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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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6 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Oh, no!!!!!!

 

I'm failing to see the problem here, old bald white guy.

Brady is a fucking nut.   Glad he's leaving the House but Montgomery County for sure elected someone worse.

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Oh, no!!!!!!

 

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Just read that 81% of Tennesseans don’t know that the Tennessee GOP's abortion ban doesn’t allow for exceptions for rape & incest survivors — even though 75% of Tennesseans want them. 

Truly we are living in the dumbest timeline.

We don't have enough Scott Perry content on this thread.  

 

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

We don't have enough Scott Perry content on this thread.  

Yeah, this seems like enough.

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

We don't have enough Scott Perry content on this thread.  

 

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Whenever I need some extra cash, I remotely access his bank card through his vibrating butt plug.

21 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

It's crazy. There are so many events. How does the political conference economy even work? Are sponsors/interest groups/think tanks etc. paying for the attendees to come or do people actually go out of pocket for this?

Russian and Saudi money laundering.

13 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Brady is a fucking nut.   Glad he's leaving the House but Montgomery County for sure elected someone worse.

We now are under the reign of Patch.  Probably a wash since they're both shit.

12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Oh. There was proof "on the internet". Gotcha.

I seent it on the interwebs!  Gotta be true!

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16 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Oh, no!!!!!!

 

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If there’s one thing that’s easy to make disappear, it’s content that’s been on the internet. 

20 hours ago, Gengs1 said:

Not sure where to post this but regarding power companies and gop

 

If Alabama Power had its way, we'd all get paid in company tokens that we could use to buy things in the Alabama Power store.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Only then will he be free of sin.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

We must destroy Mike Lee. 

And Hawley:

 

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If I've already stepped up, gotten married, and had a family, can I watch porn?

I lost my marriage and my family due to a crippling porn addiction. Can I keep watching porn? 

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Assumed your user name was a Star Wars reference and not about your dominant hand. 

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10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

They are all such children.

It's exhausting.  It reminds me of when my kids were actual . . . children.

 

So….no more pictures of Mike Lee, because he’s a fucking prick.
35 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

 

Just the dumbest people.  Is this some Sovereign Citizens nonsense or something?

31 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

 

is this true?  how could someone with the appellation "heiress" not have competent enough counsel to tell her "it's just the fifth, ma'am."  

 

Oh the irony, incorrectly invoking the 4th amendment against unjust searches/seizures when you're wealth was built on a grocer store empire literally infamous for asking people of color in Florida to show their receipts as they exit the store...

The simulation is ramping up for Jesus' "Birthday" it would appear...

yeah ^^ I seent that this morning. holy balls man. I had to turn it off I just fucking can't. I understand they are a very small proportion of the populace and that helps me maintain a bit. fuck me that is hard to watch

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Now THIS is grooming. And child abuse.
 

Alex Jones 2.0

5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Now THIS is grooming. And child abuse.
 

Sad to say, but he's going to be on a watch list soon.

5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Now THIS is grooming. And child abuse.
 


 

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On 12/22/2022 at 9:11 AM, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

is this true?  how could someone with the appellation "heiress" not have competent enough counsel to tell her "it's just the fifth, ma'am."  

 

Tell me you don't know any heiresses without telling me you don't know any heiresses.

Tell me you don't know any heiresses without telling me you don't know any heiresses.

A Florida grocery store heiress to boot.

No, a broless wonder...or is that...too ethnic?  

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