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I wasn't gonna buy a badge to TX TribFest this year, but I saw that Rep. Crockett was added to the list of speakers.  So I bought one and yeah, not gonna lie---gonna be hanging around her talk afterwards to just soak in her beauty and awesomeness.  

I'll be in my bunk . 

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13 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I wasn't gonna buy a badge to TX TribFest this year, but I saw that Rep. Crockett was added to the list of speakers.  So I bought one and yeah, not gonna lie---gonna be hanging around her talk afterwards to just soak in her beauty and awesomeness.  

I'll be in my bunk . 

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On 6/3/2024 at 8:13 PM, Aqua Buddha said:

She is my kryptonite.  Mid 40's, brunette, attractive, big tits, good job, fucks, etc.  After killing Brisket with a spoon to get to her, I'd marry her after six months of dating only to then realize she's bat shit fucking crazy.

Since when did women with brown hair become brunettes?

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54 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is tribfest a Star Trek tribble themed convention!

Yes, we all dress up in different colored shirts.  Hopefully this year, Ted Cruz wears the red one and you know...

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15 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Dead Presidents (and a couple of other dead people) are on US currency.  So, they need to take care of the prerequisite first.  We're waiting.

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Look man, whenever you're given a choice for who should work on military intelligence issues for the U.S. House...sure you can take the easy way out and pick the Naval Cryptologist but wouldn't you rather have the guy who writes himself prescriptions for barbiturates?  

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1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

because Trump said to

 

 

 

 

give us the full story man.  Not all of us are on that tweeter thing.

there ya go. Thats the tweet

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Rob Schneider is booed and taken off the stage at a charity event for making anti-vax and anti-trans jokes.

https://www.mediaite.com/news/roundly-booed-rob-schneider-removed-from-stage-at-charity-event-over-anti-trans-and-anti-vax-jokes/

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Comedian Rob Schneider was removed from the stage at a charity event over the weekend after making anti-trans and anti-vaccine jokes.

The event reportedly occurred during a fundraiser for the Hospitals of Regina Foundation on Saturday night at the Four Seasons Balls, according to the Regina-Leader Post. Witnesses to the event claim Schneider was “roundly booed” and that his standup routine ended early.

Schneider, a self-described conservative comedian, has become an outspoken critic of vaccines, especially after the Covid-19 pandemic. His material at Saturday night’s charity event allegedly centered around the LGBTQ+ community and the vaccine.

Moreover, amid the boos, attendees at the event reporidely stood up and begun walking out until Schneider was asked to leave the stage. The Regina organization noted that Schneider’s joke did not align with the views of the charity.

“While we recognize that in a free and democratic society individuals are entitled to their views and opinions and that comedy is intended to be edgy, the content, positions and opinions expressed during Mr. Schneider’s set do not align with the values of our Foundation and team,” the foundation said in a statement.

“An unconditional apology was offered right after to our guests and our community,” the organization added in the statement. “We reiterate this sincere and unconditional apology today, for any offense caused by Mr. Schneider’s recent comedy set, at the Four Seasons Ball.”

One attendee of the event claimed “everyone in the room was groaning” adding that it was “apparent how uncomfortable everyone felt.”

“Everyone in the room was groaning, saying, ‘What is going on?’ Like whispering to themselves. Not a single laugh at times,” said Tynan Allan, an attendee who spoke with CBC. “It was just very apparent how uncomfortable everyone felt and how unacceptable the things he was talking about were.”

 

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14 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

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Well, sir.  If R.S. doesn't get the laughs from the VIP's at the RNC then we'll be SOL and put on KP.  

-K.P., Airman?  

Yessir, the former VP's S.O., Karen Pence.  

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If you hire Rob Schneider for your event, it seems odd that you wouldn't expect a Schneider attempt at comedy. I can't imagine that he has any material that isn't some meant for CPAC. I suppose he could yell, "you can do it" but that would get old after a few times.

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17 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

If you hire Rob Schneider for your event, it seems odd that you wouldn't expect a Schneider attempt at comedy. I can't imagine that he has any material that isn't some meant for CPAC. I suppose he could yell, "you can do it" but that would get old after a few times.

Exactly. Blame the moron that booked him for the gig.

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5 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Under federal law, no living person can appear on U.S. currency.  In addition, I believe that a president must be dead for two years before he can appear on currency.

Let’s all hope he is eligible soon

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3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

because Trump....

 

 

 

 

give us the full story man.  Not all of us are on that tweeter thing.

Assume it’s bc they’ll pass along intel to Trump directly. Convicted felons shouldn’t get briefings 

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I guess I was too busy looking at Valerie Bertinelli's tits to notice Dwayne obviously had a heroin problem.  

Blows me away that Jim Breuer, Rob Schneider, and Larry TCG are booking big gigs based on beyond stale material combined with whining about 'cancel culture.'  I mean Louis and Jerry and Burr talk about it, and it's a valid point...but they have this other thing going for them called 'being funny.'  It's a weird world in comedy when you watch Carrot Top now and think, "You know, he's not that edgy. I enjoy it."  

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Here we are on fucking D Day and these people are going down the EXACT same path as the Nazis. I don’t know if the end result will be the same (though he literally today said he will round up millions of people), but the process is almost identical so far. 
 

Go watch the latest Hitler doc on Netflix, Evil on Trial. The parallels are uncanny. 
 

 

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15 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I wasn't gonna buy a badge to TX TribFest this year, but I saw that Rep. Crockett was added to the list of speakers.  So I bought one and yeah, not gonna lie---gonna be hanging around her talk afterwards to just soak in her beauty and awesomeness.  

I'll be in my bunk . 

Will this be the first restraining order you have ever gotten in your life?

If so, I just want to say

Joining Welcome Home GIF

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5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Uh - that's fucking why you offer a plea deal.  Small fish help to take down the big fish.  I am living in a fucking crazy world...

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15 hours ago, Pancho said:

Just unfuckingbelievable

 

Besides being an idiot, Ronny Jackson is a fucking drunk.  He couldn't get a security clearance in any other circumstances.

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1 hour ago, Fastbreak said:

Uh - that's fucking why you offer a plea deal.  Small fish help to take down the big fish.  I am living in a fucking crazy world...

Mob cases, drug cases, every other kind of case.  It's part and parcel of prosecution.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/frcrmp/rule_35

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l. Upon the government's motion made within one year of sentencing, the court may reduce a sentence if the defendant, after sentencing, provided substantial assistance in investigating or prosecuting another person.

That said, I'm not a huge fan 

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6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Another example of the new cult. Established facts are no longer facts. Give me an example? When someone has been offered a plea deal in exchange for testimony against another person? Seriously. What about Sammy the Bull for testifying against Gotti? Or what about go fuck yourself you grifting sack of shit

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the whole article is "too much love is bad because it means you love gay people too."

But Parton’s version of love, which includes condoning immoral sexual behavior (“be who you are,” she’s said), is unaligned with God’s vision for humanity. Like so many secularized spiritual leaders, Parton equates love with agreement, but the two are not reciprocal. Love doesn’t mean we must accept sinfulness as good to avoid hurting someone’s feelings.

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I mean, let's deconstruct this:

Either 1) the God who created the universe is omnipotent or 2) he is not.

If 1) is true, then god's vision for humanity certainly includes Gay people. Were it not to include gay people, he wouldn't have created gay people, or the impulse that causes people to be gay.

If 2) is true, who gives a fuck what God's vision for humanity is? 

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My super religious Baptist aunt once told me that God doesn’t create gay people, because that’s wrong and he wouldn’t create people who do that gay stuff.

Me: “Um what?”

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