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  • GHOSTUSER
    GHOSTUSER

    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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AssmanFox?  That should totally be my nickname.  

Yeah, the MAGA crowd hasn’t hurt anyone. 

Oh, the irony. 

 

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23 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

LOL, look at these AntiHeroes.  No need to get creative, just call them the 'Retarded 4'.  

Good God those people actually represent a state. Dan Patrick as the defeacto head of Texas politics is still the most baffling of all. 

9 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

She is always on message lately and would make a good president. Hope it happens. 

Hugo, you should take all the time and energy you use on here and instead start a movement to get a ton of people go to on Twitter and talk about how Trump has alienated them over the past few years, but this new proposal to finally address the burden of Social Security and Medicaid could bring them back into the fold. It's a fantastic idea, and one that he should make a cornerstone of his 2020 campaign. He should know that us centrists and shitlib Republicans are with him.

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Not sure Donald checked the names of the fallen soldiers before offering his highest condolences 

What exactly are Highest Condolences?  I've heard of Deepest Condolences.  An advanced-degree holding Speech Therapist I know is frequently telling me that he is starting to exhibit symptoms of either a TIA, or the early signs of dementia.  

6 minutes ago, Lobo said:

What exactly are Highest Condolences? 

Deepest condolences is for when someone empathizes with another person that is in emotional pain and is saying they share that pain, expressing a visceral reaction to another human's suffering. Highest condolences is the opposite of that.

Examples of Highest Condolences.

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24 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Highest condolences.

Trump had a conflicting tee time.

“Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
Like it’s a fucking T.P.S. report. 

Bet that motherfucker didn’t even put a cover sheet on it.

^

actually Eric Trump has an awkward tattoo from spring break ‘05 that he thought meant “Highest Purpose” in mandarin characters but it actually translates to “Highest Condolences”    

 

Deep and wide, deep and wide,
There’s a fountain flowing deep and wide.
Deep and wide, deep and wide,
There’s a fountain flowing deep and wide.

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

Typical Trump to thank VP but not the soldiers or soldiers' families.

Trump prefers soldiers who don't get killed. 

Also, they died before they could pay fealty to him. He's barely aware they ever existed. 

24 minutes ago, Lobo said:

^

actually Eric Trump has an awkward tattoo from spring break ‘05 that he thought meant “Highest Purpose” in mandarin characters but it actually translates to “Highest Condolences”    

 

 

53 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Welp, at least we know what the marching orders are.

 

Why would the other G7 countries really care what trump wants? Maybe Boris will listen if the US can somehow help him with brexit.  Abe appears to pretend to like trump but I’m unsure if he would really help him.  Macron, Trudeau and Merkel seem done with trump.

17 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Why would the other G7 countries really care what trump wants? Maybe Boris will listen if the US can somehow help him with brexit.  Abe appears to pretend to like trump but I’m unsure if he would really help him.  Macron, Trudeau and Merkel seem done with trump.

Putin needs to see Trump dance for daddy at the G7.  The G7 is not letting Russia back in under any circumstances, I would hope.

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Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Oh good, he’s up past midnight on a weekend. 

 

I saw on Twitter that he's taking the red-eye to the G7 and he doesn't like to sleep on planes, so it should be an interesting night. 

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

What exactly are Highest Condolences?  I've heard of Deepest Condolences.  An advanced-degree holding Speech Therapist I know is frequently telling me that he is starting to exhibit symptoms of either a TIA, or the early signs of dementia.  

apparently it doesn't involve the president showing up at dover. 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Oh good, he’s up past midnight on a weekend. 

 

He can't sleep. His mind is so child-like Jeffrey Epstein's ghost keeps trying to fuck him. 

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Oh good, he’s up past midnight on a weekend. 

 

[Reads Emergency Economic Powers Act of 1977] 

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7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Oh good, he’s up past midnight on a weekend. 

 

He used the national emergency to put troops on the border and the House dems did fuck all about that, so why wouldn’t this work as well?

28 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

He used the national emergency to put troops on the border and the House dems did fuck all about that, so why wouldn’t this work as well?

They did the only thing they could do. They sued.

29 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

He used the national emergency to put troops on the border and the House dems did fuck all about that, so why wouldn’t this work as well?

That's not entirely accurate.   They passed a measure to block it and it passed the Senate too.  Just not enough Republicans to override the veto.   Then they sued, and a Trump appointee dismissed on standing grounds (even through a different court allowed House Republicans to sue to stop Obamacare), and they have appealed.   Meanwhile the Supreme Court, ruling 5-4 along partisan lines, lifted an injunction that blocked Trump from spending the money while the litigation plays out. 

There's not much the House Dems can do about it.  He gets away with it purely because of Republicans. 

7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

They did the only thing they could do. They sued.

That was nine months ago and fuck all has progressed.  They should be screaming from every rooftop about this blatant attack on the Constitution, but that might cut into vacation time I guess.

11 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Highest condolences.

I hereby order that VP Pence, who"s doing a GREAT JOB by the way, be awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor for attending an event honoring those guys...

... IN THE RAIN! I should get one too, but Fake News lies about me. MAGA! Greatest ratings of any president in history. CU@G7 lol!

“Case Closed!”

He’s like Bobo from the Stern show. 

4 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Yea, it had nothing to do with the fact that you also retweeted a video that claimed you were King of Israel. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Yea, it had nothing to do with the fact that you also retweeted a video that claimed you were King of Israel. 

That’s Trump for you. Our very own mischievous Loki among us mere mortals.

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