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Kill that god-damned WHAT?  Bull?  Boy?

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49 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Kill that god-damned WHAT?  Bull?  Boy?

Maybe buck?   You know, the one who cuckold's Mike with his wife?

I agree with Rosanne, we need to kill the deep state. The people that are blocking people from having reasonable health care, having living wages, being able to love who you wish and do what you want with your body and life need to go….

9 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

I agree with Rosanne, we need to kill the deep state. The people that are blocking people from having reasonable health care, having living wages, being able to love who you wish and do what you want with your body and life need to go….

And be promoted within the military.

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honestly that gives me more hope than anything else I've seen over the last 8 years

10 minutes ago, Foosters said:

honestly that gives me more hope than anything else I've seen over the last 8 years

This. If Taylor tell them to register and to vote, they’ll be there. If she shows up anywhere with Biden and Harris, the race is Joever 

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Charlie Kirk vs Taylor Swift internet spat would be like a Mike Tyson vs Peter McNeeley level beatdown. 

3 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Charlie Kirk vs Taylor Swift internet spat would be like a Mike Tyson vs Peter McNeeley level beatdown. 

That’s not even close to the proper comparison 

It would be more akin to Mike Tyson in his prime v. Charlie Kirk

I'd be  shocked if Kelce isnt a Trump guy. 

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'd be  shocked if Kelce isnt a Trump guy. 

The guy who is doing national vaccine ads? No way. He took a knee with Colin K and has partnerships with Pfizer and Bud Light. Supported BLM too

5 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'd be  shocked if Kelce isnt a Trump guy. 

I’m still shook that hottie Nick Bosa is. Such a shame 

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The guy who is doing national vaccine ads? No way. He took a knee with Colin K and has partnerships with Pfizer and Bud Light. Supported BLM too

Could be. I never really thought much about the guy unless it was FF related. Good for him if so. 

26 minutes ago, Js1 said:

This. If Taylor tell them to register and to vote, they’ll be there. If she shows up anywhere with Biden and Harris, the race is Joever 

On one hand, well that's good. On the other, Jesus fucking Christ people. 

39 minutes ago, Js1 said:

This. If Taylor tell them to register and to vote, they’ll be there. If she shows up anywhere with Biden and Harris, the race is Joever 

I think you are severely discounting the Scott Baio/Kirk Cameron counter-effect.  I mean you start with those guys and get Kevin Sorbo involved and we're in a 50-year reign of MAGA-ism.

Just now, YGIFS said:

I think you are severely discounting the Scott Baio/Kirk Cameron counter-effect.  I mean you start with those guys and get Kevin Sorbo involved and we're in a 50-year reign of MAGA-ism.

Gina Carano will body slam Taylor Swift

14 minutes ago, Red Five said:

On one hand, well that's good. On the other, Jesus fucking Christ people. 

Let us not forget who told people to vote last time

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48 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'd be  shocked if Kelce isnt a Trump guy. 

You think Taylor Swift is dating a Trumpkin?

Not in a fucking million years.

54 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'd be  shocked if Kelce isnt a Trump guy. 

Don't know much about Kelce or Taylor Swift, do you?

19 minutes ago, royiv said:

Don't know much about Kelce or Taylor Swift, do you?

as little as I can 

Maybe Kelsey Grammer, but not Travis Kelce.

And yeah, if it takes Taylor Swift to motivate the yutes, then I'm all for it.

Charlie Kirk has to be an AI creation based on: "create a freak with horrible belief systems that is never getting laid ever."

2 hours ago, Foosters said:

honestly that gives me more hope than anything else I've seen over the last 8 years

I’ve been waiting on a Beyoncé tweet/IG post just to encourage Houstonians to register to vote for like 8 years

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my apologies to all the swifties on the thread. i meant no offense. please dont hunt me down and kill me. 

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

my apologies to all the swifties on the thread. i meant no offense. please dont hunt me down and kill me. 

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7 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Charlie Kirk has to be an AI creation based on: "create a freak with horrible belief systems that is never getting laid ever."

Then the AI software is running that same program from "Weird Science" where they make Kelly Lebrock's tits huge but then they toned it down to a tasteful and firm C-cup.  But in this one, they kept going and going with Charlie Kirk's head and just left it on the max setting, but kept his face the regular size for no reason.

Imagine how bad you get handicapped when your administration green lights some of the most important vaccines of the last century, and it’s a negative with your core constituency.

my apologies to all the swifties on the thread. i meant no offense. please dont hunt me down and kill me. 
I'll ask my wife to be merciful at the very least.

She's from Oakland, so maybe get your affairs in order.
Then the AI software is running that same program from "Weird Science" where they make Kelly Lebrock's tits huge but then they toned it down to a tasteful and firm C-cup.  But in this one, they kept going and going with Charlie Kirk's head and just left it on the max setting, but kept his face the regular size for no reason.
Exactly. So Alpha looking. Totally someone I'd turn to for advice on being a man or voting.

Like Revenge of the Nerds, That movie did not hold up upon viewing as an adult. Yikes.
54 minutes ago, Blotto said:

as little as I can 

But enough to speculate on his politics?

Imagine how bad you get handicapped when your administration green lights some of the most important vaccines of the last century, and it’s a negative with your core constituency.
Well, the administration was hijacked by fringe morons. They kind of brought it on themselves. A somewhat reasonable R would have easily gotten reelected.
5 minutes ago, royiv said:

But enough to speculate on his politics?

Its the surly way. But again, I beg  your forgiveness. I will say ten "hail tay tays" before I tuck myself in this evening. 

 

 

An arrest citation said 40-year-old Jacen Cockerell was wielding a flag attached to a fishing pole and allegedly made threatening gestures toward voters.

 

I gotta include the other pic

 

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Dude looks like Blake Gideon fucked Grossberger from "Stir Crazy" after they both had a long night at Denny's.  

 

also---''Jacen Cockerell"  how the fuck do you even pronounce that.  Adjacent Cockwall

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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

my apologies to all the swifties on the thread. i meant no offense. please dont hunt me down and kill me. 

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The more I think about, Joe B should mention every time on stage how he administered the Trump vaccines to near perfection as much as possible, to the people who want it”

test group with and without the last caveat.

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

my apologies to all the swifties on the thread. i meant no offense. please dont hunt me down and kill me. 

Swifties are basic ass bitches, they're entitled and usually smell. 

#TeamSelenator

Swifties are basic ass bitches, they're entitled and usually smell. 
#TeamSelenator
Watch your corn hole.

If you wanna have fun, tell the Taylor Swift fan in your life she’s just a hotter Kirsten Dunst.

To be fair, Taylor is beautiful butt Kirsten has/had a much better ass.  

2 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Well, the administration was hijacked by fringe morons. They kind of brought it on themselves. A somewhat reasonable R would have easily gotten reelected.

And that's fair. A reasonable Republican would not have talked about bleach, and would have talked about how we can be cool and get through this. He would have shown empathy to the families of those that were dying/had died, he would have given some stirring speeches (not the ones meant to set off the loonies), and he would not have spent the 6 months leading up to the election claiming that if he lost, it was only because it was stolen.

2 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Like Revenge of the Nerds, That movie did not hold up upon viewing as an adult. Yikes.

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I guess this goes here.

 

 

10 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

If you wanna have fun, tell the Taylor Swift fan in your life she’s just a hotter Kirsten Dunst.

Wtf? Kirsten Dunst is so far out of Taylor’s league I’m shocked to see them mentioned together. That’s a first. 

30 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Wtf? Kirsten Dunst is so far out of Taylor’s league I’m shocked to see them mentioned together. That’s a first. 

Lolno, I'm not a big TS fan, but at least she has decent teeth.

 

GOP money woes may continue - no Adelson (dead) and now no Thiel.  Trump is sucking up 2024 money as it is for his legal bills and not sharing it with any downballot candidates.

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2023/11/peter-thiel-2024-election-politics-investing-life-views/675946/?utm_campaign=one-story-to-read-today&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=20231109&lctg=64809877bc12162ddc0722d9&utm_term=One Story to Read Today

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“Peter Thiel will not be contributing to any political candidate this election cycle, he tells Barton Gellman—including Donald Trump. His disillusionment with Trump is just one in a long series of disappointments.”

 

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44 minutes ago, Js1 said:

GOP money woes may continue - no Adelson (dead) and now no Thiel.  Trump is sucking up 2024 money as it is for his legal bills and not sharing it with any downballot candidates.

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2023/11/peter-thiel-2024-election-politics-investing-life-views/675946/?utm_campaign=one-story-to-read-today&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=20231109&lctg=64809877bc12162ddc0722d9&utm_term=One Story to Read Today

 

Thiel is not a good person so he's not an honest person. I don't believe him.

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