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Posted
7 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Apologies if already posted, but Paige is apparently the daughter of long-time Chicago Bears scout Jeff Shiver.


And this Michigan Man Rich Eisen video is really illuminating.
Here are the highlights:

2:04 'I don't know what happened'
4:37 'This is a total mystery to me'
5:34 'I have no idea what this means'
8:27 'I'm as lost as everyone else is'
10:36 'This is so confusing'

 

Rich Eisen "I didn't see it in Sherrone Moore...I cannot believe this behavior has been inscribed to him"

 

That reminds me so much of that bit from one of Tosh's stand-ups

"Then maybe you should be locked up for 6 months. You never could have seen this coming??

I've never met anyone in my entire life that I couldn't wrap my brain around the fact that they are capable of awful things. Literally no one.  My Mom could blow up a nursery."

 

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19 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Or, and hear me out, don’t cheat on your spouse with a subordinate, give her a raise to keep her quiet, and then threatened to kill her (and yourself) when it all comes out

And then you won’t be judged on Moore’s actions 

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Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Jim Rome crushed it on this "Michigan Man" stuff: 

 

Things I learned today: Jim Rome is still around. "RACK HIM!"

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Or, and hear me out, don’t cheat on your spouse with a subordinate, give her a raise to keep her quiet, and then threatened to kill her (and yourself) when it all comes out

And then you won’t be judged on Moore’s actions 

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Posted
18 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Yep. Rub one out together, move on with your life

Well you could always do that. Wasn't sure what current year had to do with anything.

Posted
51 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

he wasnt paid 75 billion dollars, was he? when even a single dollar worth of shares is actually delivered to him through vesting or exercise, it is taxed. 

twice probably knows how it works. but you dont.

 

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To fund all that spending and still maintain his stake in Oracle, Ellison borrows heavily against his Oracle shares. According to the most recent SEC filing, Ellison has pledged 277 million shares of Oracle common stock as collateral “to secure certain personal indebtedness.” The shares represent about a quarter of his total Oracle shares and would have a market value of more than $82 billion on Wednesday’s closing price.

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/09/18/larry-ellison-365-billion-fortune-wealth-management.html

yeah forty years ago when started the company and those shares were worth diddly i'm sure he paid a lot of taxes on them. 

oh wait he probably purchased all of his shares for $100. so no tax on that either.

do you know how this works?

death, taxes, and @52-80 defending billionaires

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Just now, bschoolprof said:

This thread is gold, and not to be debbie downer at all, but how far off are we to having something like this go down here?  I'm thinking probably not far off.  

About one bottle of Jack Daniel’s away.

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All this talk about 2nd chances is ridiculous.  We all know OUsucks would snap him up in a heartbeat as an OC or asst head corch.

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5 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

This thread is gold, and not to be debbie downer at all, but how far off are we to having something like this go down here?  I'm thinking probably not far off.  

Chris Beard was as close as we will get. 

Sark's wife is the next closest we will get. 

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New company idea: 
Surly Night Crew gets contracted to infiltrate other boards during coaching searches and drives hype for the fan base. 
Services include:
Flight Tracking 
Hotel Room drape identification 
Mcrib locator 
Chicken fried steak rankings 
Fisting bets
One (1) human female 

Don’t forget the glizzy (I’m too old to know what that means)
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6 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

This thread is gold, and not to be debbie downer at all, but how far off are we to having something like this go down here?  I'm thinking probably not far off.  

Come to immamac’s party and find out!

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I get what she's trying to say but she's leaving out the fact that Freeze, Petrino, and Price were all fired after their conduct came to light.
Additionally, Moore allegedly went and threatened to off his lover and himself. If he doesn't beat the rap then he'll be in prison and it's hard to hire a guy in the slammer.

PM Burt Reynolds and Adam Sandler
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10 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

This thread is gold, and not to be debbie downer at all, but how far off are we to having something like this go down here?  I'm thinking probably not far off.  

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Posted
39 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

No one can convince me that dog didn’t knew this shit would eventually happen. That dog knew. 

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That dog’s stare says, “if you only knew the things I’ve seen”

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I’m a bit disappointed that the only drama UT can muster is a stripper’s monkey biting kids on Halloween. Are we really gonna consider ourselves top tier when we can’t compete with Michigan on stuff like this?

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4 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

I’m a bit disappointed that the only drama UT can muster is a stripper’s monkey biting kids on Halloween. Are we really gonna consider ourselves top tier when we can’t compete with Michigan on stuff like this?

*confirmed* drama 

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Posted (edited)
30 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Jim Rome crushed it on this "Michigan Man" stuff: 

 

What did he say about aggy?

  

20 minutes ago, Deej said:

Do we know what he said about aggy?

Aww.

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21 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

This thread is gold, and not to be debbie downer at all, but how far off are we to having something like this go down here?  I'm thinking probably not far off.  

Not far off at all. Really hoping this Michigan stuff is a wake up call.

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44 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If he had won the game against Ohio State and made the playoff, we might not have ever heard about any of this.

She’s got a point, though. We all know it’s not a level playing field. She’s jumping the gun but there’s a history there in both college and the pros.

One Columbus broadcaster was just on the radio proclaiming that Brian Kelly would be a perfect fit at Michigan, explaining that he had success at Notre Dame (and earlier stops) and originally recruited Bryce Underwood to LSU. 

Not sure if serious. 

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Have we heard anything about what kind of knife it was?

Was he out running around with some kind of Benchmade Bugout or a Kershaw, or did he just grab a butter knife out of the drawer?

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So, Jemele Hill is still an idiot.  Cool.

What's slightly surprising is that there are so many other idiots with public platforms who think that either a) Moore would have gotten a second chance if he were white, or b) Moore has let down the black community with his actions.

Maybe this is just one guy who's getting karma for his choices?  Maybe it isn't automatically racism every time a black person gets punished for something?  Maybe it isn't setting an entire race back every time one dude gets caught with his dick out?  Maybe the fact that the media thinks his blackness has anything to do with this story is part of the problem?

We can't even enjoy a good old-fashioned career-suicide-by-undefeated-pussy story in this country anymore.

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Posted
4 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

1. Go to OU

2. Cheat

3. Get high stress job you aren’t qualified for

4.  Mess around with /promote your admin

5.  Go nuts when admin tells on you

6.  Profit

7.  ? 

You guys keep saying he wasn't qualified for the job. Why?

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Because he wasn't, he was hired because he was on Harbaugh's staff and the administration didn't want to rock the boat any more than necessary (oopsie).

As someone else said above, in terms of the hire itself he was Michigan's Rodney Terry. Except I guess Terry was way more qualified so this might not be a fair comparison for him in multiple ways.

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15 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Have we heard anything about what kind of knife it was?

Was he out running around with some kind of Benchmade Bugout or a Kershaw, or did he just grab a butter knife out of the drawer?

It was one of the Klingon knives they sell on QVC Network. She's a huge Trekkie. And a Swiftie. 

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Posted (edited)
19 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

So, Jemele Hill is still an idiot.  Cool.

What's slightly surprising is that there are so many other idiots with public platforms who think that either a) Moore would have gotten a second chance if he were white, or b) Moore has let down the black community with his actions.

Maybe this is just one guy who's getting karma for his choices?  Maybe it isn't automatically racism every time a black person gets punished for something?  Maybe it isn't setting an entire race back every time one dude gets caught with his dick out?  Maybe the fact that the media thinks his blackness has anything to do with this story is part of the problem?

We can't even enjoy a good old-fashioned career-suicide-by-undefeated-pussy story in this country anymore.

You left out the mental health aspect, which has already been floated by his supporters and his lawyers will no-doubt try to use. 

I'm gonna start using it, too:

"Honey, you want to know about these OnlyFans charges on our AMEX card? I'm having a mental health crisis." 

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21 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

So, Jemele Hill is still an idiot.  Cool.

What's slightly surprising is that there are so many other idiots with public platforms who think that either a) Moore would have gotten a second chance if he were white, or b) Moore has let down the black community with his actions.

Maybe this is just one guy who's getting karma for his choices?  Maybe it isn't automatically racism every time a black person gets punished for something?  Maybe it isn't setting an entire race back every time one dude gets caught with his dick out?  Maybe the fact that the media thinks his blackness has anything to do with this story is part of the problem?

We can't even enjoy a good old-fashioned career-suicide-by-undefeated-pussy story in this country anymore.

You old fucks get baited so easily by the troll sphere, which is exactly why they keep doing what they are doing. 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Because he wasn't, he was hired because he was on Harbaugh's staff and the administration didn't want to rock the boat any more than necessary (oopsie).

As someone else said above, in terms of the hire itself he was Michigan's Rodney Terry. Except I guess Terry was way more qualified so this might not be a fair comparison for him in multiple ways.

Terry is a very apt comparison, except Terry wasnt a literal piece of shit. He actually had character and integrity. 

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27 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Have we heard anything about what kind of knife it was?

Was he out running around with some kind of Benchmade Bugout or a Kershaw, or did he just grab a butter knife out of the drawer?

For the money, it's hard to beat a Kershaw.  For that baller on a budget.

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31 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Have we heard anything about what kind of knife it was?

Was he out running around with some kind of Benchmade Bugout or a Kershaw, or did he just grab a butter knife out of the drawer?

Obligatory

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Posted
2 minutes ago, SameSame said:

For the money, it's hard to beat a Kershaw.  For that baller on a budget.

Victorinox is the only acceptable answer.

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Posted
21 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Have we heard anything about what kind of knife it was?

Was he out running around with some kind of Benchmade Bugout or a Kershaw, or did he just grab a butter knife out of the drawer?

I thought about this, I figured it was some low budget convenience store knife, like he was standing in line waiting,….moving up as each customer checked out, he was sitting there pondering…. before he could ask the clerk for a pack of menthols, he was picking out his energy and pee pee pills and there he looked over and saw they display case with the USB cords and knives, and just at that very moment…. He thought I’m going to strangle that bitch, but alas the cords were 17.00 the knife was 9.99. 

Posted
1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Or, and hear me out, don’t cheat on your spouse with a subordinate, give her a raise to keep her quiet, and then threatened to kill her (and yourself) when it all comes out

George Costanza Seinfeld GIF

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1 hour ago, bschoolprof said:

This thread is gold, and not to be debbie downer at all, but how far off are we to having something like this go down here?  I'm thinking probably not far off.  

I mean the craziest part of this story isn't the affair...it's the post-firing events that led to his arrest 

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17 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

You guys keep saying he wasn't qualified for the job. Why?

I'm guessing because he had never been a head football coach anywhere ever, not even high school. 

And now you're given the keys and big office to the school that has historically more wins than any other college football team.

Again, just a guess.

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Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

i know she is saying this to be controversial and get immediate clicks, its what she does, and was probably a huge reason why ESPN parted ways with her. 

 

but historically, shes got a point... I mean fuck all we have to do is look at Major 18 years ago banging the equipement girl while his wife was 8-ish months preggo.   

 

yes- he self reported it, so thats a tiny tiny bit in his favor, but all he got was a loss of his next guaranteed contract increase  (which admittedly was something like a half mil).. but he wasnt let go. 

 

the only immediate counter I can give her is Bobby Petrino getting let go, but thats because his fuckup was so public Piggy had no choice.... but 10 years later he was right back in the role. 

 

Are you fucking serious?

 

do you recall the time when The Major went to his side piece’s house, broke on, AND THREATENED TO KILL HER?

 

 

because I do NOT, and it makes the situations COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

 

 

ETA: according to an thread tweet, this is the 3RD investigation into Moore and women by Michigan.

 

 

He’s had MULTIPLE chances.

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Posted
Just now, DigDug said:

I'm guessing because he had never been a head football coach anywhere ever, not even high school. 

And now you're given the keys and big office to the school that has historically more wins than any other college football team.

Again, just a guess.

Dont forget he's also a dumbfuck, cheating, worthless Sooner piece of shit. Should have been the first disqualifying element in his candidacy for HC.

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25 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Because he wasn't, he was hired because he was on Harbaugh's staff and the administration didn't want to rock the boat any more than necessary (oopsie).

As someone else said above, in terms of the hire itself he was Michigan's Rodney Terry. Except I guess Terry was way more qualified so this might not be a fair comparison for him in multiple ways.

He was hired so he wouldn’t snitch and cooperate with ncaa with all the other investigations 

Posted
3 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Are you fucking serious?

 

do you recall the time when The Major went to his side piece’s house, broke on, AND THREATENED TO KILL HER?

 

 

because I do NOT, and it makes the situations COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

That we know of..

He did however beat her Gato to death with his Baton Rouge 

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Posted
1 hour ago, DigDug said:

Rich Eisen "I didn't see it in Sherrone Moore...I cannot believe this behavior has been inscribed to him"

 

That reminds me so much of that bit from one of Tosh's stand-ups

"Then maybe you should be locked up for 6 months. You never could have seen this coming??

I've never met anyone in my entire life that I couldn't wrap my brain around the fact that they are capable of awful things. Literally no one.  My Mom could blow up a nursery."

 

Noted Michigan man Rich 

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