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7 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Pointing to your school whilst saying you bees in the trap...guessing that dork has never beenz within 10 city blocks of a trap.

This shameless attempt to go viral was as uncreative as Mumu Mike's gameplan.

Can't blame her for not wearing a wedding ring from this douche nozzle.  And using a bleached blonde bimbo with a Four Non-Blondes song is definitely A&M video production fail.

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19 hours ago, NBHorn7 said:

Now they are playing that Elko press conference and he does sound pissed.

People are knocking on the door. Door is open and you can hear a lot of noise.

Waiting for the part where tells them to shut that door.

 

 

Don’t these coaches have a couple of DPS officers to hang with them?  Let them manage the door.

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3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

 

I was surprised how many aggy were wearing those stupid blackout jerseys at the game.  Preemptive mourning maybe.  Or scared to wear their colors and trying to blend in.

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35 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:


I’m a fan, but it’s very dependent on song selection. They crushed for Clemson last year.

Last night wasn't good.  Something like El Rey (Melendez's walkup song) would kill.

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3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I’m not even sure this needed a response.

It didn't. Suggesting Sark's job was on the line is just epic-level bitch-ass fan stupidity. 

 

We absolutely used to light the full tower for football wins over aggy. Not sure when or why that changed. 

And I also love the Poor Aggies chant. The problem in this day and age is that the stadium operations NEVER allow moments between plays when they aren't blasting music. It's hard to get the chant going and get momentum throughout the stadium.

I'll go yell at a cloud now.

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Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

We are not the best team in the country this year, but…there's not more than 4 teams that are better.

I totally agree.  Unfortunately, we just happened to schedule 2 of them 

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Posted
12 hours ago, Grande Mart said:

aggy tears are a hell of a drug

One arm mainlining aggy tears, the other with u. Of O... but thankfully 1½ months apart.  Don't want to risk an overdose.

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21 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Remember Sark’s second season and we were all rooting for Rock Chalk? Well we have a lot on the plate today. We need Miami to fall…go Pitt. A bunch more shit. I don’t know if it gets us higher than 12 spot in the rankings??? So glad Aggy was ranked #3. Yeah overrated but we fucking needed that ranking.
 

Even if we don’t make it, it’s a hell of an ending to a mostly unwatchable season. But we had OU, Vandy, the 4th Q of Miss State and Arky and Aggy. 💪🏼 finish. I agree with others that the playoffs must be expanded (not just because of UT) but because it’s the right thing to do. Fuck conference championships. The runner up often gets rewarded with a bowl game not a playoff spot. The GaTechs get a chance and we get a chance. Hope enough happens today to wash the stink off our Florida loss. 
 

Long day. So you religious folk or warlocks or whatever need to focus on rooting for a bunch of teams that can elevate Texas by beating the teams in our way. 

Fuck conference championships

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12 hours ago, Baconboy said:

Back in the nineties we only said “Give em hell! Give em hell! OU Sucks!” at the OU game and in the 4th quarter of the game leading up to OU. I don’t recall people saying “poor Sooners” ever.

For the aggy game we said “Give em hell! Give em hell! Aggies fuck sheep!”

And at ALL other times sang “Give em hell! Give em hell! Make em eat shit!”

Agree “poor Aggies” needs to come back. People seemed genuinely unaware of it last night. Not too different from when I sang “Houston has the Texans, the greatest football team; we take the ball from goal to goal like no one’s ever seen…” at their first ever game. People seem to forget things quickly.

Also poor aggies. Poor aggies walking down the ramp after a loss drives them homicidally angry which makes it worthwhile. 

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Lulz ...

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3581797

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Turned 50 on Wednesday the 26th and wife surprised me with tickets to the game with hotel. Went to the game in that ****hole. This was the experience:

First off, they have a cult centered around a steer. No arguing that. The next person who tells me Aggies have a cult, I will buy them a game ticket to that ****hole in Austin. Game was loud. They know how to do it on 3rd/4th down. Not as well as us, but they obviously got it done for their team.

Stadium itself is ok. It is nothing like ours being new and all. We did it first class.

Fans were good to us. DPS troopers and UTPD all around to deter stuff. Lots of Aggies around us. Some were relatives of life-long teasips. Interactions included fans around me in the game. They were loud and treated me with respect and talked cordially most of the game. Trips to the john were no issue. I sat in 127 the alumni area. All grads were mature and there to see the game. Wife commented that all the wives around had wedding sets much larger than hers. I am a watch guy and saw lots of Rolex Daytonas. Must really be showing off their debt. I am a well-compensated physician in a successful private practice. We don't flaunt wealth, but she noticed how teasippers do. I agree. But I digress.

Jackass(es) of the game…two younger alumni offspring fat ass, bags of **** that got there early with us (45min prior)…we sat right in front them due to the seats we bought. They kept droning on about how "Aggies weren't good for anything…only good for soldiering, working the land…a cult…maybe I should spit on the one in front of me (my wife)…etc". They made it absolutely obvious all of it was for our benefit. I turned around and said, "Enough. When you were pledging your frat, I was defending your asses in Afghanistan." They immediately apologized and the one threatening to spit, said he didn't even go there. Thanked me for my service. No more issues from them except to hear them talk about going to do lines of coke after the game. My wife is a beautiful redhead but scrappy. She would have beat his ass had he spit on her. I told her I had her bail money…cash in my pocket.

The whole game day experience there is very cartoonish and carnival-like. It seemed like a circus with a football game interspersed the commercial breaks. There were multiple cutesy-like events going on at the same time…a mariachi band playing and the camera on the steer eating various things…or the lit up phones back and forth they tried to keep going with their cheers for the 3:30 commercial break…all very made up. This is the stuff I see starting at Kyle Field. I have seen ya'll comment on this. Don't go there.

Bottom line. We lost a game we were not in the second half. It absolutely was their biggest game. Their season is over and this made it for them. I will never return there. It turned my stomach in a visceral way to see that sight. I have teasip friends who are doing well and smart and good citizens. They act like juveniles whose parents never taught them any manners in their stadium. Didn't hear the "poor aggies" at the end. Agree with input from others that no one would have made a move if I had gotten in their face. Most are limp-wristed drunks or nerds without a backbone. Made it back to the hotel/Dennys without incident. Heard more lip from t shirt fans in Wichita Falls.

This fuckstick has been hard at work in his momma's basement for 36 hours churning out this masterpiece. 

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That is a terrible TexAgs trip to Austin story because there isn't a single reference to screaming at elderly grandmothers or throwing ice/batteries/etc at children.

That one is not canon. Although it did include masterful use of humblebrag.

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That is a terrible TexAgs trip to Austin story because there isn't a single reference to screaming at elderly grandmothers or throwing ice/batteries/etc at children.
That one is not canon. Although it did include masterful use of humblebrag.

I do love the “I saw people with signs of wealth. Clearly, they’re all in debt.” That’s what someone with a little money says when they are around real money. No, dude….thats what “money” really looks like.
You don’t put shit like a private plane on a credit card. And after the Michigan game last year, I was out hunting in the ABIA flight path. The line of private planes coming in starting around 4-5 hours after the game ended…yeah, you dumb aggy fuck, Texas has MONEY.
Goddamn these fucking idiots have zero self-awareness.
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11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I do love the “I saw people with signs of wealth. Clearly, they’re all in debt.” That’s what someone with a little money says when they are around real money. No, dude….thats what “money” really looks like.
You don’t put shit like a private plane on a credit card. And after the Michigan game last year, I was out hunting in the ABIA flight path. The line of private planes coming in starting around 4-5 hours after the game ended…yeah, you dumb aggy fuck, Texas has MONEY.
Goddamn these fucking idiots have zero self-awareness.

I was lucky enough to fly in private for that game. Fly into Willow Run, they had to turn one of the taxi ways into "overflow" parking. It was a sight to see. 

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9 minutes ago, The Golden Hat said:

Where can I rewatch the game? I’m not finding it on the ESPN app on demand situation.

I could only find the highlights

 

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11 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

And I also love the Poor Aggies chant. The problem in this day and age is that the stadium operations NEVER allow moments between plays when they aren't blasting music. It's hard to get the chant going and get momentum throughout the stadium.

This is every football stadium college and pro. It pounds the crowd into submission. Awful trend

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Saw a cool clip of some of the Seniors coming out to greet their folks.  Jalyon Guilbeau was one and got me thinking...

I don't think he played against aggy.  Kind of a kick in the nuts for him to get benched on Sr. night, but also no blown coverages.

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The aggy fan fic of either how amazed visitors to CS were by the amazing hospitality of the aggy faithful or of the post-apocalyptic wasteland that brave aggy fans had to navigate while at an away game just never disappoint. With the rise of LLMs these missives can be cranked out at scale and pushed forth by Bangladeshi bot farms for the amusement of all.

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12 hours ago, TexasGolf said:

 

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Saw this leaving the stadium. When did they change? For decades it was always all orange after beating a and m.

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On 11/28/2025 at 11:47 PM, BurntEyes said:

That second INT closed any possible non-delusional argument for anyone to try and claim Reed is more clutch than Arch. Not that aggie won't, but see my modifier of non-delusional. 

I can't pick for you but that crushed them, even though they will never admit it. 

I don't care about Arch's season numbers. He improved enormously and wins games for us. He's becoming elite. Who cares anymore about those miserable games in the first half of the season? I sure as hell don't.

Posted
14 hours ago, Not a cat said:

Speaking of people forgetting, was the full tower ever lit last night, or just the top?  

Here is a kick-ass article on the history of the tower, the tower lights, and the folks who made it happen:

https://jimnicar.com/2020/07/05/tower-light-tower-bright/

The policy as of 1957 was to light the top of the tower orange for football wins and SWC championships, but reserve the entire tower as orange for victories over Texas A&M.  And relight it on the Sunday following the game in case any students had been out of town for Thanksgiving and wanted to see it lit.

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Still waiting for the sky cam replay on YouTube

 damn Ethan Burke also saved the TD on punt return in the second quarter

 what a fucking game that dude had 

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