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2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

I’m not from Austin but none of you numbnuts could piss in a cup and drop it out the window?  

I say go full on monkeys at the zoo.

 

1 hour ago, Uncle Nate said:

I realize I'm a third party to this conversation, but as a Red Raider and a normal human being, I get especially annoyed with the following Aggy-isms:

1.  TU.   Fuck that stupid shit.  No where anywhere is UT called "Texas University".  It's the University of Texas (at Austin).  TU is fucking stupid and juvenile and screams little dick syndrome.  I will actually dress down any fellow Red Raider who uses that term, because it is retarded to do so and we don't need to act like fucking dumbass aggies.

2.  Ran out of time.  No, you imbeciles, you lost.  As in, you scored less points than the other team when the game ended.  You fucking lost.  You are lucky you "ran out of time" when playing OU to a competitive 0-77.  There was no amount of time ever that would have allowed you to come back and win that game, or 2003 vs. Tech when we beat your ass 59-28 and you still had the gall after the game to say you ran out of time.  Take the L.

3. T-sips.  I have to admit my Red Raider dad also used that term when he was alive.  Another stupid aggy-ism that is supposed to be insulting but I don't get it.  When I asked my aggy relatives about it, they would mock UT fans "drinking tea with a pinky in the air".  These are the same people who love to say "Look, you have TeeTee on your shirt....you have TeeTee on your cap....your ring has TeeTee on it....hahahahahaha.  I'm like, seriously, are you five?  You are grown adults laughing your asses off at teetee and peepee jokes?

 

Sorry for the rant and intruding on your thread of hate, but the above three things are my some of my biggest pet peeves with the society of Agroid.

My dad loved UT and would have come here to play football had my mother to be not been at SME. The Depression generation often refer to Texas as Texas University. That's fine. The aggies insisting only on calling t.u. with lowercase letters is the idiotic part.

A lot of people over the years have called us t-sips including Longhorns. Harmless nickname. Aggies originally used it to deride our elitist ways: we sipped tea on the porch while Aggies were doing manly manful work. The last few decades, as A&M has become even less of a military school than it was, Aggie students not even in the corps say the expression comes from us sipping tea while they were winning America's wars. These are guys who never served and never even played Army man in the corps.

As for "ran out of time" or saying "outscored" rather than beaten, no organization improves that does not face its shortcomings and defeats. It's the way of losers.

I always liked Tech when I was younger and don't dislike them now. They used to be a good sample of West Texas football and toughness. Never gave up. Most teams are losing that kind of character. 

Posted
8 hours ago, South Austin said:

Question about the aggy corps band, since I really haven't been paying attention the past decade and it's been a long time since they've played in Austin:

Do they still do the same halftime routine -- same tune and same marching formation?  

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They'll all the Stupid BS that they always did.....that you youngins don't remember.

--The Dumbass midnight yell practice at the Texas State Capitol.

--The Dumbass brownshirts + brownshirts-band parade-march north on Congress Avenue from somewhere on South Congress (that probably doesn't exist -- Lulz), North to the Congress Avenue/11th Street intersection.

FUCK aggy and Goddamned Stupid Bullshit!!

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Posted
19 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

If Phlegm is dead I hope he died a good and peaceful death. 

I imagine it was peaceful, as the passengers in his car screamed in terror as they drove under a semi. 

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A&M vs Texas position comparisons: QB: A&M

RB: A&M

WR: A&M

TE: Texas

OL: A&M (wide margin)

DL: A&M

LB: Texas

CB: A&M

S: A&M

K:Texas

KKK: A&M 

Players who fornicate with the opposite sex: Texas

Jizz Jars:A&M
 

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Posted

I’m still here.  Went to the Arkansas game with my Son.  Last 4-6 weeks have been a blur, as I sold my house and moved into an apartment.  

I’ve checked on Surly just about daily, just haven’t hardly posted anything but likes to posts.  Drove to ABQ to see my Mother today and spend Thanksgiving with her.

Hook’em!!!

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Posted
1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

So Marcel has better receivers and TE’s than Arch but worse stats…

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Yeah, the logic escapes me. They claim aggy has a better OL, QB and WRs and yet our QB has better stats.

How, exactly, does that work???

Posted
4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yeah, the logic escapes me. They claim aggy has a better OL, QB and WRs and yet our QB has better stats.

How, exactly, does that work???

Double A Street: George Carlin MEME: "It's All Bullshit...

Posted
On 11/22/2025 at 3:18 PM, millhouse said:

Im holding a 6 day seance for this dude

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He’ll be there in spirit on his pirate ship doing maneuvers or something. That guy’s ghost will haunt aggy every single year that they field a football team. 

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