this is probably the dumbest.

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