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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

When in doubt, these people go to the racist (and researched and proven untrue) trope of “aBseNt bLaCk FatHeRs!”

 

Obviously, first woman is a Kunt Karen.  Second, I agree with the distinguished gentlemen from District 24 of Maryland.  

Third, I don't care if y'all think it's inappropriate...but Dele-Gate Jazz Lewis?

Hereto for should be known as D.G. Jazzy Lou.  

I yield back the balance of my time to my colleague from the fresh Prince George, Maryland.  

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I fucking hate this kid

 

If he wants to be in combat so badly, can we send him to the Ukraine?  

7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I fucking hate this kid

 

Little cunt needs his pussy ass kicked to Bolivia.

Thought about the Photo Album thread, but decided against it, since the bottom photo is at CPAC, it showcases the Kool-Ade:
 

His hands are too small to reach the trigger.
8 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

trump=biggest pussy we've ever had as POTUS and it's not even close.   Hell, I bet over half of the First Ladies could kick his ass.  

 

this has confused me, it's pretty damn obvious he's a huge pussy. always has been. yet all these dumb asses continue to idolize him 

8 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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That’s a Yogi-ism for sure. 

Maybe some of these guys are waking up

 

 

On 2/25/2022 at 11:35 AM, Brisketexan said:

Would you see rump anywhere near the front lines?

Bone Spurs couldn't even attend his own insurrection. Said he was going to march with the other insurrectionists then went to watch it on tv. 

2 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Bone Spurs couldn't even attend his own insurrection. Said he was going to march with the other insurrectionists then went to watch it on tv. 

Sold 'em down river and watched it unwind.  And they still blindly defend him.  Reality has no hold on today's Republicans.    

They can’t drink the poisoned kool aide soon enough, imo. 

20 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Where’s his hood?

CPAC straw poll

 

LIBERER Le CANADA!  

It's impossible she's this stupid.  

Batshit crazy Rep. Clay Higgins from Louisiana (read his WIKI to get a taste of the crazy)  tweeted this batshit crazy tweet and gets trolled by Dictionary.Com.



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LIBERER Le CANADA!  
It's impossible she's this stupid.  

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Smoke all the crack you can, jr.  Daddy still won’t love you as much as he does Ivanka and even Tiffany. 

What a weird way to out yourself as having smoked crack before.

Seriously.  I half expected somebody to come take the microphone and tell Don, Jr. that CPAC was all just a ruse to get him in a room with all these friends for an intervention.  Just because you don't smoke it, and you call it by a different name, doesn't mean you haven't snorted more than your share of that drug. 

After retiring, Angela Merkel is available now so can someone give her a plane ticket to Arizona so she can bitchslap this deplorable with a cactus?

15 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Mam, this is a Wendy’s.

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I feel like all these GQP psychos are trying to one up each other. We're probably about two weeks from a "Fuck America, go Russia!" tweet from one of them. 

1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Those are all words that I recognize, yet together they make absolutely zero fucking sense.

20 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Those are all words that I recognize, yet together they make absolutely zero fucking sense.

How did she not work George Soros into that word salad?

i am going to start using Russpublicans instead of the other R world. And they have Let's go, Brandon. Dems should start using Russpublican Party, Go Fuck Yourselves.

We should remind everyone and detail every video of Russpublicans actively supporting Putin and Russia.

Go Fuck Yourselves!

Republicans think that Justin Trudeau and Anthony Faucci are dictators and that Putin is just a peacekeeper who is trying to defend his borders. 

1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Republicans think that Justin Trudeau and Anthony Faucci are dictators and that Putin is just a peacekeeper who is trying to defend his borders. 

Hillary and Obama are satan but Putin is a strong leader! Wish we had someone like him here! Also Biden isn't doing enough to stand up to Putin, who again is pretty awesome! And all of this makes sense!

22 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Hillary and Obama are satan but Putin is a strong leader! Wish we had someone like him here! Also Biden isn't doing enough to stand up to Putin, who again is pretty awesome! And all of this makes sense!

I saw a FB post from a HS classmate that said something to the effect of "President of Ukraine is Jewish, Putin is a conservative christian...just saying"

7 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I saw a FB post from a HS classmate that said something to the effect of "President of Ukraine is Jewish, Putin is a conservative christian...just saying"

You should tell him it was an interesting take next time you're back home and want to treat yourself to full-service at the filling station. 

Just now, Lobo said:

You should tell him it was an interesting take next time you're back home and want to treat yourself to full-service at the filling station. 

close...works in a chemical plant. Obviously been inhaling too many vapors. 

22 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I saw a FB post from a HS classmate that said something to the effect of "President of Ukraine is Jewish, Putin is a conservative christian...just saying"

What does that mean? Conservative Christians are evil assholes? 

Just now, YChang said:

What does that mean? Conservative Christians are evil assholes? 

It's an anti semitic jab from an "I'd rather be a Russian than a democrat" guy.  

27 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I saw a FB post from a HS classmate that said something to the effect of "President of Ukraine is Jewish, Putin is a conservative christian...just saying"

I'd tell him to put a bullet in his head. Maybe he'll do it AND you'll get permanently banned from FB. Two birds, one stone.

On 2/27/2022 at 1:41 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 




There's really no end to the willingness of these assholes to put your sons and daughters in harm's way, nor to their willingness to order others to kill people they have no beef with ---- in this case, the Canadians. 

2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I saw a FB post from a HS classmate that said something to the effect of "President of Ukraine is Jewish, Putin is a conservative christian...just saying"

Hitler was Catholic. Just saying.

22 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Hitler was Catholic. Just saying.

yea, but Catholic ain't really christian. -This guy...probably. 

9 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

 

GOP: "They're getting the band back together!!"

6 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

yea, but Catholic ain't really christian. -This guy...probably. 

Huh? They’re the largest Christian denomination in the world. They decided which books go in the Bible. They basically created the religion.

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