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5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Texas A&M is the epitome of victimhood 

 

 

It’s also funny how that’s complete bullshit. We’ve had as many off fighting wars as they have. 

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6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Texas A&M is the epitome of victimhood 

 

 

Yes, because unlike everyone else, their team is composed solely from the campus Army ROTC rather than recruiting athletes from highschools. Puts them at a huge disadvantage. 

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1 hour ago, Rusty Shackleford said:

Also, you know who won back to back national titles in 1944 and 1945? ARMY. 

Stupid sip, that's real army so it don't count

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Posted
2 hours ago, LordNeckbeard said:

Can anyone tell me the appropriate place to sell to actual Texas Fans? I have two excellent tickets, approximately 43 yard line on the visitor's side (Section 29, Row 39), and I can no longer attend due to family reasons. 

Why not here, on Shag²?

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Lulz

 

 

well Elk it definitely was a walk off Kyle now wasn't it you fat tub that is too fat to run or even get on the shot you dumbshit.

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2 hours ago, LordNeckbeard said:

Yes, because unlike everyone else, their team is composed solely from the campus Army ROTC rather than recruiting athletes from highschools. Puts them at a huge disadvantage. 

to be fair he didn't say they were undefeated but just ran out of time all those other years. baby steps toward rationality, baby steps.

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2 hours ago, Pancho said:

Texas A&M is the epitome of victimhood 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Rusty Shackleford said:

Also, you know who won back to back national titles in 1944 and 1945? ARMY. 

And Navy finished in the top 10 in '41, '43, '44 and '45.

Summary, as usual, aggy is full of shit.

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What is going to be funny as shit after we beat their ass tomorrow?

 

The Aggies will still be on the outside looking in... trying to get their FIRST appearance in the SEC Championship game.   And that fact alone, makes me fucking laugh!

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23 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

well Elk it definitely was a walk off Kyle now wasn't it you fat tub that is too fat to run or even get on the shot you dumbshit.

Tom Cruise What GIF

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47 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

And Navy finished in the top 10 in '41, '43, '44 and '45.

And '63, when Roger took them to #2.

They almost certainly would have been #1, except they managed to lose to SMU, on the same field where we handeed them one of the worst physical beatings I ever witnessed.

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Completely off topic, but I don't know where else to ask. Does anyone know company that sells the Longhorn boots right outside the stadium? It's a booth right near the small team store.

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51 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

And '63, when Roger took them to #2.

They almost certainly would have been #1, except they managed to lose to SMU, on the same field where we handeed them one of the worst physical beatings I ever witnessed.

Yes, but the point was about the WWII period where they aggy lie is that they sucked because all their boys were off winning the war.

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Posted
16 minutes ago, Grande Mart said:

True reason the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor- To stop an aggy college football dynasty

Two bombs just to be sure

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3 hours ago, scramblyn said:

well Elk it definitely was a walk off Kyle now wasn't it you fat tub that is too fat to run or even get on the shot you dumbshit.

I think they rolled that fat motherfucker off the field last year.

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1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

An aggy family member explained at Thanksgiving how they should actually be #1 because they've "played a much harder schedule than Ohio State and Indiana."

Fucking hell.  All you've done is beat Notre Dame and the bottom half of the SEC. 

How is aggy beating Notre Dame on the road by 1 better than Indiana beating Oregon on the road by 10?

And Ohio State is the defending champion and they won a top 5 matchup and have never been challenged since.  Of course they're ranked above you.

We need to slap the shit out of these delusional assclowns.  For America.

They really have a special brand of mental defect. I had forgotten. 

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1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Fucking hell.  All you've done is beat Notre Dame and the bottom half of the SEC. 

Wull that's the bottom half of the NFL ya stupid sip

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3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

An aggy family member explained at Thanksgiving how they should actually be #1 because they've "played a much harder schedule than Ohio State and Indiana."

Fucking hell.  All you've done is beat Notre Dame and the bottom half of the SEC. 

How is aggy beating Notre Dame on the road by 1 better than Indiana beating Oregon on the road by 10?

And Ohio State is the defending champion and they won a top 5 matchup and have never been challenged since.  Of course they're ranked above you.

We need to slap the shit out of these delusional assclowns.  For America.

Having a conversation with aggy about football is like talking to a flat-earther. 

Confused Always Sunny GIF by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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Posted
On 11/26/2025 at 9:52 AM, Tex Pete said:

They’re just not really that good. 

I mean ... it really is just that simple.

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Posted
8 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

I don't like how Ant Hill is still listed as questionable. This season I don't think any players Sark listed as questionable ended up playing that week. 

Anyone have any update on Hill? 

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I know the young ones and some of the misguided olds don’t want this rivalry on the schedule, but god damn this scene on Thanksgiving or the day after is exactly what Thanksgiving in Texas is supposed be about.  I’m quite pleased with the increased enjoyment of my Thanksgiving now in year two of this restart. This is how Thanksgiving is supposed to be.


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now go punch these goobers in the dick. 

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Posted

The defense needs to come out pissed off and insulted that they’ve been clowned and pushed around. Channel last years win and make Reed pay painfully  fuck their entire fanbase and alumni 

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Posted
10 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

I don't like how Ant Hill is still listed as questionable. This season I don't think any players Sark listed as questionable ended up playing that week. 

 

1 hour ago, deech said:

Anyone have any update on Hill? 

 

1 hour ago, Royale with cheese said:

Latest word is it's a 50-50 chance: He either will or he won't.

 

1 hour ago, Bert Orange said:

Hill is definitely probably playing. Maybe. 

 

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

That'll be 9.95

Sources are saying it may be a game time decision.

 

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20 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

The defense needs to come out pissed off and insulted that they’ve been clowned and pushed around. Channel last years win and make Reed pay painfully  fuck their entire fanbase and alumni 

I think the defensive staff needs to unfuck themselves. The defensive players need to focus on just doing their job. Scary to say this in week 12, but they need to simplify defense and let the Texas athletes on defense play fast. The slow confused version the last 4-5 weeks is not going to get it done. 

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2 minutes ago, skeeter said:

We keep ours locked in the closet during any get together.

you've seen the yell leaders and fake army...aggies are quite comfortable staying in the closet. 

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