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That grand, fierce woman made me tear up.    What grace and power!

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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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On 3/26/2023 at 12:20 AM, tx 3 putt said:

 

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That was precisely what Charlie Kirk/Turning Point set out to do almost a decade ago.  He laid out the blueprint.  I didn't think it had any legs, but he was patient and adamant and now it's coming to fruition.  Fucking fuck.  I need to take Brisket's advice and listen to people when they tell me who they are.  Anyone for waffles?  

58 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Rather than, you know, adjust their policies/positions to make them more palatable, Republicans seek to erect more barriers to young voters, who have been tilting heavily Democrat, to keep them from voting. Despicable.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/29/us/politics/republicans-young-voters-college.html

Motherfuckers. It puts the lie to the Republican claims that voter ID laws are necessary to prevent in person voter fraud, which almost never happens anyway. We already knew that but this makes it undeniable. Voter ID laws, both for and against, are solely intended to prevent people from voting if they are more likely to vote for Democratic candidates.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Totes normal

 

so he plagiarized Watership Down? 

On 3/27/2023 at 11:08 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

This woman's husband was killed in WW II. She tears the Republicans a new asshole.
 

 

 

I really wish my grandfather lived long enough to talk some sense into his son.  Republican through and through, but there’s no fucking way he would have been sucked into this shitstorm.  I would imagine most WWII vets would be the same, there just aren’t many of them left.  They’ve seen what this looks like and fought against it.  He died in 2016, but that last year was tough and he got worse around the time the bullshit got cranked up to 11.

I wish I had some musical talent and could write a song about today's GOP and call it "Comfortably Dumb".  For some reason, that title sticks in my head...

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“Any of you guys call me Francis and I’ll kill you.”


“GROOMER!”

Never forget, folks…when we’re talking about “conservatives,” every accusation is indeed a confession.

Your kids are 1,000X safer around a drag queen than they are around a “conservative” (politician, preacher, leader, donor, etc).
33 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

15 will get you 20.

I think the Republicans are trying to get rid of those rules.  Maybe it's just child marriage. But they know their consent rules by state.

Well Ted, they're not in "swaddling" clothes but the internets only go back so far.

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Ted fucking Nugent, a self confessed pedophile is somehow their moral compass.  Unfuckingreal.  As Brisket stated, every accusation is a confession with these folks.  

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Kyle Rittenhouse looks like a 45 year old from a lower tier Texas suburb.  Grand Prairie or some such.  Has a calf tat.  Drives a Jeep but never off roads.  T shirt Aggy fan.

We all know the type.

2 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Ted fucking Nugent, a self confessed pedophile is somehow their moral compass.  Unfuckingreal.  As Brisket stated, every accusation is a confession with these folks.  

Who shit his pants to avoid military service 

There is a preposterously long firework show at a minor league baseball game for the Nashville Sounds going on. Itching to see the Twitter reporters claim something else going at the Capitol.

13 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

The GQP is literally a Trumpist death cult. This is a 20-year difference in average life expectancy.

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When I posted this I was thinking "where have I seen this before?"  Then I remembered: it's almost a perfect overlay of the results from the 2016 election.

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I have to admit, a 20-year difference in life expectancy is astonishing.  I don't believe it.

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I have to admit, a 20-year difference in life expectancy is astonishing.  I don't believe it.

Had I an ounce of motivation, I’d take a look at the % black populations of these areas, the avg life span of black vs white people, and see how much mathematical correlation there might be. 
 

i don’t think it will work for Nevada and Alaska. I can come up with some ideas for Alaska (deadly fishing industry, oil industry, tougher life in general, etc) but Nevada is a puzzle. 

Sorosification is all the buzz. 

Because they can't hate on Jews quite as openly as they would like.

These guys have no problem with it.

 

Brock Cunningham has really let himself go over the last week.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Brock Cunningham has really let himself go over the last week.

Well, if they would've called that bullshit foul on you, would you look any different a week later?

that should permanently replace that internet meme of the poorly drawn guy who says one thing whilst cycling, then something gets in his tire, and he says something else while on the ground next to his bike.  

Also, I wanna see what happens at the end because the guy does get up and starts running at somebody near the cameraman.  Perfect encapsulation of MAGA nation.  

That was a pretty good shot by the guy with the skateboard, but damn that could have ended much worse. Assuming the guy didn't suffer any permanent damage in the fall. Well, not any worse than he had previously. 

The dude doesn't have enough brain cells to do any permanent damage and skateboard boy is a goddamned hero. 

I thought he hit a speedbump or something.   Didn't notice the skateboard until now.   Bwahahahahahahaha.

 

There were at least a couple of skateboarders cruising along also. I wonder if shaman boy was fucking around with the skateboarders and found out.

 

 

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