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1 minute ago, tokamak said:

Why on Earth would Sanchez give a single fuck about where a work truck is parked at midnight? Nothing I've read indicates that he was driving and the truck was blocking him, for example.

That’s the mystery. Motive (if other than being crazed drunk isn’t one.) why did he care? Was he meeting up with someone? For whatever reason and concerned the victim in the alley knew who he was kind of thing? I’ve no clue. The victim said Mark was highly intoxicated acting scary erratic and he could smell the alcohol so unless Mark was waiting on a date for the night or something else and just didn’t want that guy telling the press he saw Mark Sanchez in an alley doing something nefarious I have no clue. There is no indication from what I’ve read the victim knew even who he was. Just a random violent drunk guy to the victim acting crazy. 

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Have y’all never been blackout drunk before? You do stupid shitnand have no control of yourself. Occam’s razor don’t project 4D chess.

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1 minute ago, Vermin said:

Have y’all never been blackout drunk before? You do stupid shitnand have no control of yourself. Occam’s razor don’t project 4D chess.


I’ve been so drunk that people would stop and take a double take at me and my girl while we were stumbling down bourbon street.

I have never thought - hmmm… I’m gonna go karen that delivery truck driver down this alley because reasons.

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10 minutes ago, GenXer said:


I’ve been so drunk that people would stop and take a double take at me and my girl while we were stumbling down bourbon street.

I have never thought - hmmm… I’m gonna go karen that delivery truck driver down this alley because reasons.

It’s a sad story.

 

I try to imagine a 69 year old dude, still working, (hey gen Z’ers wake up) doing a job I’ve never heard of until reading this story.

in the process of which gets brutally attacked by a multimillionaire who ought to have known better unless there is more to the story going on with Sanchez himself. I agree it’s probably just getting shitty ass drunk and acting like an asshole unless there is something more there. 

Victim will likely sue and should get compensation for what happened to him.

And I suppose it’s a silver lining in the sense that he will get something monetarily out of it. I don’t mean that to sound cynical at all. Im not making light of what happened. But maybe the dude can retire. Not that he would have ever wanted it to go down this way. 

I weighed in bc I got pissed there were insinuations that the victim was somehow at fault for what happened to him. I see nothing to support that and clearly the camera footage supports the LE charges against Sanchez. Nothing has been said about any audio being captured so that may never be known but cameras don’t lie. 

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1 minute ago, MrBig said:

 

That reminds me of the Ralph Macchio “Funny or Die” video a couple of years ago. Bonsai mother fucker. If you haven’t seen this please watch it. It has to be one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen. 
 

this is basically the first thing I thought of when I heard Le was pressing charges against Sanchez 

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38 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Have y’all never been blackout drunk before? You do stupid shitnand have no control of yourself. Occam’s razor don’t project 4D chess.

Are you forgetting what site you’re on?

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11 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I can’t believe you guys are defending the 70 year old.  Look, if some motherfucker is parked in front of my hotel and blocking the alley while emptying out some grease traps when I’m leaving the bar, he’s going to move his truck or he’s getting his ass kicked. I don’t know who the fuck that old man thinks he is, but that is completely unacceptable behavior. He may have well have been jaywalking or turning right on red without coming to a complete stop. I’m glad we have heroes like Sanchez sticking up for the rest of us and who are willing to take the pepper spray and the blade so that our alleys are not obstructed. 

Mitch Cumsteena man wearing a clown wig and a shirt that says over on it

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On 10/4/2025 at 8:55 PM, Vermin said:

What a vile POS for a multimillionaire to fuck with delivery drivers. He's lucky he didn't get shot like that other punk instead of merely stabbed.

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He was probably stabbed with the plastic knife the door dash guy brings.  Otherwise he probably would have been gutted like a carp.

i would think the da might consider some more serious charges once they investigate.

that driver gonna sign up racehorse Haynes or similar and get a big ass payday.  
 

can you imagine Sanchez sobering up and trying to remember your evening with a pepper sprayed face and stitches in your gut.  “I did what????”  He’s gonna be doing sports on a am station in a market like Paragould Arkansas.  

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2 hours ago, Vermin said:

Have y’all never been blackout drunk before? You do stupid shitnand have no control of yourself. Occam’s razor don’t project 4D chess.

If your blackout drunk persona is angry and violent, then you shouldn't be getting blackout drunk. 

\Captain Obvious

My blackout persona is dumb as a box of rocks but oddly charming.

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6 hours ago, General Specific said:

I’m just surprised there is not a “do you know who I am” moment.

"Oh yeah.  I remember you from the combine 20 years ago..."- average blue collar Indy resident.

 

"Yeah, no..."

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About time a USC player got stabbed

 

 

11 hours ago, tokamak said:

Why on Earth would Sanchez give a single fuck about where a work truck is parked at midnight? Nothing I've read indicates that he was driving and the truck was blocking him, for example.

he was trying to do wind sprints in the back alley

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Shag attorneys, could any of this be attempted murder? I get the whole legal game and they only want to charge what they think will stick and every state has a different interpretation of these crimes.

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I try* to be a good little libtard/woke man but this whole thing speaks to me about .45 ACP for self defense not a knife.

Ok, I don't actually try but I keep my helobious shut in public...

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19 minutes ago, petscii said:

I try* to be a good little libtard/woke man but this whole thing speaks to me about .45 ACP for self defense not a knife.

Ok, I don't actually try but I keep my helobious shut in public...

 

 

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On the road for work, drunk at the bar then running windsprints outside and raging on random people. I'm guessing Sanchez wanted to score some coke to keep his buzz going, being in an unfamiliar town he probably got hooked up with some shit he was not able to handle

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8 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

Sounds like they already have evidence that Sanchez was the aggressor and snapped. Crazy situation. May have just thrown it all away. 

It's bizarre. I've seen him on the Dan Patrick show plenty of times and he always came off as pretty relaxed and well spoken. I just couldn't picture him doing something like this. I guess some people can hide their crazy better than others.

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I’m betting Sanchez was blind drunk and decided to piss in a dark alley. The elderly driver was doing his job, probably never even saw Sanchez, and drove the truck by him within a foot or two. Sanchez chose to overreact and got some extra holes for his troubles. 

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Just now, Texzilla58 said:

DA upgraded charges to include a felony with 1-6, more could come as investigation rolls. Can he call a game from prison?

Depends on the game.

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21 minutes ago, Lymanward said:

I’m betting Sanchez was blind drunk and decided to piss in a dark alley. The elderly driver was doing his job, probably never even saw Sanchez, and drove the truck by him within a foot or two. Sanchez chose to overreact and got some extra holes for his troubles. 

Totally this or something right along these lines.

Reports that Sanchez was "running windsprints".  So he's black out drunk running in a loading dock.  Truck shows up and nearly backs over him, really doesn't even need to be close to set off drunken idiot, melee ensues.

Another question.  WTF is a greasetrap truck doing working downtown early weekend morning/late Friday night?   Seems like a poor, poor choice to avoid drunken idiots, be they semi-famous or just normal degenerates.  I guess if that's what works so be it, predictable you would run into problems.

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8 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Another question.  WTF is a greasetrap truck doing working downtown early weekend morning/late Friday night?   Seems like a poor, poor choice to avoid drunken idiots, be they semi-famous or just normal degenerates. 

What's a normal time for a greasetrap truck to be operating in a downtown location?

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41 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

Who the fuck prays via twitter?  

Ummmm....

32 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Performative assholes with no soul?

^^^ This.

Or Jason Whitlock.  But I repeat myself.

3 minutes ago, gatormarc said:

What's a normal time for a greasetrap truck to be operating in a downtown location?

Yeah...that's kinda exactly when dirty service vehicles and such make their rounds, after peak traffic.  12:30 is a bit on the early side, I'd expect that sort of work from 1:00 to 5:00 or so, but it's not really out of line.  You have to wait till the kitchen is closed, and the grease has cooled.  I bet the kitchen closes at 11:00 or so.

Sanchez seems like a giant POS.

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